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Don't want to rule out the possibility of sabotage:

 

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3 hours ago, Deej said:

Okies in the North Atlantic?

I doubt it.  Noodling is really poor at those depths.  Definitely undersea aggy.

17 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

But how much water?

Water water everywhere, but not a drop to drink.

Just searching “Titanic” on Twitter…enjoying some of the random tweets:

I should probably try to find and watch that movie “Raise the Titanic” with Sir Alec Guinness, Richard Jordan 😮 and Jason Robards…I feel like I should see this.

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Sounds like these people upgraded to the full experience package where you get to meet actual Titanic victims.

2 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

Sounds like these people upgraded to the full experience package where you get to meet actual Titanic victims.

“Can you imagine what it must have been like for those trapped on board as it sank?”

*crack*

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Do we know if anyone on board was named Jack or Rose?  I think it would be funny if that is the case.  And sad, too.  But mostly funny.

2 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

Sounds like these people upgraded to the full experience package where you get to meet actual Titanic victims.

 

Do we know if anyone on board was named Jack or Rose?  I think it would be funny if that is the case.  And sad, too.  But mostly funny.

Rose would steal all of the oxygen for herself and she’d have 184 hours of oxygen for herself

If only Gordon Lightfoot had lived a few more months. We could have gotten a song out of this. 

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Don't want to rule out the possibility of sabotage:

 

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I know nothing about this film but :

1. The poster is killing me

2. I'm 99% sure it's just. Fucking. Awful. 

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So are they offering discounts for their next tour?

2 hours ago, UT_OB1 said:

Or someone has 480 hours. 

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1 minute ago, Deej said:

If only Gordon Lightfoot had lived a few more months. We could have gotten a song out of this. 

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God damn this thread is fucking bringing it. 

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I know nothing about this film but :

1. The poster is killing me

2. I'm 99% sure it's just. Fucking. Awful. 

 

There's a scene relevant to this thread.  You should check it out sometime; it's a decent Cold War flick.

 

 

 

 

1 hour ago, MalibuSheriff said:

I doubt it.  Noodling is really poor at those depths.

Fresh water only, bruh. If they had dropped the sub in Lake Eufaula, the noodlers would've saved the day like the Cajun Navy.

9 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I know nothing about this film but :

1. The poster is killing me

2. I'm 99% sure it's just. Fucking. Awful. 


it’s a good movie 

3 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

They mentioned how the sub  is secured from the outside. As in you need someone on the outside with a ratchet or wrench to open it up. Get caught in a current and surface 20 miles away from the ship, you could be looking out the porthole at that sweet, fresh outside. Yelling at the crew member for not having an emergency plan.

Hold up… you mean to tell me these folks are paying 250k for this trip, and they don’t even get to get out to stretch their legs and have a look around when they get there??

14 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

What fucking minivan has anyone ever been in that has less space than that? 

We can only hope all of these idiots are dead.

 
It's almost a Clancy novel in real life.
 

Yeah and It’s an Armageddon and The Abyss mash-up that actually happened. Cameron could do a great job with it, really surprised he hasn’t done it already.

Whomever heard any part of that pitch, the video, saw the video game controller, then consciously paid $250k for a tourist expedition, absolutely deserves to die.

29 minutes ago, Sandman said:

Fresh water only, bruh. If they had dropped the sub in Lake Eufaula, the noodlers would've saved the day like the Cajun Navy.

Not going to life, while I have no desire to live on a farm my family has up there, if I had to move to Oklahoma for some reason and had a choice, it'd be somewhere on Lake Eufaula.  Fished there a lot over the years.

9 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

Whomever heard any part of that pitch, the video, saw the video game controller, then consciously paid $250k for a tourist expedition, absolutely deserves to die.

The same type of people who heard Steve Patterson’s pitch and paid him.

Does this thing have a bathroom or are they just drinking their urine now?

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33 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Always doing shit, you have no business doing.

 

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16 minutes ago, 686 said:


Yeah and It’s an Armageddon and The Abyss mash-up that actually happened. Cameron could do a great job with it, really surprised he hasn’t done it already.

