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Does this guy know how to party or what?!!

holy shit what a psycho 

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1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Just when you think the dude could not be any weirder ....

 

 

 

Well at least it wasn't an assistant or secretary like other Kennedy's.  

I'd set the line at -175 that RFK Jr. has murdered a human being. What an absolute psychopath. 

 

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Look, it's the Dems who are the weirdos.  Let's not get this twisted.

34 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

No way it happened the way he said it did.

Yup. Roseanne taking part in this smokescreen tells me that she's involved. That stupid cunt probably accidently sat on the bear, and the poor little guy never had a chance. And because nobody in their right mind is gonna risk eating roseanne's buttkill, they had to dump it in the park. 

2 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

 

Oh, it was the redneck in him.   OK, nothing to see here.

This is easily the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time.

On 7/26/2024 at 10:00 PM, Ted Lange said:

 

Forgetting for a moment about the bear cub killing and the bitcoin buying and anti-vaxing and the rest of the crazy and stupid shit: there's no way a guy with a voice like his could ever get elected to anything, right?  

2 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Does this guy know how to party or what?!!

holy shit what a psycho 

 

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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I saw it pointed out on Twitter that the reporter, Tatiana Schlossberg, is JFK’s granddaughter. I looked it up online to confirm, and yep, that’s Caroline Kennedy’s daughter. 

4 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Think about his for a second:  we've all had sympathy for Cheryl Hines as she portrayed Larry David's wife, because Larry David...

Her fictional role was/is better than her real life.   How can she be married to this fucking lunatic?

I think it's safe to say that she too is a weirdo asshole

we're right around the corner from this guy posting a video about how poorly he was treated at the psych  ward

2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Forgetting for a moment about the bear cub killing and the bitcoin buying and anti-vaxing and the rest of the crazy and stupid shit: there's no way a guy with a voice like his could ever get elected to anything, right?  

Fuck no.  At least get him one of them Stephen Hawking voice-amabobbers. Anything would be better than listening to that fuckstick for 4 years.

How in the world is RFK, jr still in this race? You really never hear anything about him. And when you do is crazy stuff. 

9 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

How in the world is RFK, jr still in this race? You really never hear anything about him. And when you do is crazy stuff. 


Trump wishes he’d drop out 😂😂😂

sure seems like the Simulation needs to get better at prompting 

You can go weeks without hearing of any developments on the RFK front. And when you do, its because you're reading about brain worms or bear roadkill.  His VP(whose name I cant even remember) makes Admiral Stockdale look like a winner. She basically cut a check with Sergie  Brin's money for an enhanced linkedin profile.

Its all a con. If Trump really wants him gone, all it will take is a fat check from Elon/Theil/techbros. 

He was the featured story on Last Week Tonight with John Oliver tonight. Dude is crazy and they didn’t even know about the bear story when taping last night.

7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Where does one acquire a dead baby cub ?

I mean, he is a Kennedy. 

9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Where does one acquire a dead baby cub ?

In Central Park, duh! Pay attention!

This stupid fucker getting any votes should make those voting for him take a good look inward at what that says about you.

 

17 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Think about his for a second:  we've all had sympathy for Cheryl Hines as she portrayed Larry David's wife, because Larry David...

Her fictional role was/is better than her real life.   How can she be married to this fucking lunatic?

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18 minutes ago, mdmost said:

This stupid fucker getting any votes should make those voting for him take a good look inward at what that says about you.

 

Why is your zipper down Rob?

 

 

11 hours ago, Blotto said:

You can go weeks without hearing of any developments on the RFK front. And when you do, its because you're reading about brain worms or bear roadkill.  


No shit.  "Let me get out in front of this one. Back in 2002, when I was young and stupid, I constructed a preying mantis out of seven possums and four rabid squirrels ..."  

13 hours ago, Macanudo said:

He also drove his first wife to suicide.

 

11 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

Yeah, that was my thought too. Through clenched teeth, she's like: "Why are you telling this story? And why are we recording it?"

When you've lost Roseanne ...

29 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Why is your zipper down Rob?

 

 

I mean....we all know he fucked the dead bear cub before dumping the body, right?

Two more animal cruelty stories, and Anastasis is really going to consider reevaluating voting third party.

13 hours ago, Brandywine said:

How in the world is RFK, jr still in this race? You really never hear anything about him. And when you do is crazy stuff. 

Bc it’s a grift.  Jill Stein ain’t doing shit either except raking in some Putin cash 

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1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

Why is your zipper down Rob?

 

 

Nailed it…

18 hours ago, Underdog said:

How much you want to bet he fucked that bear? Dude can’t keep it out of anything that isn’t his wife. 

 

1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

Why is your zipper down Rob?

 

 

Well, he is a Kennedy. I assume that's SOP with them.

so like I don't know what's sadder about this reality, this guy is running for president or that he's not the craziest person running for president

 

 

15 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

looking at some of the state level polls on 538.  RFK blew out Biden in OK in its most recent.  What an embarrassment of a state.

 

April 13-21
391 LV Robert F. Kennedy Biden
36%
50%
Kennedy   Kennedy +15

 

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There's a guy in my town who has an RFK yard sign.

He also has gargoyle statues on his porch.

6 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

He probably thinks gargoyles are real.

Are you saying Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't exist?

The week when “racist care bear” meme really starts to go mainstream viral, not just political boards…RFKJR admits to once staging a biker on bear cyclicide to Roseanne Barr who looks like a polar bear in that outfit.  
 

and oh yeah; the Utah outfitter and field guide for Don Jr who is in legal trouble for unlawfully killing the bear to present to Don Jr as a staged kill for stuffing?  Yeah, that dude is back in court this week   
 

There’s a merch opportunity in here somewhere folks   

 

17 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Trump wishes he’d drop out 😂😂😂

One of Trump's biggest donors is bankrolling RFK in hopes that he pulls votes from Harris.  As mentioned on Last Week Tonight, Trump is looking at putting him in the Cabinet...as Dir of Health & Human Services.

 

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