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1 minute ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Man, that 16 year old kid had to be hating the last hours of his life. Born into great wealth, likely about to go to the college of his choice where he would pull tail that a dork of his nature would never sniff if not for the 8 or 9 zeroes in the family account. And you know he was thinking what an awesome icebreaker he had with the girls. "Hey, have I shown you the pics on my phone from the Titanic wreckage?"

I hope before he died he killed Rush by stuffing the game controller down his throat.

He was 19, already in school in Glasgow, and he likely knew little to nothing about his death. 

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9 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Great, now I made the mistake of reading Daily Mail comments:

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@Helobious 

25 minutes ago, CoTex said:

Debris field around the Titanic?  This is not news - that has been there for over a century.  We're looking for a new debris field.  Should look like a largely intact exterior metal frame, two round titanium endcaps, a pile of carbon fiber shards, and some ruptured piss bags.

They found a pair of miu miu sneakers on the sea floor

9 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Lot of people just don't understand the ocean. 

The truth.

1 hour ago, OU Sucks said:

Great, now I made the mistake of reading Daily Mail comments:

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I guess they missed the part of the article that said the giant squid ate Hamish.

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Times of London is reporting the debris they found may be from a previous dive.

45 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

If I knew the outcome was likely death with little to no hope of rescue, turning into a debris field would have been my choice of ways to go.

Silver lining out of all of this came from one of my friends who quipped "Hey at least this shows the rest of us that rich people really aren't smarter than the rest of us"

 

44 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Pretty sure the Elon saga has shown that to be true.

Chances that we will absorb that lesson -- that is, that "yeah, well, he's rich!" doesn't mean he's that smart -- remain pegged at zero.

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I was thinking about what the worst thing that could happen, what if a pinhole leak sprung, shooting a 5000psi water jet through someone’s chest, causing them to keel over, causing the jet to cut them in half, revealing a still beating heart, spraying guts all over the inside, then slowly filling and pressurizing the craft, killing everyone over the next hour or so while they are swimming in someone’s guts. 

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1 minute ago, blacklab said:

I was thinking about what the worst thing that could happen, what if a pinhole leak sprung, shooting a 5000psi water jet through someone’s chest, causing them to keel over, causing the jet to cut them in half, revealing a still beating heart, spraying guts all over the inside, then slowly filling and pressurizing the craft, killing everyone over the next hour or so while they are swimming in someone’s guts. 

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6 minutes ago, blacklab said:

I was thinking about what the worst thing that could happen, what if a pinhole leak sprung, shooting a 5000psi water jet through someone’s chest, causing them to keel over, causing the jet to cut them in half, revealing a still beating heart, spraying guts all over the inside, then slowly filling and pressurizing the craft, killing everyone over the next hour or so while they are swimming in someone’s guts. 

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13 minutes ago, blacklab said:

I was thinking about what the worst thing that could happen, what if a pinhole leak sprung, shooting a 5000psi water jet through someone’s chest, causing them to keel over, causing the jet to cut them in half, revealing a still beating heart, spraying guts all over the inside, then slowly filling and pressurizing the craft, killing everyone over the next hour or so while they are swimming in someone’s guts. 

CHIEF

 

14 minutes ago, blacklab said:

I was thinking about what the worst thing that could happen, what if a pinhole leak sprung, shooting a 5000psi water jet through someone’s chest, causing them to keel over, causing the jet to cut them in half, revealing a still beating heart, spraying guts all over the inside, then slowly filling and pressurizing the craft, killing everyone over the next hour or so while they are swimming in someone’s guts. 

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15 minutes ago, blacklab said:

I was thinking about what the worst thing that could happen, what if a pinhole leak sprung, shooting a 5000psi water jet through someone’s chest, causing them to keel over, causing the jet to cut them in half, revealing a still beating heart, spraying guts all over the inside, then slowly filling and pressurizing the craft, killing everyone over the next hour or so while they are swimming in someone’s guts. 

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16 minutes ago, blacklab said:

I was thinking about what the worst thing that could happen, what if a pinhole leak sprung, shooting a 5000psi water jet through someone’s chest, causing them to keel over, causing the jet to cut them in half, revealing a still beating heart, spraying guts all over the inside, then slowly filling and pressurizing the craft, killing everyone over the next hour or so while they are swimming in someone’s guts. 

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Page 16 might be the leader in the clubhouse but Page 20 is tearing up the back nine!

21 minutes ago, blacklab said:

I was thinking about what the worst thing that could happen, what if a pinhole leak sprung, shooting a 5000psi water jet through someone’s chest, causing them to keel over, causing the jet to cut them in half, revealing a still beating heart, spraying guts all over the inside, then slowly filling and pressurizing the craft, killing everyone over the next hour or so while they are swimming in someone’s guts. 