 

To be fair, I'd rather have Nolan handling it than Cameron.

 

 

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Does this thing have a bathroom or are they just drinking their urine now?


maybe they packed snacks ?

since that thing is pretty much home made, why didn’t they attach some kind of emergency balloons to get them back to the surface ?

12 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


maybe they packed snacks ?

since that thing is pretty much home made, why didn’t they attach some kind of emergency balloons to get them back to the surface ?

I guess they would still be fucked chickens since the hatch is bolted on from the outside.  Imagine if you somehow float up to the surface and then still suffocate.

1 minute ago, Horn Dogg said:

I guess they would still be fucked chickens since the hatch is bolted on from the outside.  Imagine if you somehow float up to the surface and then still suffocate.

If I was dumb enough to be in that thing, I'd like to think I'd be smart enough to start choking people if we got to the surface and nobody was around to open it up.

You just know these fucking guys are behind it

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23 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

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imagine being the one Black person on this thing... dying on Juneteenth. Your family would never hear the end of it from the neighborhood 

Did they bring the charger for the PlayStation controller?  Power comes back and the guys like oops I forgot the controller charger.  You’re not a very smart billionaire if you see that remote and get the tour and the guys like that’s from Home Depot, that’s Camping World and you’re like where do I signup.  

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Instead of doing all this bullshit, I would have taken their money, dropped the sub in some water, then pretend to go deep ocean when really it’s the windows showing a VR version of the Titanic wreckage. How would the people inside know? They’re stupid enough to pay $250K, they’re stupid enough to believe it. 

4 hours ago, Sandman said:

Has no one thought to call James Cameron yet? He's got a sub and I'm pretty sure he knows the way there. He'd have those fuckers high and dry by lunchtime.

 

 

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13 minutes ago, mdleast said:

You just know these fucking guys are behind it

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Life is actually stranger than art down there:

 

1 minute ago, MrBig said:

Instead of doing all this bullshit, I would have taken their money, dropped the sub in some water, then pretend to go deep ocean when really it’s the windows showing a VR version of the Titanic wreckage. How would the people inside know? They’re stupid enough to pay $250K, they’re stupid enough to believe it. 

You are basically describing the 20,000 leagues under the sea attraction at Disney- which has since been redone as a finding Nemo theme I believe. 

9 hours ago, UT_OB1 said:

Well, clearly it can reach the Titanic wreckage, I think the bigger question is the return. 

Climbing Everest and taking subs down to the Titanic. 

1 hour ago, Stinkpalm said:

Hold up… you mean to tell me these folks are paying 250k for this trip, and they don’t even get to get out to stretch their legs and have a look around when they get there??

They paid $250k to become employees*

1 minute ago, Auto Driller said:

They paid $250k to become employees*

Judging from what the USCG said, former employees. 

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35 minutes ago, naija said:

imagine being the one Black person on this thing... dying on Juneteenth. Your family would never hear the end of it from the neighborhood 

There’s not a black person on earth that is dumb enough to get in that homemade jalopy of a sub even if you paid them to go.  

1 hour ago, Sandman said:

Fresh water only, bruh. If they had dropped the sub in Lake Eufaula, the noodlers would've saved the day like the Cajun Navy.

Speaking of Cajun Navy, most post this absolute jewel from yesteryear ( come here lil turtle, I gonna make a sauce piquant):

https://youtu.be/Y-JhjYdMz24

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

Does this thing have a bathroom or are they just drinking their urine now?

It's been described as basically a zip lock baggie / bucket system:

There is a small toilet in Titan’s front dome, the website continues. It “doubles as the best seat in the house. When the toilet is in use, we install a privacy curtain between the dome and the main compartment and turn the music up loud.” 

Privacy screen... 4 people inches away... bad time for an upset stomach..

 

8 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

There’s not a black person on earth that is dumb enough to get in that homemade jalopy of a sub even if you paid them to go.  

You are right, Herman Cain is dead

 

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