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  • I am going to be as nice as possible.  Have you ever been to the CDC campus in Georgia?  I have.  Have you taken a tour there?  Have you spoke with the scientists there and observed them doing researc

  • TwiceHorn
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    We got here because of morons and disinformation and horse paste, not because of much the CDC really did wrong. There is not a single goddamn thing that Anthony Fauci or anyone else at FDA/CDC di

  • Ted Lange
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15 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

yeah, that man is a cat peeler. we just haven't found the bodies yet

 

15 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Destabilizing power grids and exacerbating water scarcity so that the same amount of work takes 20 percent longer.

Great success!

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

yeah, that man is a cat peeler. we just haven't found the bodies yet

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On 8/15/2025 at 2:14 PM, Sawbonz said:

The raw milk is perfectly safe! Woke government schools just didn’t teach those people to use the right protocols for handling and storage.

They need to have their raw milk actualized for gut acceptance, or MAGAfied, which is where the raw milk is brought just to a boil and then allowed to cool, then chilled in a clean container.

 
I am raising capital to offer this service at commercial scale, buying raw milk from farmers and MAGAfying for resale to patriotic retail outlets, DM if interested. 

3 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

The raw milk is perfectly safe! Woke government schools just didn’t teach those people to use the right protocols for handling and storage.

They need to have their raw milk actualized for gut acceptance, or MAGAfied, which is where the raw milk is brought just to a boil and then allowed to cool, then chilled in a clean container.

 
I am raising capital to offer this service at commercial scale, buying raw milk from farmers and MAGAfying for resale to patriotic retail outlets, DM if interested. 

Have to keep it around 165 F. Maybe we can call it Trumpization

45 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Maybe we can call it Trumpization

No! That’s my other business, where we Trumpize people with deactivated and weakened viruses to prevent illness. I am accepting capital from new LPs, but expect to be fully subscribed soon. 
MAHA!

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1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

The raw milk is perfectly safe! Woke government schools just didn’t teach those people to use the right protocols for handling and storage.

They need to have their raw milk actualized for gut acceptance, or MAGAfied, which is where the raw milk is brought just to a boil and then allowed to cool, then chilled in a clean container.

 
I am raising capital to offer this service at commercial scale, buying raw milk from farmers and MAGAfying for resale to patriotic retail outlets, DM if interested. 

this would be a legit GRQ enterprise, BC.  

19 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

lol good luck…

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According to their website, a gallon is "only" $12.  

30 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

lol good luck…

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Should say feed for sheep imo

Oh, great. So all I have to do is schedule a doctor's appointment and take a couple hours off work just to get a prescription for a basic vaccine if I don't want to have a bad cold for two weeks. Thank you @BrainWorms for your leadership.

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I know it’s fake, but it still makes me angry being reminded this dumb fuck with brain worms is in charge of anything. 

4 hours ago, The Hot Dog Buffet said:

Oh, great. So all I have to do is schedule a doctor's appointment and take a couple hours off work just to get a prescription for a basic vaccine if I don't want to have a bad cold for two weeks. Thank you @BrainWorms for your leadership.

Teledoc going to get some business

5 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

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Who the fuck still mandates covid vaccines? People are so fucking gullible 

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11 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Ok now I see the light
 

Holy shit

27 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Ok now I see the light
 

 

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This absolute fucking lunatic was senate confirmed. Trump should be impeached for just nominating him. We are just so fucking cooked. 

And now the CDC Director is refusing to leave?  What on earth is happening?

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

Holy shit

Well, you have to understand, all those Christians who lost loved ones for decades to polio just weren't vaccinated with Jesus.  Same for centuries of death due to tuberculosis, smallpox, etc.  They just weren't holy enough.

I’m starting to believe RFK and his brainwork about fluoride in the water causing brain damage.  How else can you explain the rampant stupidity in this country.

20 minutes ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

I’m starting to believe RFK and his brainwork about fluoride in the water causing brain damage.  How else can you explain the rampant stupidity in this country.

Well uh statistically half the people out there are below median intelligence and we decided to stop educating folks a while ago. 
 

put your hands together. 

2 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Who the fuck still mandates covid vaccines? People are so fucking gullible 

I hear this same shit all the time from people who never got the vaccine and nothing happened to them. It was kind of half ass mandated for like two weeks four years ago. Cool.

4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

What was "the emergency"?

I believe he's referring to the FDA's "emergency use authorization," which permitted sale and administration of the mRNA vaccines before full FDA approval, which would have taken months or years longer.

There are, of course, rational criticisms of the use of the EUA when it truly endangers the public with untested meds.  And use of the EUA is exceedingly rare.

