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If that 68 yo man is RFK and pumped full of T from a bottle, sure.

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7 minutes ago, Parliament said:

If that 68 yo man is RFK and pumped full of T from a bottle, sure.

I bet he’s implanted like you would with a steer in the feedlot 

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

 

Since every accusation is a confession, this is pretty easy to figure out.

RFK Jr, translated: Three years ago, one of my sons was found to have a low T count, even lower than mine!

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4 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

holy shit 😆 even Watters was like

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12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

 

The only good episode of that show. 
 

 

Also more hits from the FDA… 

 

 
 

RFK Jr.: "AmEricAns NeEd To EaT LeSs PrOcesseD FoOds!"

Also RFK Jr after E.coli outbreak: "ShIT HaPpens."

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The truth is that measles was nearly nonexistent because of vaccinations. That’s literally it, that’s all that needs to be known. Everyone looking for some other “truth” is just trying to be a contrarian fuck head.

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"teenage cum sommelier"

Thats fucking amusing. It would be even more amusing if the dipshit they were referencing wasnt in charge of safe guarding the nation's health, but its still f'n funny. 

8 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

RFK Jr.: "AmEricAns NeEd To EaT LeSs PrOcesseD FoOds!"

Also RFK Jr after E.coli outbreak: "ShIT HaPpens."

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The weirdest thing is him doing things like banning artificial dyes while also massively cutting food inspections and regulations.

Like...what the hell is even the goal here? Our food can be toxic it just shouldn't be toxic because of artificial dyes? That very specific type of toxicity is a problem but other types is fine?

6 hours ago, 'stache said:

The truth is that measles was nearly nonexistent because of vaccinations. That’s literally it, that’s all that needs to be known. Everyone looking for some other “truth” is just trying to be a contrarian fuck head.

Yep. 

18 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

The weirdest thing is him doing things like banning artificial dyes while also massively cutting food inspections and regulations.

Like...what the hell is even the goal here? Our food can be toxic it just shouldn't be toxic because of artificial dyes? That very specific type of toxicity is a problem but other types is fine?

Pseudoscience and gullible people, more at 11.

19 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

Best comment: RFK looks like he just got back from a weekend bender at Hegseth's Easter party. 

 

 

But let’s get rid of fluoride in tap water. There’s a serious mental illness affecting the current generation of leaders.

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On 4/23/2025 at 6:31 AM, Mrs Whiggins said:

Also RFK Jr after E.coli outbreak: "ShIT HaPpens."

In his defense, this is accurate 

Other things Jr didn’t hear of as a kid was monogamy, sobriety, hardtop, etc…

40 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Other things Jr didn’t hear of as a kid was monogamy, sobriety, hardtop, etc…

Calling calling for an ambulance when you drove a car off a bridge...

36 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Calling calling for an ambulance when you drove a car off a bridge...

Alcohol consumption only in moderation.

Children were routinely institutionalized and/or not mainstreamed in schools depending upon the issue during his childhood, and he spent many of his later years under a fog of various substances so someone from a privileged background such as his is not the best informed person on the nature of these diagnoses and how best to treat them.

22 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

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Narcolepsy:

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ADD/ADHD:

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The symptoms of ADHD were first described in 1798 by the Scottish physician Sir Alexander Crichton as “the incapacity of attending with a necessary degree of constancy to any one object.”

In 1902, British pediatrician Sir George Frederic Still describedTrusted Source “an abnormal defect of moral control in children.” He found that some affected children could not control their behavior the way a typical child would, but they were still intelligent.

And we could go on and on about the rest of it as well.  

RFK is a complete and total dumbfuck.  There is not a single synapse of his worm-ridden brain that is not 100% dedicated to the ardent pursuit and practice of total dumbfuckery.  He is a fucking Shaolin Monk of dumbfuckery, having mastered the practice to a point where it is not what he does, it is entirely what he is.

1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Children were routinely institutionalized and/or not mainstreamed in schools depending upon the issue during his childhood, and he spent many of his later years under a fog of various substances so someone from a privileged background such as his is not the best informed person on the nature of these diagnoses and how best to treat them.

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20 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Calling calling for an ambulance when you drove a car off a bridge...

Tried to blame the whole thing on bad directions.

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21 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

New brain worms incoming.

Just now, royiv said:

New brain worms incoming.

Rub some poop on it, and it'll be fine.

Gotta rev up that immune system stupid libs!

Swimming in actual shit seems to really capture the 2025 zeitgeist, so I applaud him for living into it so perfectly.

On 4/25/2025 at 4:06 PM, Brisketexan said:

Narcolepsy:

ADD/ADHD:

And we could go on and on about the rest of it as well.  

RFK is a complete and total dumbfuck.  There is not a single synapse of his worm-ridden brain that is not 100% dedicated to the ardent pursuit and practice of total dumbfuckery.  He is a fucking Shaolin Monk of dumbfuckery, having mastered the practice to a point where it is not what he does, it is entirely what he is.

But you see, once you start talking about it, everyone comes down with it.

Like teh ghey, or gender dysphoria.

57 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

He couldn't find any whale juice.

On 4/23/2025 at 3:05 PM, tx 3 putt said:

 

follow your doctors instructions, that's a good start 

According to all the ads on the TV, I’m supposed to tell my doctor which meds I need to take. Is that not a good idea?

1 hour ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

100% thought this was the Onion

Edited by Biff Tannen
Also, this has to be a top 3 thread subject on this site

Come on brain eating bacteria finishing the job!

On 4/10/2025 at 12:27 PM, Ghost of NMAS said:

The proof that vaccines cause autism will be a video by Jenny McCarthy

 

On 4/10/2025 at 12:33 PM, Blotto said:

Will there be any dildos* involved in this  video? Asking for my own scientific self.

*RFK Jr excluded, of course

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1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

Diving into dookie to own the libs!

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In light of the regime discussing costs for pharma/drugs, perhaps this is RFK Jr's answer to that. If one contracts E.coli or cryptosporidium, weight loss will happen and one won't need that 'Fat Guy' shot.

 

On 4/25/2025 at 4:15 PM, Born to Run said:

Shaolin Monks of Dumbfuckery killed at Emos.

what? grab my nut, get screwed

oww, here comes my Shoalin style

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