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57 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Like if Hemingway had been a woman.

She wants to be Joan Didion, and is failing. And she’s not close to Hemingway.

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Thirty-five yards into the grass the big lion lay flattened out along the ground. His ears were back and his only movement was a slight twitching up and down of his long, black-tufted tail. He had turned at bay as soon as he had reached this cover and he was sick with the wound through his full belly, and weakening with the wound through his lungs that brought a thin foamy red to his mouth each time he breathed. His flanks were wet and hot and flies were on the little openings the solid bullets had made in his tawny hide, and his big yellow eyes, narrowed with hate, looked straight ahead, only blinking when the pain came as he breathed, and his claws dug in the soft baked earth. All of him, pain, sickness, hatred and all of his remaining strength, was tightening into an absolute concentration for a rush. He could hear the men talking and he waited, gathering all of himself into this preparation for a charge as soon as the men would come into the grass. As he heard their voices his tail stiffened to twitch up and down, and, as they came into the edge of the grass, he made a coughing grunt and charged.

 

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1 hour ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Like if Hemingway had been a woman.

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1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

The Olivia Nuzzi story is funny and infuriating at the same time. She was considered an up and coming journalistic star for years, and she ends being a wacko with a major personality disorder. 

All of our institutions are fucked up and corrupted. Christ. 

 

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25 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

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I would rather read the dog's story.  

Everyone dunked on Mike Pence for his “no dinners with women without Mother” but on the other hand people understate how aggressively some young women go after silver foxes with a bit of power.

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4 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Everyone dunked on Mike Pence for his “no dinners with women without Mother” but on the other hand people understate how aggressively some young women go after silver foxes with a bit of power.

It is America. We are all brainwashed to show deference to old men with money and power and think they are better than us. No reason why women would be different.

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On 11/18/2025 at 12:20 PM, 956 Worldwide said:

people understate how aggressively some young women go after silver foxes with a bit of power.

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On 11/18/2025 at 9:49 AM, 956 Worldwide said:

She wants to be Joan Didion, and is failing. And she’s not close to Hemingway.

 

Today heard someone call her Joan Midion.

No surprise to see grifters and fraudsters celebrated as heroes by Republican politicians. It is their brand.

It's amazing what a degree in heroin addiciton will teach you.  Jesus.

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5 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


No kidding. He was married to Cheryl Hines when he wrote this. How does she put up with it? 

Because she's an idiot?

On 11/17/2025 at 2:58 PM, Brisketexan said:

God, Cheryl Hines is a vapid, evil piece of shit.

 

 

 

 

 

Also....I dig her very much.

Maybe Dwight wants to fuck her. 

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

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So he doesn’t deny women his essence

Funny and I threw up a little

On 11/18/2025 at 12:20 PM, 956 Worldwide said:

Everyone dunked on Mike Pence for his “no dinners with women without Mother” but on the other hand people understate how aggressively some young women go after silver foxes with a bit of power.

That heroin addict that looks like an cross between a raisin and baseball mitt is a silver fox?  

On 11/18/2025 at 9:49 AM, 956 Worldwide said:

She wants to be Joan Didion, and is failing. And she’s not close to Hemingway.

She’s so fucking boring and only attractive by Capital Hill standards, which are incredibly low. 
 

 

On 11/21/2025 at 8:32 AM, HenryJames said:

Today heard someone call her Joan Midion.

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Gonna do a patent applied for surly thread jack.

I'm so disappointed bout Dwight.  Didn't know he had a rep as a dickhead.  Now I see that Mary Chapin Carpenter song.

In interviews, he always seemed like a level-headed, thoughtful type.  Never seen anything political from him, now see some 25-year-old references to being a Libertarian.

Twenty-five years ago was prime time for a lot of us disenchanted with American politics to claim libertarianism, and also to either come to our senses or fucking double down in the intervening time period.

Fucking hell.

 

37 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Gonna do a patent applied for surly thread jack.

I'm so disappointed bout Dwight.  Didn't know he had a rep as a dickhead.  Now I see that Mary Chapin Carpenter song.

In interviews, he always seemed like a level-headed, thoughtful type.  Never seen anything political from him, now see some 25-year-old references to being a Libertarian.

Twenty-five years ago was prime time for a lot of us disenchanted with American politics to claim libertarianism, and also to either come to our senses or fucking double down in the intervening time period.

Fucking hell.

 

Google how he treats his bandmates and staff. It's not pretty.

need to dip into the surly well of knowledge here, felching ....

rfk jr wants to eat his cum out a chicks ass or another guys cum out her ass ?

huge difference there !

 

5 hours ago, G650 said:

Google how he treats his bandmates and staff. It's not pretty.

Sounds like he was playing himself in Slingblade.

4 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I busted out laughing at the holding the nose part. 

 “Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest” is quite a line. 

 

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2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

 “Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest” is quite a line. 

 

Poignant imagery to remember that every attractive female's texts, DMs, the apps, emails, and photo comments are a veritable hellscape of RFK-level icky creepiness.

I have a shit ton embarrassing moments from my teenage years and twenties trying to figure out what women like to hear in certain moods...but I sure as shit knew inherently what they didn't want to hear ever.

I'm going to squeeze your cheeks together and close your nose, so you can drink my harvest...

I apologize for our species, ladies.

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1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

Poignant imagery to remember that every attractive female's texts, DMs, the apps, emails, and photo comments are a veritable hellscape of RFK-level icky creepiness.

I have a shit ton embarrassing moments from my teenage years and twenties trying to figure out what women like to hear in certain moods...but I sure as shit knew inherently what they didn't want to hear ever.

I'm going to squeeze your cheeks together and close your nose, so you can drink my harvest...

I apologize for our species, ladies.

You mean the panties your mother laid out for you?

Google how he treats his bandmates and staff. It's not pretty.

I think I’ll just pass and continue covering his songs in blissful ignorance.
Poignant imagery to remember that every attractive female's texts, DMs, the apps, emails, and photo comments are a veritable hellscape of RFK-level icky creepiness.
I have a shit ton embarrassing moments from my teenage years and twenties trying to figure out what women like to hear in certain moods...but I sure as shit knew inherently what they didn't want to hear ever.
I'm going to squeeze your cheeks together and close your nose, so you can drink my harvest...
I apologize for our species, ladies.

Had a hall mate in Jester East who was super religious, but still liked to fuck his mousy little etbf gf in the dorm.

A group of us were hanging out in the hallway chatting and when we hear the clear sounds of coitus from behind his door. We all stop and give each other the knowing look. Then as the pace quickened towards the inevitable climax, we hear bible boy belt out, “TAKE MY SEED!!!” The whole hallway broke down laughing. I don’t think he’s lived it down until yet. /csb
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On 11/21/2025 at 1:46 PM, HenryJames said:

 

That is a hell of a headline to say "insane and corrupt nepotism incompetent makes moves to kill millions."

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38 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

"challenge orthodox science."

Fuck you.

Challenge centuries of work to eradicate infectious disease.

These media outlets are almost criminal in their bowing and scraping to the incompetence of this regime. How loathsome and cowardly can one be?

50 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

if only the headline had read: Third unvaccinated Kennedy baby …

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