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7 minutes ago, Auto Driller said:

Some gold from that thread:

 

I think we've found society's biggest problem, all of our action heroes are at a minimum in AARP or at worst in their late 70s and barely clinging to life (yet still shooting films).  Statham is 55.  

 

Fucking kids these days, can't even give us any bullshit action heroes.  

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Not surprised reading about this. ^^^^

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5 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Thread of the year.

“I saw a tiktok video” has to become a surly meme for all eternity 

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I doubt they even had 96 hours of oxygen in there. They just tell people that to make them feel better.

3 minutes ago, MrBig said:

I doubt they even had 96 hours of oxygen in there. They just tell people that to make them feel better.

I thought about this…if you knocked out someone would you gain more time? Less people breathing? Asking for a friend.

7 minutes ago, Covri said:

“I saw a tiktok video” has to become a surly meme for all eternity 

A comment on a Tik Tok video.

5 minutes ago, MrBig said:

I doubt they even had 96 hours of oxygen in there. They just tell people that to make them feel better.

One of the earlier reports said they had 70 and not 96 but we have to keep the thread going. We gotta do our part. 

1 minute ago, Tailgate said:

I thought about this…if you knocked out someone would you gain more time? Less people breathing? Asking for a friend.

Gotta be honest, if I know we are pressed for time on air like they potentially are, I'd have killed the CEO guy days ago.  I doubt there would have been much argument over this with the rest of the "crew".

18 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Where is Dirk Pitt? He can find this shit right quick. 

I think we may need to recruit Juan Cabrillo and The Oregon

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

One of the earlier reports said they had 70 and not 96 but we have to keep the thread going. We gotta do our part. 

It's a technicality, but that 0 in CO2 has to count for something.

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More Onion:

https://www.theonion.com/we-don-t-look-so-bad-now-do-we-says-carnival-cruise-1850556812

“Everyone always said that our ships are floating, disease-ridden hellholes, but with everything going on, it seems like a pretty good deal now, doesn’t it?” said a smiling spokesperson, who stood on the deck of a cruise liner next to a shirtless, overweight Midwestern man vomiting off the side of the ship while saying, “Our passengers almost always live longer than four days.”

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Blink-182 big ass loving stepson just deleted his Twitter

2 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Gotta be honest, if I know we are pressed for time on air like they potentially are, I'd have killed the CEO guy days ago.  I doubt there would have been much argument over this with the rest of the "crew".

Bludgeoned with a Logitech game controller is a likely scenario.  But if his friend is to be believed, I'm sure Hamish did so calmly in big-brained fashion.

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Just now, dcbc said:

Bludgeoned with a Logitech game controller is a likely scenario.  But if his friend is to be believed, I'm sure Hamish did so calmly in big-brained fashion.

Nah I would have waited until he was on the shitter facing the tiny porthole and strangled him from behind.

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I want whatever edibles or drugs these guys have man…I am just saying. “It didn’t worry me.” The FUCK? 
 

It’s like knowing the trip won’t work and will likely cause death is part of the fun…

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ZIP TIES! I thought the controller part was bad.

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7 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I want whatever edibles or drugs these guys have man…I am just saying. “It didn’t worry me.” The FUCK? 
 

It’s like knowing the trip won’t work and will likely cause death is part of the fun…

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Point taken, but Zip Ties seem like the most reliable thing on this sub.

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The stepson took his account down after calling people the N-word and complaining how the media is insensitive

 

 

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So if they got tangled up in the wreck of the Titanic and couldn't surface does she get credit for 5 more kills?  If she can keep that up she could get in striking distance of fourth place in all time maritime disasters (peacetime)

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Just now, MrBig said:

The stepson took his account down after calling people the N-word and complaining how the media is insensitive

 

 

 

When he inherits all that money, he should buy Twitter.

It’s cool following all the maritime enthusiasts on Twitter though so there’s that.

 

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I just learned about reverse milkshake duck and I predict that blink 182 boy cures a disease or something.

17 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Gotta be honest, if I know we are pressed for time on air like they potentially are, I'd have killed the CEO guy days ago.  I doubt there would have been much argument over this with the rest of the "crew".

"We took a vote.  and you're off the island."

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I think I remember in one of the Tom Clamcy books, he described what happens to the crew of a submarine when there's a hull rupture.  First everything is incinerated due to the rapid rise in air pressure.  Then you get pulverized by the seawater...

Brian isn’t worthy of surly deleting his Twitter like a bitch. Guy has a really fucked up history just perusing the internet.

 

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27 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

So if they got tangled up in the wreck of the Titanic and couldn't surface does she get credit for 5 more kills?  If she can keep that up she could get in striking distance of fourth place in all time maritime disasters (peacetime)

The titanic came out retirement like Tom Brady to pad its stats 

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43 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

More Onion:

https://www.theonion.com/we-don-t-look-so-bad-now-do-we-says-carnival-cruise-1850556812

“Everyone always said that our ships are floating, disease-ridden hellholes, but with everything going on, it seems like a pretty good deal now, doesn’t it?” said a smiling spokesperson, who stood on the deck of a cruise liner next to a shirtless, overweight Midwestern man vomiting off the side of the ship while saying, “Our passengers almost always live longer than four days.”

lol

“Say what you will, but while you might get violent diarrhea from eating room-temperature crab legs on a Carnival ship buffet, at least you won’t be trapped inside a submersible to die a slow death by asphyxiation miles under water. Plus, we have a pool.” At press time, thousands of passengers were killed after a Carnival ship struck an iceberg and sank to the ocean floor.

18 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Now I gotta find Nicole's Twitter. 

I don't think the picture's there, my dude.

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35 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

So if they got tangled up in the wreck of the Titanic and couldn't surface does she get credit for 5 more kills?  If she can keep that up she could get in striking distance of fourth place in all time maritime disasters (peacetime)

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54 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Blink-182 big ass loving stepson just deleted his Twitter

Fairweather fan, imo

28 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Now I gotta find Nicole's Twitter. 

Right up there with Suze Haliburton's twitter

Now how is he gonna tweet about All the Small Things?

Since the TikTok generation has now discovered the Titanic and conspiracy theories…

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1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Since the TikTok generation Helobius has now discovered the Titanic and conspiracy theories…

FIFY

1 hour ago, MrBig said:

I doubt they even had 96 hours of oxygen in there. They just tell people that to make them feel better.

So I hope I don't get judged for saying this...

If they killed the weakest 1-2 passengers, they could go longer on the oxygen.

Now I gotta find Nicole's Twitter. 


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3 minutes ago, Parliament said:

So I hope I don't get judged for saying this...

If they killed the weakest 1-2 passengers, they could go longer on the oxygen.

The dad should have thought about this and killed himself for taking his kid.

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This guy was on the sub last year. Here is part 1 of his trip. It’s in Spanish with subtitles

 

24 minutes ago, Parliament said:

So I hope I don't get judged for saying this...

If they killed the weakest 1-2 passengers, they could go longer on the oxygen.

Yeah, but who the fuck would want to live longer in that tiny tube, with a dead body or two, no bathroom, no food, no water, slowly suffocating in the dark.

30 minutes ago, Parliament said:

So I hope I don't get judged for saying this...

If they killed the weakest 1-2 passengers, they could go longer on the oxygen.

how much 02 does fucking a corpse use up?  asking for a friend. 

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