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#901
49 minutes ago, Chooky said:

I regret wanting to fuck RFK's wife but she's making a comeback. 

What about just coming on her back to fuck over RFK?

 

Idk. There’s a joke in there somewhere that I’m too lazy to really parse out.

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#902
54 minutes ago, Chooky said:

I regret wanting to fuck RFK's wife but she's making a comeback. 

Looks like you got beat to it.

 

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#903
I’m gonna miss the RFK Jr campaign…an incomprehensibly strange man with no chance of winning built like a shaved chimp and controlled by a brain parasite popping up every few days to tell a really violent and upsetting story about himself…we didn’t know how good we had it.

 

#906
25 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

He’s going to announce withdrawal at the Ambassador Hotel.  

Yes, but because he has a worm in his brain, he will wind up at the Embassy Suites.  

#907
1 hour ago, BamaATL said:

Yes, but because he has a worm in his brain, he will wind up at the Embassy Suites.  

Trumps team would show up at the Swiss embassy 

#910
3 hours ago, Underdog said:

LMFAO @ built like a shaved chimp, can’t unsee it now. 

Do they give Pulitzers for shit talking on Twitter? 

#913

Cross posting

BREAKING: Donald Trump Jr. just endorsed the idea of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. joining the Trump administration as potential CIA director. via @TheBennyShowPod
#914
11 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Cross posting
 

BREAKING: Donald Trump Jr. just endorsed the idea of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. joining the Trump administration as potential CIA director. via @TheBennyShowPod

Because that makes total sense

#915

Looking forward to what a non-story it will be tomorrow when RFK bends the knee to Trump. The right media will play it up as if RFK was previously polling 25% but even they will stop mentioning RFK by the end of the weekend.

#916
2 hours ago, C-Man said:

Cross posting
 

BREAKING: Donald Trump Jr. just endorsed the idea of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. joining the Trump administration as potential CIA director. via @TheBennyShowPod

Wouldn't it be amazing if RFJ Jr was head of the CIA and got to see the real files on the JFK and RFK assassinations and he finds out the CIA did it...super conflict of interest...

#917
12 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

Wouldn't it be amazing if RFJ Jr was head of the CIA and got to see the real files on the JFK and RFK assassinations and he finds out the CIA did it...super conflict of interest...

Awkward Ed Helms GIF by The Office

#919
BREAKING: RFK Jr.’s VP Nicole Shanahan says they are waiting for Trump to admit that “Operation Warp Speed was a failure and his fault” before they give an endorsement.


lol, I really hope this is true 

#920
15 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Looking forward to what a non-story it will be tomorrow when RFK bends the knee to Trump. The right media will play it up as if RFK was previously polling 25% but even they will stop mentioning RFK by the end of the weekend.

The primary outcome of bringing RFK jr into the MAGA fold will be to make Trump appreciate JD Vance.

#923

Uh what is going on with his face coloring? 

#924

In an honest system, the Kennedy name alone wouldn't have taken a person with worms in their brain so far.

#926
13 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

Wouldn't it be amazing if RFJ Jr was head of the CIA and got to see the real files on the JFK and RFK assassinations and he finds out the CIA did it...super conflict of interest...

doubtful that many meaningful files weren't shredded years ago. If any were left, they would be destroyed if RFK Jr. was about to be given access power.

EDIT: let's look to close this thread soon as it doesnt matter after today.

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#927

Man, I love this brain worms shitheel saying his father wouldn't recognize the Democratic Party. Yeah, your dad would love you endorse a would-be tyrant like Trump. The brain worm needs to finish the job. 

#928
The most comforting attribute of RFK Jr. is his speaking voice. 
 

What happened to the Shriver DNA that causes that voice? I have to dive for the remote control every time.
#929
16 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Looking forward to what a non-story it will be tomorrow when RFK bends the knee to Trump. The right media will play it up as if RFK was previously polling 25% but even they will stop mentioning RFK by the end of the weekend.

The Kamala HQ xitter feed is going to bring holy hell down on them. 

#930
13 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

Wouldn't it be amazing if RFJ Jr was head of the CIA and got to see the real files on the JFK and RFK assassinations and he finds out the CIA did it...super conflict of interest...

He would sell the original files to someone that wants to keep it secret for millions of dollars and we would never hear about it.

#931
Trump: We are NOT weird!Also Trump: Welcome to the team, guy who stuffed roadkill in his trunk after an afternoon of falconry so he could snack on the dead bear cub later!

 

#932
31 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
RFK Jr.: "In an honest system, I believe I would have won the election."

 

I think I know where that voice is heading...

 

#934
33 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Uh what is going on with his face coloring? 

 

An attempt to gain a cabinet spot in a Trump administration.

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#937

oh.

Trump reacts to RFK Jr endorsing him:“It's big. He’s a great guy, respected by everybody.”Fact check: false.

 

#938
52 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Uh what is going on with his face coloring? 

 

Orange is the new Black.

Never noticed his 8-head either.

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#939

This event should be viewed in a context that takes into account the brilliance and mental illness that exists within the Kennedy family.

#940

Democrats wanted him out of the ballot with lawsuits, they might know something, "we hate both sides" people are far more fertile ground than reaching out for the cult.

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#941
37 minutes ago, DaysOff said:


What happened to the Shriver DNA that causes that voice? I have to dive for the remote control every time.

Not sure if I'm missing a joke here but RFK's kids don't have any Shriver blood.

#943
3 minutes ago, linux said:

"we hate both sides" people are far more fertile ground than reaching out for the cult.

Polling shows double haters prefer Kamala over Trump. 

#944
1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
RFK Jr.: "In an honest system, I believe I would have won the election."

 

My gawd that man is more orange than Trump.

#945
The decision has been made to suspend my husband's, Robert Kennedy Jr.'s, presidency and I'd like to extend a sincere, deeply heartfelt thank you to every person who has worked so tirelessly and lovingly on his campaign. They have accomplished feats that were said to be…

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#946

one weird candidate resigns and endorses another weird candidate.

 

news at 11.

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#947
12 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:
The decision has been made to suspend my husband's, Robert Kennedy Jr.'s, presidency and I'd like to extend a sincere, deeply heartfelt thank you to every person who has worked so tirelessly and lovingly on his campaign. They have accomplished feats that were said to be…

 

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#949
15 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:
The decision has been made to suspend my husband's, Robert Kennedy Jr.'s, presidency and I'd like to extend a sincere, deeply heartfelt thank you to every person who has worked so tirelessly and lovingly on his campaign. They have accomplished feats that were said to be…

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1. fuck that cunt 

2. fuck that cunt 

#950
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The decision has been made to suspend my husband's, Robert Kennedy Jr.'s, presidency

SHIT.  POTUS is stepping down?

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