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You would figure a guy making 10 mil per year would venture out of the Hanes aisle at Walmart and retire his 2010 wardrobe. 

5 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

You would figure a guy making 10 mil per year would venture out of the Hanes aisle at Walmart and retire his 2010 wardrobe. 

Have you ever tried shopping in College Staion?

Yes. There are some very comfortable ways to look good especially if you have the money. I don't mean abandoning casual wear either. In Texas, I'd have a closet full of short sleeve polos and pants made of lighter, cooler fabric than denim. 

I think it's time for him to re-think the unshaved look as well. That works with jawline and dark hair. I had almost a full beard for a long time. Fairly groomed. I looked in the mirror and saw my pasty white face framed in white hair, and I realized I was just screaming to the world that I'm old. The beard is down to a goatee (still white) and the pathetic wreath of hair that remains around the bottom of my head is close cropped. 

I don't look 40, but I don't look like one of those sad idiots still trying to carry off that look, either.

Edited by RomaVicta

14 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

You would figure a guy making 10 mil per year would venture out of the Hanes aisle at Walmart and retire his 2010 wardrobe. 

No disrespect intended but it's more like Goodwill or the Salvation Army. 

Jimbo's the idiot savant of football.  He doesn't have time to waste on fashion since he's constantly dreaming up ways to make aTm football the leader of the pack (or cooking up lame ass reasons they aren't).

  

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54 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

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Looks like a mash up of Archie Bunker and the Bucees's beaver.

Seriously, there is actually more to this.  His sloppy attire shows up in other parts of his life.  His handling of the program, his call sheet that clearly speaks of sloppiness and his public speaking style.  That clothing attire is emblematic of the mess he has created at two different football programs.

Funny thing is I bet those are high end designer t-shirts.   Probably pays a shitload of money to look like a homeless asshole. 

Still though, he’s the smartest man in the room.

Wins a MNC with a generational QB and parlays that in to swindling 9 figures out of aggy.

Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. This saying speaks volumes on his attire.

I knew i didn't want to look at this thread. I knew id regret it. 

But i did. And i regret it. 

 

I knew i didn't want to look at this thread. I knew id regret it. 
But i did. And i regret it. 
 

Now imagine you just paid $100 mil plus to hang out with him for a decade.

This thread needs some Karen Key Largo quotes about how he oozes sex appeal or some such. 

12 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

Jimbo's the idiot savant of football.  He doesn't have time to waste on fashion since he's constantly dreaming up ways to make aTm football the leader of the pack (or cooking up lame ass reasons they aren't).

  


It would be one thing if he was like Bill Belichek and had six Super Bowl wins. You could accept the slovenliness in a kind of Albert-Einstein-of-football-who-doesn't-have-time-to-think-about-clothes kind of maniacal brilliance. But Jimbo's one national championship is looking more and more like a fluke, an outlier. He a slovenly Gene Chizik.  

Can’t wait to see him in this:

 

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4 hours ago, markstanco said:

Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.

He wants to be a fishing guide in Rockport?

I'm sure these pictures were all taken in the morning. Can you imagine how gross his t-shirt looks after he eats his full rack of ribs lunch?

4 hours ago, Leanderman said:

He blends right in with the crowd at gomersville though.


Can you imagine that you pay a guy 10 million dollars a year and he shows up to the office looking like this? 

Or on the recruiting trail?  Some 5 star is going to choose Texas over aggy and one of his reasons will be because Sark has some style.  

If you are going to be a fat slob, then at least go with something like the Andy Reid hawaiian shirt style, where it's fun and you are in on the joke.

29 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


Can you imagine that you pay a guy 10 million dollars a year and he shows up to the office looking like this? 

He needs this shirt in the rotation:

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2 hours ago, markstanco said:

He needs this shirt in the rotation:

ssrco,slim_fit_t_shirt,flatlay,edbb3b:2f

lets all buy one and mail them all at once to Bright addressed to Coach Jimbo 

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12 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

oh, another aggie thread.

Oh, another shit post by BO&W

On 6/19/2023 at 11:52 PM, CTC2 said:

Can’t wait to see him in this:

 

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Damn I’ve been meaning to buy one of these to wear around deer camp when the inevitable happens. Nothing like a constant reminder your school still owes some loser 50M+ in buyout, plus new staff $$.

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There’s nothing I want more than to watch jimbo continually shit the bed at aggy get fired and win the natty the next year at another school 

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10 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

There’s nothing I want more than to watch jimbo continually shit the bed at aggy get fired and win the natty the next year at another school 

I get what you’re saying, and it would provide hours of comedy, but personally I can think of a LOT  of things I’d prefer to watch.

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3 hours ago, Wishbone said:

I get what you’re saying, and it would provide hours of comedy, but personally I can think of a LOT  of things I’d prefer to watch.

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Y’all are such dicks. When you are forced to shop in the junior’s section, your fashion options are pretty limited. 

I am sure Karen Keylargo  defends all his clothing options? After all bag hag has her nose into everything he does.

On 6/19/2023 at 11:36 AM, pyrohornIII said:

Looks like a mash up of Archie Bunker and the Bucees's beaver.

 

21 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Collies are among the ugliest dogs out there, imo.

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This is what I think of every time I see one

On 6/20/2023 at 12:03 PM, BurntOrange&White said:

oh, another aggie thread.

aggy

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