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#2301

Public shaming doesn't work anymore because it barely ever actually happens any more (because you might get shot)

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#2302
35 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

But half of this country will never believe that. 

“The second half might, but the third half sure won’t.” - MAGA

#2303
51 minutes ago, safe sex said:

Public shaming doesn't work anymore because it barely ever actually happens any more (because you might get shot)

welp, at least I'll die being correct. lol

#2304
RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-warns-mistress-that-condoms-cause-autism/

 

#2308

CSB: I used to know the baby in that painting a little bit. My wife and his sister were college roomies. 

#2309
39 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

CSB: I used to know the baby in that painting a little bit. My wife and his sister were college roomies. 

Was he able to kick the habit?

#2310

Ha. In the picture he was holding a candy cigarette. He was a partier though and I know he parlayed that story plenty. 

#2311
45 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Was he able to kick the habit?

Top Jimmy?   If not, he's in a House of Pain.  

#2312
4 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Top Jimmy?   If not, he's in a House of Pain.  

With Drop Dead Legs.

#2316

What was the actual point of the hearing with the Senate Finance Committee last week? Is there some kind of threat of actual consequences for RFK Jr, or is it all just political theater to make it look like Congress still does something? Is the Senate deliberating on something, and if so, what is that specifically?

It doesn’t do anyone any good for bipartisan senators to grill RFK Jr for 3+ hours if he simply goes back to destroying American healthcare infrastructure with no restrictions.

#2317
On 9/8/2025 at 5:08 PM, 4th&Five said:

Ha. In the picture he was holding a candy cigarette. He was a partier though and I know he parlayed that story plenty. 

Does he think of all the education that he missed?

#2318
"Our young men have sperm counts half what they ought to be," Kennedy said. https://gizmodo.com/vaccine-injuries-violent-video-games-and-infertility-challenge-rfk-jr-releases-new-maha-strategy-report-for-children-2000656337

 

#2319
Just now, HenryJames said:
"Our young men have sperm counts half what they ought to be," Kennedy said. https://gizmodo.com/vaccine-injuries-violent-video-games-and-infertility-challenge-rfk-jr-releases-new-maha-strategy-report-for-children-2000656337

 

What about the heroin addicts? 

#2322
1 hour ago, HenryJames said:
"Our young men have sperm counts half what they ought to be," Kennedy said. https://gizmodo.com/vaccine-injuries-violent-video-games-and-infertility-challenge-rfk-jr-releases-new-maha-strategy-report-for-children-2000656337

 

I’m cracking up at the image of RFK explaining how to count sperm like Charlie telling Dennis how to count gasoline. 

#2323
4 hours ago, troph said:

Bernie sanders on cnn tonight (caught it on sat radio) said you wanna make America healthy again? 

- medicare for all

- take on pharmaceutical and  insurance companies to reduce costs

- vaccinate kids 

 

he was matter of fact and rather convincing. 

 

Yeah. Because it’s not that difficult to explain and Bernie does it well. Meanwhile, psychopath up above is probably going to recommend testicle tanning soon. 
 

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

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#2324

From the "even a dumbass piece of shit grifter broken clock is right twice a day" department, I'm totally on board with banning prescription drug advertising.

#2325
9 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

I’m cracking up at the image of RFK explaining how to count sperm .... 

Do you think all those jars at that institution east of Austin are going to now become government property?

Indiana Jones Raiders Of The Lost Ark Photos and Premium High Res ...

#2327

I would prefer an outright ban on DTC, but the argument is that that would trigger cases on 1st Amendment grounds. The ads are already mostly a recitation of adverse effects. I guess if you force them to read the whole package insert you could make the ads cost prohibitive and more annoying than they already are, but this doesn't get rid of them. The social media component is also a good area that needs some cleaning up. I don't have much hope that this actually does anything useful until we see actual enforcement and some skull cracking. 

#2329
On 9/9/2025 at 7:58 PM, Bozo_Casanova said:

This will never not be a great album

Yup.  Three iconic songs (yes, including "Jump") and a lot of solid deeper cuts.  And then it all went to hell.

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#2331
5 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Any chance you could share a synopsis?  An hour ten is quite some time.

Actually, I just checked and it's only 33 minutes. I think it'd be next to impossible not to know the singles like Jump, Panama, and Hot For Teacher. I'll Wait is a lesser known single but a really great song. Top Jimmy, Girl Gone Bad, and House of Pain are all solid deep cuts. 

#2335

Drop Dead Legs is, after decades to digest its awesomeness, THE greatest song on 1984, and a top three VH songs all time.  

