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  • I am going to be as nice as possible.  Have you ever been to the CDC campus in Georgia?  I have.  Have you taken a tour there?  Have you spoke with the scientists there and observed them doing researc

  • TwiceHorn
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    We got here because of morons and disinformation and horse paste, not because of much the CDC really did wrong. There is not a single goddamn thing that Anthony Fauci or anyone else at FDA/CDC di

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5 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

I feel like that’s more about causing pain/relieving pent up aggression than giving pleasure. 
 

“leave that toilet seat up one more time bitch!”

Well then the joke is on her

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

In a row?

You mean the keynote speaker at Bitcoin 2023? 

 

1 hour ago, HOOKEM4 said:

So I am dealing with this on a family level. My mother thinks he is the best and brightest. "He is my number one choice for president"  her words not mine. She is insanely left but somehow the simulation has figured out a way to align her with the right. She hates trump but you see the above. I am just at a loss trying to navigate this anti-vax world. She tried to convince me to not vaccinate my kids at birth and for covid. Both of which I ignored and they are fine, despite her claims they would be autists.

God I hate social media.

Holy fuck. Are you me? An actual conversation I had today:

Mom - Have you read up on RFK Jr!?

Me - No, I want nothing to do with that moonbat. 

Mom - Oh man, I think he’s a good middle ground and could really get some good momentum going. 

Me - He doesn’t have a snowball’s chance in hell. <drinks deeply of ranch water>

11 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

RFK jr is in no way “the right”. He is a populist. Populism/demagoguery can come from the left or the right. People are stupid

My truck was in the shop last week and I borrowed her car since she doesnt leave the house. One of the radio presets was 99.7 and was spewing absolute right wing nonsense. Pretty sure her Dr mercola loving self is compromised. She is old and just doesn't know about the new system. She is getting worked by bullshit. She finds her lane that validates her beliefs....sound familiar?  The new norm is cults fucking everywhere. 

 

 

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

In a row?

Was going to be very upset if this wasn't posted already. 

57 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

I feel like that’s more about causing pain/relieving pent up aggression than giving pleasure. 
 

“leave that toilet seat up one more time bitch!”

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1 hour ago, Genco said:

You mean the keynote speaker at Bitcoin 2023? 

 

lol.  I'm almost rooting for him at this point, just to complete our downfall into the inevitable abyss created by the simulation.  what the ever loving fuck y'all?  

3 hours ago, safe sex said:

Straight women who fantasize about pegging their SOs is pretty common in my clinical experience.

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The conspiracy anti-vax nut is a huge supporter of Bitcoin. I'm shocked. 

Does he post here?

 

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40 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

The conspiracy anti-vax nut is a huge supporter of Bitcoin. I'm shocked. 

Does he post here?

 

You know who he posts here as, sir. 

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11 hours ago, HOOKEM4 said:

My truck was in the shop last week and I borrowed her car since she doesnt leave the house. One of the radio presets was 99.7 and was spewing absolute right wing nonsense. Pretty sure her Dr mercola loving self is compromised. She is old and just doesn't know about the new system. She is getting worked by bullshit. She finds her lane that validates her beliefs....sound familiar?  The new norm is cults fucking everywhere. 

 

 

He’s a Republican stooge chaos agent who was recruited to their movement by Steve Bannon. Now he has RFKJr collaborating with Moms for Liberty. 

13 hours ago, safe sex said:

Straight women who fantasize about pegging their SOs is pretty common in my clinical experience.

So, do y'all have meet-and-greets or mixers or anything?  Asking for a friend,

Is there any part of the democratic platform that he intends to pursue? Or is it going to be 100% vaccines and 5g dumbassery?

25 minutes ago, &#x27;stache said:

Is there any part of the democratic platform that he intends to pursue? Or is it going to be 100% vaccines and 5g dumbassery?

Just like Marianne Williamson, it's not a serious campaign.  Grift grift grift.

13 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

RFK jr is in no way “the right”. He is a populist. Populism/demagoguery can come from the left or the right. People are stupid

Anti-vax stuff was for years the PREMIERE example of how “conspiracy theories are not the sole property of the right.” And then the right decided, “actually we totally believe that, too.” 

14 hours ago, safe sex said:

Straight women who fantasize about pegging their SOs is pretty common in my clinical experience.

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19 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

I can't get over the fact that in an attempt to thwart the evils of the elites, these grifters are promoting a FUCKING KENNEDY and a segment of the population is actually buying it.

Man, who might ever predict that a wealthy, connected, northeastern WASP who went to Ivy League schools could convince idiots that he’s really a POPULIST. 

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Just like Marianne Williamson, it's not a serious campaign.  Grift grift grift.

This may be, but he is polling WAY too high.  If he runs 3rd party he could completely fuck everything.

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

This may be, but he is polling WAY too high.  If he runs 3rd party he could completely fuck everything.

