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Fluoride in water = bad

Shit in water = good

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  • I am going to be as nice as possible.  Have you ever been to the CDC campus in Georgia?  I have.  Have you taken a tour there?  Have you spoke with the scientists there and observed them doing researc

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    We got here because of morons and disinformation and horse paste, not because of much the CDC really did wrong. There is not a single goddamn thing that Anthony Fauci or anyone else at FDA/CDC di

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What kind of a psychopath just casually takes a swim in f'n jeans.

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I realize this is a secondary concern to actually swimming in a shit creek, but goddamn.....thats just not right. 

2 minutes ago, Blotto said:

What kind of a psychopath just casually takes a swim in f'n jeans.

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I realize this is a secondary concern to actually swimming in a shit creek, but goddamn.....thats just not right. 

Gonna name my kids Bobcat and Cassius

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4 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Gonna name my kids Bobcat and Cassius

Seven and Soda are also good choices.

10 minutes ago, Blotto said:

What kind of a psychopath just casually takes a swim in f'n jeans.

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I realize this is a secondary concern to actually swimming in a shit creek, but goddamn.....thats just not right. 

No, that could be concern #1. I might accidentally take a dip in a body of water that is deemed not safe to swim in. There's not a chance in the world I'm taking a voluntary dip in any body of water with fucking jeans on.

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

What kind of a psychopath just casually takes a swim in f'n jeans.

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I realize this is a secondary concern to actually swimming in a shit creek, but goddamn.....thats just not right. 

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Imagine for a moment if a picture existed of Biden swimming in shit water in just his bluejeans. 

Dumbarton Oakes, huh?

This fucking timeline, man.

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

What kind of a psychopath just casually takes a swim in f'n jeans.

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I realize this is a secondary concern to actually swimming in a shit creek, but goddamn.....thats just not right. 

He’s slapping that kid like he had some water go down the wrong pipe, which in this case would be either one. 

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Wearing wet jeans might be the most uncomfortable thing in the world.

I don’t know. Getting a blowie from the gf and the wife walks in might be higher 

22 minutes ago, NAVY said:

I don’t know. Getting a blowie from the gf and the wife walks in might be higher 

Or it could be your finest hour

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Or it could be your finest hour

Indeed it was 

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Questioned by Chris Murphy today, RFK Jr. refused to answer whether or not he recommends getting vaccinated for the measles. 

He also said that the American people shouldn't be taking medical advice from him. So, points for honesty I guess. But it is sort of your job.

https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/rfk-jr-measles-vaccine-outbreak-congressional-hearing-rcna206776

On 5/13/2025 at 4:16 PM, Blotto said:

What kind of a psychopath just casually takes a swim in f'n jeans.

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I realize this is a secondary concern to actually swimming in a shit creek, but goddamn.....thats just not right. 

I'm surprised the kids aren't running around in soaked diapers hanging down to their ankles. Orale!

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1 hour ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Trump’s cabinet’s personal drug supplies have to rival  Fear and Loathing’s. Possibly surpass. 

Once you get locked into a serious authoritarian habit, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. 

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2 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

What kind of a psychopath just casually takes a swim in f'n jeans.

Guys who skip leg day.

Trump’s cabinet’s personal drug supplies have to rival  Fear and Loathing’s. Possibly surpass. 

Don’t you remember all the drugs the WH pharmacy dispensed during Trump 1.0?
6 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Guys who skip leg day.

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On 5/13/2025 at 6:14 PM, NAVY said:

I don’t know. Getting a blowie from the gf and the wife walks in might be higher 

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10 hours ago, Superhero said:

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It's cool, so long as you also skip arm day. 

On 5/13/2025 at 4:16 PM, Blotto said:

What kind of a psychopath just casually takes a swim in f'n jeans.

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I realize this is a secondary concern to actually swimming in a shit creek, but goddamn.....thats just not right. 

is rfk jr. picking leeches off bobcat's back after soaking in shit water in blue jeans at dumbarton oaks?

Just now, CooterBrown said:

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BREAKING: Secretary Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. announced he has ordered the FDA to consider new nationwide restrictions on medication abortion — and that President Trump, not scientists or doctors, will make the final decision.

Wait, see, all the conservatives told us that it was good to overturn Roe, as that issue should be left to the states.

Does this mean....they were lying?

GASP!  SHOCK AND SURPRISE!

There is not a single element of modern conservatism that doesn't rest on a foundation of complete lies.

On 5/13/2025 at 3:28 PM, Underdog said:

Bobby after his little swim stunt... 

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I take a weekly swim across White Rock Lake in Dallas.

I laugh at e. coli.  I got pieces of e. coli in my stool.

5 hours ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

I take a weekly swim across White Rock Lake in Dallas.

I laugh at e. coli.  I got pieces of e. coli in my stool.

Ok, Shooter.

8 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

https://www.threads.com/@aclu_nationwide/post/DJplE-BPAP9?xmt=AQF09D-jEuKGfFw-ZczFAD8__WWu-KvwvzFJpZEFKIu1Vs4

BREAKING: Secretary Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. announced he has ordered the FDA to consider new nationwide restrictions on medication abortion — and that President Trump, not scientists or doctors, will make the final decision.

If you had thrown this out as a parody take in November after the election, you would have been derided as hysterical and nonsensical by a good portion of the country. Oops. 

19 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Polio?!  Good God.

Make Humanity Diseased as Fuck Again.

We're getting rid of food safety laws and inspections (all the unpasteurized milk you can drink!  No more inspections of food plants/operations!)

We're functionally getting rid of/drastically reducing the very vaccines that have saved millions upon millions of human lives, and eradicated or nearly eradicated horrific diseases.

Things were obviously much, much better when the average lifespan was about half of what it is today -- Make America 1860 Again!

Make Humanity Diseased as Fuck Again.
We're getting rid of food safety laws and inspections (all the unpasteurized milk you can drink!  No more inspections of food plants/operations!)
We're functionally getting rid of/drastically reducing the very vaccines that have saved millions upon millions of human lives, and eradicated or nearly eradicated horrific diseases.
Things were obviously much, much better when the average lifespan was about half of what it is today -- Make America 1860 Again!

Yeah, pay close attention to where your food comes from going forward.

I’m concerned about the Blue Bells, etc out there. Without the epidemiological work that goes on to detect, track, and fingerprint food born illnesses, we will be in the dark. That’s not a good place to be when dealing with bugs like 0157:H7.

I’ll be in my garden…..

What a bunch of negative nancies. Thats why we have Brawndo. 

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They are actually working to kill off part of the population. There can be no other explanation. Well, that and just plain old stupidity. 

Just vaccinate your family and hope this shit kills the stupids worse than covid did. 

And hope none of your kids are in that unlucky 4% who the vax doesn't help.

On 5/15/2025 at 3:45 PM, The Original Greaser Bob said:

I take a weekly swim across White Rock Lake in Dallas.

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Polio?!  Good God.

Kinda sad that I half expect this to be on our horizon.

I’m workshopping a new theory that autism is caused by getting too interested in trains. 

10 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I’m workshopping a new theory that autism is caused by getting too interested in trains. 

Define "trains".

On 5/21/2025 at 10:40 PM, wild_turkey said:


Kinda sad that I half expect this to be on our horizon.

It's 100% going to come back.  Maybe we'll get another FDR out of the deal.

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