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  • I am going to be as nice as possible.  Have you ever been to the CDC campus in Georgia?  I have.  Have you taken a tour there?  Have you spoke with the scientists there and observed them doing researc

  • TwiceHorn
    TwiceHorn

    We got here because of morons and disinformation and horse paste, not because of much the CDC really did wrong. There is not a single goddamn thing that Anthony Fauci or anyone else at FDA/CDC di

  • Ted Lange
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1 hour ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

 

 

Maybe don't wear hiking shoe to play tennis.

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Here’s the thing I love about the “vaccines are a personal choice! Respect my choice [not to be vaccinated]!” crowd: if vaccines are a choice, and we must respect that choice…why do they all, 100% of the time, shit all over and denigrate people who chose the other way, and only lionize those who chose not to be vaccinated? Gosh, it’s a mystery.

  • 2 weeks later...
8 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

Giving steroids to children!!!

9 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

Welcome to the Miracle Hour. Our first guest, RomaVicta.

Tell us about your miracle, Mr. Victa, sir.

My parents got some wiccans to pray over me when I had the measles. It worked! Three days later, I was healed! 

Miracles do happen.

Next week: How stump water cured my mumps. Stay tuned for more miracles!

3 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Mark your calendars folks

 

 


 

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VACCINES CAUSED THEM

Just now, Ghost of NMAS said:

10O% it will be vaccines

Or maybe parasitic brain worms.

Just now, Ghost of NMAS said:

10O% it will be vaccines

Hmm, I was going to go with not enough beheaded whale carcass in your diet. 

But your guess is probably better.

The proof that vaccines cause autism will be a video by Jenny McCarthy

8 hours ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

The proof that vaccines cause autism will be a video by Jenny McCarthy

Will there be any dildos* involved in this  video? Asking for my own scientific self.

*RFK Jr excluded, of course

Edited by Blotto

On 4/6/2025 at 10:20 PM, Firemans4Horn said:

 

This is really hard to read. I mean I've heard of leading with the bad news first, so sure, listing that a toddler spent 3 weeks hospitalized (and was likely home sick prior to that) and then following it with the two deceased girls makes sense when the Secretary continues by adding the upside: 300 children who came down with a preventable disease survived because...well thanks to the quacks I guess? it reads like a typical late night ad for copper underwear so one's penis stays energized or something. But can you imagine if one sent out a similar text after Uvalde about the 17 injured and the 21 fatalities for something that also was, for the most part, preventable? Oh, well we had 600 students survive thanks to the extraordinary efforts of....geez, sorry I'm getting disheartened by it all. Since when did progress become a pejorative?

1 hour ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

The proof that vaccines cause autism will be a video by Jenny McCarthy

You’ll get a video by Rosanne and like it, Mr.! 

Mark your calendars folks
 
 
I mean, seasonal allergies are sitting right there, fucking up EVERYONE'S life right now, and this dipshit wants to tackle autism?
6 hours ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

10O% it will be vaccines

An alternative outcome would be the reversion to the old belief that it is caused by the mother with the additional caveat that it is mothers in the workforce. That belief had some sticking around power for a long time until the vaccine stuff started.

So after finding out it isn’t vaccines, we are going to go back to a time where kids with autism are ostracized and institutionalized so they can be right? And half the country will be not be allowed to get vaccines? Which countries allow Americans to migrate without issue? 

5 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

it reads like a typical late night ad for copper underwear so one's penis stays energized or something

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1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

An alternative outcome would be the reversion to the old belief that it is caused by the mother with the additional caveat that it is mothers in the workforce. That belief had some sticking around power for a long time until the vaccine stuff started.

 

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8 hours ago, Blotto said:

Will there be any dildo's* involved in this  video? Asking for my own scientific self.

*RFK Jr excluded, of course

Dildo’s what?

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Dildo’s what?

g'damnit

21 hours ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

The proof that vaccines cause autism will be a video by Jenny McCarthy

I'll watch if she exposes a fair amount of cleavage ... 

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Of all the crazy shit going on in the world and in America the craziest is that this fucking loon is in charge of HHS. 

If this has been posted, I missed it, and yes, this study is several years old. But, despite the study examining nearly 100% of Danish children born within the study’s parameters, its conclusions have not settled the debate. Which is to be expected when medical research becomes politicized, and the law protects those spreading misinformation for political gain.

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A Danish study of more than half a million children showed no link between measles, mumps, and rubella (MMR) vaccination and autism.

In a commentary accompanying the study, which was published in the , Dr Edward Campion, senior deputy editor, wrote, “This careful and convincing study shows that there is no association between autism and MMR vaccination.”

Lead author Dr Kreesten Meldgaard Madsen, an epidemiologist and expert on infectious diseases at the Danish Epidemiology Science Centre in Aarhus, told the BMJ that the study showed that the risk of autism was similar in children who were vaccinated and children who were not.

The study reviewed records of 537303 children born in Denmark between January 1991 and December 1998, representing almost 100% of children born in that period. Of these children 440655 had been vaccinated. Records were retrieved from three sources: the unique identification number assigned to each child at birth; MMR vaccination data reported to the National Board of Health by general practitioners, who give all MMR vaccinations and are reimbursed for their reports; and diagnoses of autism recorded in the Danish Psychiatric Central Registry. Only specialists in child psychiatry diagnose autism and related conditions.