10 hours ago, Bojack said:

Actually, I just checked and it's only 33 minutes. I think it'd be next to impossible not to know the singles like Jump, Panama, and Hot For Teacher. I'll Wait is a lesser known single but a really great song. Top Jimmy, Girl Gone Bad, and House of Pain are all solid deep

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#2336
6 minutes ago, Disco Strangler said:

Drop Dead Legs is, after decades to digest its awesomeness, THE greatest song on 1984, and a top three VH songs all time.  

Let's not get crazy.  Top 3 on 1984, yeah.  Top 3 all time?  Not a chance in the world.

#2337
It’s horrific and inexplicable. Donald Trump and RFK Jr. are objectively pro-cancer. They’re destroying the entire infrastructure that has made so much progress and is poised to make much more. People will suffer and die because of them. https://www.nytimes.com/2025/09/14/magazine/trump-administration-cancer.html?unlocked_article_code=1.l08.h_MW.MCrHKtgDNBVm&smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

RFK Jr believes cancer and disease is a personal failing.

#2338
10 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Let's not get crazy.  Top 3 on 1984, yeah.  Top 3 all time?  Not a chance in the world.

I agree.  He's living in a fantasy land where Happy Trails, Ice Cream Man and Big Bad Bill dont exist. 

#2339
12 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

RFK Jr believes cancer and disease is a personal failing.

What in his life would lead him (personally) to believe otherwise?

But, the issue cited above does trend towards the health for scam monetization vs health for the common good of the citizenry. It is a crossroads of believers in prayer/God's will and those that don't quite trust the Lord will come through for them so copper!crystals!catpee!testicletan! while the rest of us folks sitting on the porch...

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#2341
6 hours ago, HenryJames said:
It’s horrific and inexplicable. Donald Trump and RFK Jr. are objectively pro-cancer. They’re destroying the entire infrastructure that has made so much progress and is poised to make much more. People will suffer and die because of them. https://www.nytimes.com/2025/09/14/magazine/trump-administration-cancer.html?unlocked_article_code=1.l08.h_MW.MCrHKtgDNBVm&smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

RFK Jr believes cancer and disease is a personal failing.

Should also go in the trumpist death cult thread. 

#2343
On 9/13/2025 at 9:53 PM, jimmyjazz said:

Let's not get crazy.  Top 3 on 1984, yeah.  Top 3 all time?  Not a chance in the world.

Van Halen talk not going away. 

#2344
The outrage of a no bid contract on autism to an engineering school that doesn't even have a department of epidemiology or neuroscience is only exceeded by the choice of recipient, a data scientist who last published on autism in 2020 and thinks like Wakefield. 🧪 #episky 🧵 https://apnews.com/article/vaccines-autism-study-da78aea6421a1fb568c9ee1490f5681e

 

#2345
1 hour ago, HenryJames said:
The outrage of a no bid contract on autism to an engineering school that doesn't even have a department of epidemiology or neuroscience is only exceeded by the choice of recipient, a data scientist who last published on autism in 2020 and thinks like Wakefield. 🧪 #episky 🧵 https://apnews.com/article/vaccines-autism-study-da78aea6421a1fb568c9ee1490f5681e

 

The ultimate FAFO is going to come from here. Maybe not soon, but eventually. 30-50 years down the line we will have another massive pandemic and the trickle down nothing from this time will fuck us all. 

#2347
7 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

The ultimate FAFO is going to come from here. Maybe not soon, but eventually. 30-50 years down the line we will have another massive pandemic and the trickle down nothing from this time will fuck us all. 

I think it will be sooner simply due to overall healthcare being overwhelmed combined with rising poverty. Viruses are opportunistic and while some are rather stable, we've thrown out the ability to monitor the ones that arise in areas that are even more overwhelmed. We have the hubris to think that viruses originate 'elsewhere' and 'attack' our citizenry and thus, if we follow MAHA or isolate as a country we will be protected.

We already have antimicrobial resistance as a health threat so sure, why not fight multiple fronts in a battle where horse paste is considered a legitimate weapon for all our ills.

#2348
8 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

The ultimate FAFO is going to come from here. Maybe not soon, but eventually. 30-50 years down the line we will have another massive pandemic and the trickle down nothing from this time will fuck us all. 

You’re an optimist thinking in 30 years we’ll have any choice of our daily lives 

#2349

Hey do y’all remember two weeks ago when the United States Government said, “Tylenol causes autism. Don’t ask us for proof.” and we all just moved on immediately? Like no one’s even talking about it?

What strange times we’re in, huh?

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