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#1001
23 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

What about the part where Freddy Krueger shows up?

One two, the Titanic's coming for you

Three four, better lock the door.....

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#1003
4 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

One two, the Titanic's coming for you

Three four, better lock bolt (17x) the door.....

FIFY

#1004
2 minutes ago, butthurt said:

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Saw gorilla, immediately wished I could photoshop big black dude kneeling over bed with giant hog.  Someone make this happen.

#1005
1 minute ago, dcbc said:

FIFY

Five six, you leaky tin can has the drips

Seven, eight, this ain't great

Nine, ten, never trust a shady underwater tour again.... 

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#1006
5 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Saw gorilla, immediately wished I could photoshop big black dude kneeling over bed with giant hog.  Someone make this happen.

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#1007
5 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Saw gorilla, immediately wished I could photoshop big black dude kneeling over bed with giant hog.  Someone make this happen.

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#1008
7 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Saw gorilla, immediately wished I could photoshop big black dude kneeling over bed with giant hog.  Someone make this happen.

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#1009
9 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Saw gorilla, immediately wished I could photoshop big black dude kneeling over bed with giant hog.  Someone make this happen.

 

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#1012
10 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Saw gorilla, immediately wished I could photoshop big black dude kneeling over bed with giant hog.  Someone make this happen.

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#1013
Just now, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

i can name most of them, but who is the titty chic, the Asian man, the sunglass man to his right, blue suit man in front row? 

I think sunglass guy is Stan Lee.

#1018
3 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

i can name most of them, but who is the titty chic, the Asian man, the sunglass man to his right, blue suit man in front row? 

Titty chick was August Ames.

#1019
17 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Saw gorilla, immediately wished I could photoshop big black dude kneeling over bed with giant hog.  Someone make this happen.

PM @NowThis

#1020

I wonder if they even saw the Titanic or if the sub was destroyed before they got there

#1021
2 hours ago, blacklab said:

I was thinking about what the worst thing that could happen, what if a pinhole leak sprung, shooting a 5000psi water jet through someone’s chest, causing them to keel over, causing the jet to cut them in half, revealing a still beating heart, spraying guts all over the inside, then slowly filling and pressurizing the craft, killing everyone over the next hour or so while they are swimming in someone’s guts. 

Rep cycle candidate

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Finishing the rep cycle

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#1022
3 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

They’re dead.  Saddest part about this whole thing is they couldn’t get Elon’s dumb ass to climb in.  

Another one

#1027
2 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

When did Mike Myers die, and who is Tits McGee on the front row?  

The only one that I can conceive of looking like Mike Myers is billy mays

#1034
8 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

When did Mike Myers die, and who is Tits McGee on the front row?  

August Ames maybe?

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#1035

What about the poor "inspiring recent college graduates"?  Seems like that might not look so hot on their resume...

"Says here you were in charge of the control system for and experimental submarine, can you tell me about how that turned out?"

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#1036

Ooofff, they are reporting the 19 year old didn’t even want to go on the trip but only did because it was Father’s Day and his dad was obsessed with the titanic since he was a young adult. 

I just don’t get the obsession with this ship after everything we’ve seen since that fucking movie came out. 

#1040
3 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I hate to admit, assuming the bodies were obliterated, this is still in the back of my head.

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Oh I bet they’re ‘hanging’ with Epstein all right 

#1042
12 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Ooofff, they are reporting the 19 year old didn’t even want to go on the trip but only did because it was Father’s Day and his dad was obsessed with the titanic since he was a young adult. 

I just don’t get the obsession with this ship after everything we’ve seen since that fucking movie came out. 

Shit…my sympathy was with the kid bc he was only 19…but this is surly so…

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#1043
17 minutes ago, locodos said:

What about the poor "inspiring recent college graduates"?  Seems like that might not look so hot on their resume...

"Says here you were in charge of the control system for and experimental submarine, can you tell me about how that turned out?"

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#1044
5 minutes ago, Homercles said:

Oh I bet they’re ‘hanging’ with Epstein all right 

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#1046
Critics Say Submersible Should’ve Been Tested With Poorer Passengers First https://t.co/9R0nIy0MpM

 

#1047
18 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I hate to admit, assuming the bodies were obliterated, this is still in the back of my head.

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Trying to process….. are you saying they’re on the Titanic in a special billionaire’s first class lounge sipping adrenachrome? 

#1050
15 hours ago, Auto Driller said:

Who knew that the only thing that could unite our bitterly divided society was a bunch of rich people sinking to the bottom of the ocean. I’m a little confused, to be honest.

Put some lawyers in it and there will be peace on earth.  

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