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This is so awesome!  Especially the end when she falls

8 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Fantastic.

 

 

Thread title doesn't give this enough credit. So damn much packed into this, it's gotta be fake.

Benny Hill. Monty Python.

58 minutes ago, EastTexan said:

Benny Hill.

 

 

This.

 

Needs to be sped up to double speed and a Yakety Sax soundtrack.

I’m bothered that the panic bar didn’t open the back door eh. The Mounties need to look see into that eh. You know?

Got my wish when she came.crashing down. The cherry on top, if you will.

Damn that was entertaining and outstanding editing job. And may I also say, what a fine ass on that lass!

Just watched again. The Johnny football, sunflower seed guy just flopping down on stomach with hands behind back when the cop got serious. The girl climbing up on storage racks and anticipating her re-entrance through ceiling. Just to damn funny.

2 hours ago, TexasEd said:

Lucky they didn't get shot

^This.  I think the requisite dialogue doesn’t leave a lot of time and opportunity for shots.

”Drop the seeds, pal.”

”I’m not your pal, buddy.”

In America they would’ve been shot, even when accounting for the White factor, for how belligerent they were. The dude especially with how difficult he was being. Can’t say I would’ve had a problem with it either, he charged the cop a few times. 

11 minutes ago, Helobious said:

In America they would’ve been shot, even when accounting for the White factor, for how belligerent they were. The dude especially with how difficult he was being. Can’t say I would’ve had a problem with it either, he charged the cop a few times. 

Yeah the dude would have deserved a bullet. The chick falling was hysterical. 

12 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

The throwing of the sunflower seeds! 

This right here. Only thing even remotely as funny would have been twinkies.

11 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

I thought that Johnny Football was more elusive than that.

I was reminded more of Baker Mayfield

4 hours ago, Dewey said:

Got my wish when she came.crashing down. The cherry on top, if you will.

That cherry done been gone.

Girl bounced right up like a trooper, and would.  Nice gams on her. 

Just watched again. The Johnny football, sunflower seed guy just flopping down on stomach with hands behind back when the cop got serious.


I think getting tased played a pivotal role in that

 "the male pushed the female suspect at the officer"

They got no values up there

1 hour ago, Heisenberg said:

Meth is a helluva drug.

Username checks out.

21 hours ago, Dewey said:

Got my wish when she came.crashing down. The cherry on top, if you will.

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19 hours ago, DoobieWah said:

Perfect. Did you do that or find it?

Thanks either way.

Nah, someone had posted on the Lulz board.

On ‎6‎/‎29‎/‎2018 at 10:44 PM, BottleRocket said:

I’m bothered that the panic bar didn’t open the back door eh. The Mounties need to look see into that eh. You know?

you have to push on the bar for a while

I could not stop laughing when she came through the ceiling. Awesome video.

Benny Hill double speed is amazing.  And damn near had both the taze moment and ceiling fall moment coinciding with crescendos.

17 hours ago, hookem48 said:

you have to push on the bar for a while

Panic hardware talk not going away...I'm pretty sure that door was illegally barred.

6 minutes ago, Eternal Noob said:

Panic hardware talk not going away...I'm pretty sure that door was illegally barred.

Yeah, that was a security bar that should have been off during business.

1 hour ago, BearMace said:

Yeah, that was a security bar that should have been off during business.

Why would it be off during business? The bar is there for a reason.

11 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

Why would it be off during business? The bar is there for a reason.

Because fire and what not. Maybe. 

8 hours ago, BearMace said:

Because fire and what not. Maybe. 

this is what you have in retail stores and this bitch trying to run out is exactly why

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On 6/30/2018 at 10:12 AM, sdm said:

Damn that was entertaining and outstanding editing job. And may I also say, what a fine ass on that lass!

Yep and you can tell its Canada because an American cop would have straight up killed that dude and would have been right to do it.  Guy was lucky that cop was easy on the trigger.

Ok, so you tase the guy. Then the current wears off, I assume.

Why not get the baton (assuming they carry one), and start beating that fuckers legs with it....fuck that.

Thread title is appropriate

  • 1 year later...
On 7/2/2018 at 9:59 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

Dammit Katy 

Bitch got knocked up

 

 

 

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