The study considered the children's sex, weight and gestational age at birth, and age at diagnosis of autism or of a related disorder; the socioeconomic status of the parents; and the mother's education.

The authors found that “There was no increase in the risk of autistic disorder or other autistic-spectrum disorders among vaccinated children as compared with unvaccinated children (adjusted relative risk of autistic disorder, 0.92; 95% confidence interval, 0.68 to 1.24; adjusted relative risk of other autistic-spectrum disorders, 0.83; 95% confidence interval, 0.65 to 1.07).”

In addition, the authors found no association between the development of autistic disorder and the age at vaccination, the interval since vaccination, or the calendar period at the time of vaccination.

Children were vaccinated at 15 to 17 months, and catch up vaccination was given to older children when the vaccine was introduced in 1987. Almost all children were vaccinated before the age of 3 years. The mean age at diagnosis for autism was 4 years, 3 months, and for autistic spectrum disorders 5 years, 3 months.

Although MMR vaccination was introduced in Denmark in 1987, the rise in autism began only in the mid-1990s. “If it [MMR vaccination] caused autism, we would see a greater risk [soon] after its introduction,” Dr Madsen said, but the study did not show that. Autism is increasing, perhaps because of better diagnosis, but there is no link to MMR vaccination, he said.

The retrospective nature of the study may be its strength, Dr Madsen told the BMJ. Recall bias, such as when parents whose children are given a diagnosis of autism recall events that occurred around the time of the diagnosis, was absent. In this study, data on vaccination were recorded separately from data on diagnosis.

MMR vaccination protects children against disease, Dr Madsen said. “Measles kills one in 3000 children, even in developed countries. It causes encephalitis in one in 2000 and pneumonia in one in 20. People tend to forget.”

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC1124634/

15 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

If this has been posted, I missed it, and yes, this study is several years old. But, despite the study examining nearly 100% of Danish children born within the study’s parameters, its conclusions have not settled the debate. Which is to be expected when medical research becomes politicized, and the law protects those spreading misinformation for political gain.

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC1124634/

How long before that link is dead?

8 minutes ago, abuelo gringo said:

How long before that link is dead?

Not that it means anything in the grand scheme of things, but I just archived it.

https://archive.is/LNGRM

On 4/11/2025 at 11:39 AM, skeeter said:

I'll watch if she exposes a fair amount of cleavage ... 

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Then titties ain’t autistic

On 4/11/2025 at 9:31 AM, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Why would any other country do anything nice for America or Americans?

When was the last time they said thanks!!

2 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Then titties ain’t autistic

Convinced it’s the cure for what ails you.Baby Boy Mother GIF by FirstCry Parenting

15 hours ago, bolverk said:

Not that it means anything in the grand scheme of things, but I just archived it.

https://archive.is/LNGRM

So it's a Danish study saying there is no link. In the Trump White House that is an act of war against 'Merica and means they can now go take Greenland. 

On 4/10/2025 at 8:22 AM, Ghost of NMAS said:

10O% it will be vaccines

Great so what vaccine did I get as a kid that gave me autism?!?!

These people are just the dumbest and most vile group of morons to ever have these jobs. By the time they are done people will believe autism came from monkeys in African rain forests.

1 hour ago, UpperWestside said:

These people are just the dumbest and most vile group of morons to ever have these jobs. By the time they are done people will believe autism came from monkeys in African rain forests.

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When you cuck to the orange shitstain in front of your wife... 

 

Could not have happened to a more deserving Cunt. 

 

When you cuck to the orange shitstain in front of your wife... 
 
Could not have happened to a more deserving Cunt. 
 

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The funny thing is that if this had happened on Curb, Larry would have at least stood up for Cheryl. RFK isn't going to say shit. But Larry would mention it at the next Cabinet meeting. "Um, Mr. President, I couldn't help but notice that at the fight Saturday night, you shook my hand, but then you did not shake my wife's hand. I found that a little curious. Typically, when you shake a man's hand, you also shake his wife's hand. But you didn't do that."

I used to have the biggest crush on her but now she is just another dumb cunt like the rest of them since she puts up with it. 

  • 2 weeks later...

Well I guess that is one way to perform a medical study. Just steal everybody's medical data and see what conclusions one might draw.

It's funny because "weaponized autism" was commonly touted as a good thing by the alt-right back in the Gamergate/Benghazi/2016 days. Newsflash, just because you're an unfuckable loser who plays too many video games and watches too much anime porn doesn't mean you're autistic. Congrats on creating a government that is building a database of people it deems defective, which you're basically guaranteed to be a part of.

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2 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

Well I guess that is one way to perform a medical study. Just steal everybody's medical data and see what conclusions one might draw.

 

ai will solve the problem !

anf musk will steal a copy of alllll that data

2 hours ago, chainsaw said:

It's funny because "weaponized autism" was commonly touted as a good thing by the alt-right back in the Gamergate/Benghazi/2016 days. Newsflash, just because you're an unfuckable loser who plays too many video games and watches too much anime porn doesn't mean you're autistic. Congrats on creating a government that is building a database of people it deems defective, which you're basically guaranteed to be a part of.

Dj Khaled Congratulations GIF

 

 

 

The taint/ball tanning crowd meets the hormonally deficient teen boy universe.  It's like an intersectional demolition derby of crackpot health opinions and opportunistic pedophilia.

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