It has almost nothing to do with vaccine mandates except making them available to be mandated.

There was no Trumpy pseudo-emergency.

4 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Well uh statistically half the people out there are below median intelligence and we decided to stop educating folks a while ago. 
 

put your hands together. 

And Trump and others in the GOP told the stupids that their stupid was as good as intelligent and educated people's expertise.

The stupids need to be harshly, nay brutally, reminded of their stupidity.

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13 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

And Trump and others in the GOP told the stupids that their stupid was as good as intelligent and educated people's expertise.

The stupids need to be harshly, nay brutally, reminded of their stupidity.

I kind of tend to think a good many of them are. 
 

The problem is most of them are too stupid to realize that fact. 

Figures my generation would get stuck with the shit Kennedy. 

I hear this same shit all the time from people who never got the vaccine and nothing happened to them. It was kind of half ass mandated for like two weeks four years ago. Cool.

Yeah, I know a few people who are still very bitter that the government required everyone to get an “untested” vaccine. First of all, it wasn’t untested. Second of all, no one was going around forcing people to have the vaccine. It was always optional.

Friend A was unfortunately lost to MAGA sometime around 2020, so he’s as good as dead at this point and his vaccine objections are par for the course with the rest of his delusional worldview. RIP.

Friend B is still a good friend, pretty smart guy and not MAGA per se, but I think he listens to too much Joe Rogan or similar bullshit podcasts and it’s poisoned parts of his brain. We spent a weekend at the lake when he was constantly touting the benefits of ChatGPT and showing how the premium version could help solve any of life’s problems. Okay, fine. But then we got into it on vaccines and he was strongly opposed to the Covid vaccine which he considers a massive failure. So I challenged him to ask ChatGPT for the best available data on the risks vs benefits, efficacy, estimated lives saved, etc. He was very reluctant to do it because even though he trusted ChatGPT for practically everything else, he suspected it would have a bias on this one topic. He did it anyways and of course the info was that it was overwhelmingly effective and safe, although obviously some adverse events occur, but he was just bizarrely skeptical of that info. The data is plainly available and he is a guy that thrives on data analysis, but he has some kind of mental block on this topic. It’s infuriating.
7 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

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But I'd definitely give her @tx 3 putt's number 

6 hours ago, wild_turkey said:


Yeah, I know a few people who are still very bitter that the government required everyone to get an “untested” vaccine. First of all, it wasn’t untested. Second of all, no one was going around forcing people to have the vaccine. It was always optional.

Friend A was unfortunately lost to MAGA sometime around 2020, so he’s as good as dead at this point and his vaccine objections are par for the course with the rest of his delusional worldview. RIP.

Friend B is still a good friend, pretty smart guy and not MAGA per se, but I think he listens to too much Joe Rogan or similar bullshit podcasts and it’s poisoned parts of his brain. We spent a weekend at the lake when he was constantly touting the benefits of ChatGPT and showing how the premium version could help solve any of life’s problems. Okay, fine. But then we got into it on vaccines and he was strongly opposed to the Covid vaccine which he considers a massive failure. So I challenged him to ask ChatGPT for the best available data on the risks vs benefits, efficacy, estimated lives saved, etc. He was very reluctant to do it because even though he trusted ChatGPT for practically everything else, he suspected it would have a bias on this one topic. He did it anyways and of course the info was that it was overwhelmingly effective and safe, although obviously some adverse events occur, but he was just bizarrely skeptical of that info. The data is plainly available and he is a guy that thrives on data analysis, but he has some kind of mental block on this topic. It’s infuriating.

It's really simple for these fucks.

Anything that doesn't fit their existing worldview is a conspiracy or product of the deep state or pharma or whatever.

Any bullshit information from the internet that conforms to their existing worldview is gospel truth.

13 hours ago, Covri said:

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I know it’s fake, but it still makes me angry being reminded this dumb fuck with brain worms is in charge of anything. 

And a heroin addiction. Don’t forget that little item on his CV. 


I reject his and his colleagues' thoughts and prayers, and advise they direct those to people that they have not actively harmed.”

Crazy that Project Warp Speed was literally the only truly useful and successful thing that DJT I did, and now not only has MAGA disowned it they’ve also gaslit themselves into believing DJT didn’t do it. 

5 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Crazy that Project Warp Speed was literally the only truly useful and successful thing that DJT I did, and now not only has MAGA disowned it they’ve also gaslit themselves into believing DJT didn’t do it. 

Yup.  Just a few years ago they couldn't have been more adamant that Trump saved humanity via Warp Speed (even though at least one major vaccine developer chose not to participate).  Now it's fake news. 

23 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

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Probably just the reaction of those kids seeing his fucking face.

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