It is June 2023. Calm down. A potential third party always polls high and then completely implodes to 1 or 2%

 

48 minutes ago, &#x27;stache said:

Is there any part of the democratic platform that he intends to pursue? Or is it going to be 100% vaccines and 5g dumbassery?

Don’t forget chemtrails and the moon landings didn’t happen.  That’s all that’s missing.  Oh, and the Holocaust didn’t happen, but he may want to workshop how he phrases that.  

5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

This may be, but he is polling WAY too high.  If he runs 3rd party he could completely fuck everything.

Cornel West is already doing that.

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Cornel West is already doing that.

Cornel's green party run is a much more serious threat to Biden's re-election than RFK Jr.'s grift.

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

Cornel West is already doing that.

Yes, all of this is concerning.

14 hours ago, HOOKEM4 said:

My truck was in the shop last week and I borrowed her car since she doesnt leave the house. One of the radio presets was 99.7 and was spewing absolute right wing nonsense. Pretty sure her Dr mercola loving self is compromised. She is old and just doesn't know about the new system. She is getting worked by bullshit. She finds her lane that validates her beliefs....sound familiar?  The new norm is cults fucking everywhere. 

 

 

Should have changed all her presets to christian rock stations.

Local Redneck Radio hosts are open minded to RFK Jr. He asks questions.

As for conspiracies, they are the new "talking about the weather," a way to break the ice socially. Sometimes I meet with people who are 70+. Before we can address any issues, everybody goes around the table on a different I-know-what's-REALLY-happening rant, as if creating a bond. When it comes around to me, I start the meeting. What I should do next time is go on a screed about The Hollow Earth.

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consarn these new machines sonny in my day we woke up, punched a mule, then walked behind it with a plow fer nigh 16 hours.

His dad and uncle must be rolling over in their graves

24 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I have no idea what the Green Party or Cornel West hope to accomplish.

They hope to get a Republican elected, just like always.

3 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

They hope to get a Republican elected, just like always.

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2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

So, do y'all have meet-and-greets or mixers or anything?  Asking for a friend,

No offense but I avoid the straights as much as possible in my day to day life. 

Straight women who fantasize about pegging their SOs is pretty common in my clinical experience.

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3 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

They hope to get a Republican elected, just like always.

To what end?

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4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yes, all of this is concerning.

Many of us who have been generally supportive of West in the past are giving him major shade because of this stunt.

3 hours ago, Bama Chick said:


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I've seen tabloid stuff that indicates that this isn't Kate's bag, he has another lady do this for him.  Just saying, and not judging.  

19 hours ago, 4th&amp;Five said:

 

37???!??!?  How is that even possible? 

Was he just going full Mutombo and walking into bars and announcing, "WHO WANTS TO SEX A KENNEDY?"

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

37???!??!?  How is that even possible? 

Was he just going full Mutombo and walking into bars and announcing, "WHO WANTS TO SEX A KENNEDY?"

I mean, wouldn't you?

4 hours ago, safe sex said:

No offense but I avoid the straights as much as possible in my day to day life. 

Oh yeah?  Well, joke's on you!  Many of us straights are a little gay!  So take that, Nurse! 

I know you know this but, Almost every attribute of human existence is on a spectrum.  We are not right-handed or left-handed, we just use them both for different things (no offense to folks with just the one hand).  We are not left wing or right wing, we have different opinions along the spectrum on different issues. We are not left brained or right brained, we just move across as we attempt tasks and skills.  We are all extroverted and introverted depending on the environment.  We are silent and overly chatty depending on the venue.  We can all of us do maths and write poetry.  We are a wonderful species who wants to find love where it can find love depending on the situation.  We're all a little crazy, a little genius.  A little straight, a little gay.  A bit vegan, a bit hog butcher.  A bit addict, a bit sober.  A little criminal, a little saint.  The only singular truth is that binary thinking is the dumbest thing we ever came up with.   

Except, RFK, Jr.  Ain't no spectrum there.  The guy is straight up fucking insane.  

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5 hours ago, safe sex said:

No offense but I avoid the straights as much as possible in my day to day life. 

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18 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

WTF is going on here?

Your wife wants to peg you. If you decide to let her make sure you have some amyl nitrate handy

Well damn, I thought she wanted me to pick up fertilizer.

Oh yeah, pick up the fertilizer for sure.  'cause something's definitely getting planted.  

How did this guy land Cheryl Hines?  And WTF, Cheryl Hines!?!

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10 minutes ago, dcbc said:

How did this guy land Cheryl Hines?  And WTF, Cheryl Hines!?!

The baseline for the majority of entertainers is batshit crazy

 

7 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

The baseline for the majority of entertainers is batshit crazy

 

Granted.  Apparently, someone asked Larry David about it and he responded.  "She has my love and support.  He does not have my 'support.'"

Hines is rarely seen at her husband's "events".  Contrasted with Meatball Ron whose wife speaks more on the stump than him because her husband sounds like a robot dipshit.

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