If water at that pressure suddenly drops to atmospheric pressure, would it immediatly turn into little tiny ice crystals?

9 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

 

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What the fuck is this? Seriously, LOL

13 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Page 16 might be the leader in the clubhouse but Page 20 is tearing up the back nine!

 

From the "best seat in the house"

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4 minutes ago, 'stache said:

What the fuck is this? Seriously, LOL

Ghost Ship from 2002. 100% of the 15% rotten tomatoes score comes in the first 5 minutes

 

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OceanGate co-founder and now only live founder, Guillermo Sohnlein, commented “it’s a sad day to lose someone so close to you, but as the now sole surviving founder and 100% owner of this company, we will learn from his mistakes” as he threw what appeared to be four double AA batteries into a nearby trash can.

8 minutes ago, 'stache said:

What the fuck is this? Seriously, LOL

 

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Allegedly some debris was found by the Titanic that resembles the sub

 

1 hour ago, OU Sucks said:

Pretty sure the Coast Guard wouldn't break news of finding Titanic debris in the Titanic debris field, but what do I know?


Well, it is the coast guard. 
 

 

42 minutes ago, blacklab said:

I was thinking about what the worst thing that could happen, what if a pinhole leak sprung, shooting a 5000psi water jet through someone’s chest, causing them to keel over, causing the jet to cut them in half, revealing a still beating heart, spraying guts all over the inside, then slowly filling and pressurizing the craft, killing everyone over the next hour or so while they are swimming in someone’s guts. 

 

Fuck swimming. I’m rubbin the bird like it owes me money.

35 minutes ago, blacklab said:

I was thinking about what the worst thing that could happen, what if a pinhole leak sprung, shooting a 5000psi water jet through someone’s chest, causing them to keel over, causing the jet to cut them in half, revealing a still beating heart, spraying guts all over the inside, then slowly filling and pressurizing the craft, killing everyone over the next hour or so while they are swimming in someone’s guts. 

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Damn dude. WSOP can't be going that bad...😜

6 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

Fuck swimming. I’m rubbin the bird like it owes me money.

Is that you, Rudy?  

49 minutes ago, blacklab said:

I was thinking about what the worst thing that could happen, what if a pinhole leak sprung, shooting a 5000psi water jet through someone’s chest, causing them to keel over, causing the jet to cut them in half, revealing a still beating heart, spraying guts all over the inside, then slowly filling and pressurizing the craft, killing everyone over the next hour or so while they are swimming in someone’s guts. 

congrats on winning the Stephen King post of the day/week/year award

Found video of early OceanGate/Titan sub design team session:

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Let's slow down, the speculation regarding the debris found is not confirmed 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(until it comes from Tiktok)

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2 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Let's slow down, the speculation regarding the debris found is not confirmed 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(until it comes from Tiktok)

*comment on a TikTok

2 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Let's slow down, the speculation regarding the debris found is not confirmed 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(until it comes from Tiktok comments)

FIF Helobious.

12 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Allegedly some debris was found by the Titanic that resembles the sub

 

So I guess the bright side is they did actually find the submarine pretty quickly...just only the parts that weren't holding air...

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Found this advertised special on a travel website.....

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1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

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Also, we are clearly getting dumber if we are just comparing the two.  The titanic was largely operator error.  This was everyone error.  Each and every person inside the sub and in charge of the ‘mission’ above water is/was a total fucking moron.  

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37 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

Ghost Ship from 2002. 100% of the 15% rotten tomatoes score comes in the first 5 minutes

 

Damn, lol. I thought maybe I'd missed Titanic 2: The Slicening. 

4 minutes ago, blacklab said:

My wsop experience is  in the same ballpark as my theory about the sub

Bad ass?

1 hour ago, blacklab said:

I was thinking about what the worst thing that could happen, what if a pinhole leak sprung, shooting a 5000psi water jet through someone’s chest, causing them to keel over, causing the jet to cut them in half, revealing a still beating heart, spraying guts all over the inside, then slowly filling and pressurizing the craft, killing everyone over the next hour or so while they are swimming in someone’s guts. 

What about the part where Freddy Krueger shows up?

2 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

What about the part where Freddy Krueger shows up?

 

2 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

What about the part where Freddy Krueger shows up?

Nightmare on Debris Street

19 minutes ago, dcbc said:

 

Nightmare on Debris Street

Debris Downer

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1 minute ago, Chooky said:

Debris Downer

Debris Does Ballast 

1 minute ago, Chooky said:

Debris Downer

Downton Subby (For the Brits)

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