March 24, 20241 yr It’s pretty simple. Just don’t go swimming in the ocean. If I was in some small boat or kayak I’d have had a heart attack. And even though the pair of orcas are hunting them they are still apex predator.
March 24, 20241 yr 3 hours ago, Nicole44 said: It’s pretty simple. Just don’t go swimming in the ocean. If I was in some small boat or kayak I’d have had a heart attack. And even though the pair of orcas are hunting them they are still apex predator. I'm going to need a bigger diaper.
March 24, 20241 yr 6 minutes ago, MissingInAction said: At my age I'm fully prepared to commit Defensive Defication if threatened. There's an Orca on a Spirit Airlines flight aisle/isle shit joke in here somewhere.... Edited March 24, 20241 yr by YGIFS
March 24, 20241 yr On 3/23/2024 at 12:15 PM, elfenix said: Pod of sperm whales unleashes shit bubble to defeat orca attack: https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/sperm-whales-drop-giant-poop-204925781.html
March 24, 20241 yr And we finally learn Brisket’s Spirit Animal. Edited March 24, 20241 yr by Gatorubet
March 24, 20241 yr And we finally learn Brisket’s Spirit Animal. Big fella, eats a lot of squid, loud vocalizations, and willing to shit defensively? It’s definitely in the running.
March 25, 20241 yr Uh…hmmm 26 seconds in…maybe they are just saying hello? Edited March 25, 20241 yr by Nicole44
March 25, 20241 yr Uh…hmmm 26 seconds in…maybe they are just saying hello? Buffalo scrotum. From my first kill. Big bull.
March 25, 20241 yr I've seen Orkas playing in the bow wake of our ship like dolphins when I was in the Aleutians. Except they ain't dolphins!
March 26, 20241 yr 12 hours ago, Jkwellborn said: Buffalo scrotum. From my first kill. Big bull. You can tell orcas know the meaning of the word pals
March 27, 20241 yr they only kill people in captivity, they honestly seem to love people otherwise, at least playing with people. the wild ones don't know what kind of assholes we really are. but they can also 'teach' each other things (like the trashing of the rudders/sinkings over in Europe)...so if/when activists manage to rescue mistreated ones, they better not free willy in the wild or we're in big trouble lol.
March 27, 20241 yr 4 hours ago, crash_davis said: “Oh, no way Ernie… have you seen what they eat? They’re filled with toxins. Let’s just freak him out and go get some squid…”
March 27, 20241 yr 55 minutes ago, mchookem said: they only kill people in captivity Do we really have that big of prison system where we don't notice a few missing from cell block B? Edited March 27, 20241 yr by Bevo
March 28, 20241 yr 8 hours ago, crash_davis said: They choose not to kill us. Can you imagine a great white being this playful? Not an orca but time to tell the story of my phone wallpaper: I took this (no zoom) from a paddleboard in the Laguna Madre in winter 2020. Small pod of three that swam under and around my board and let me have a good look. And dolphins are charismatic and nice and (unless they want sexy time) entirely uninterested in harming you. But they are also a LOT bigger than you think they are, and they swim a LOT faster than you realize and it is much more unnerving to be on top of them on a wobbly board than you’d think. Very much a “they belong here and I do not” moment. I can’t imagine orcas.
March 28, 20241 yr 13 hours ago, Gatorubet said: “Oh, no way Ernie… have you seen what they eat? They’re filled with toxins. Let’s just freak him out and go get some squid…” Maybe they’re vegan orcas.
March 28, 20241 yr Popular Post 4 hours ago, Parliament said: Maybe they’re vegan orcas. nah, they would have told him if they were.
March 28, 20241 yr 14 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said: Not an orca but time to tell the story of my phone wallpaper: I took this (no zoom) from a paddleboard in the Laguna Madre in winter 2020. Small pod of three that swam under and around my board and let me have a good look. And dolphins are charismatic and nice and (unless they want sexy time) entirely uninterested in harming you. But they are also a LOT bigger than you think they are, and they swim a LOT faster than you realize and it is much more unnerving to be on top of them on a wobbly board than you’d think. Very much a “they belong here and I do not” moment. I can’t imagine orcas. I saw this guy while diving at an oil rig in the Gulf. Scared the shit out of me as I saw it swimming toward me, especially when I couldn't tell if it was a shark or not. It just stopped about 100 feet away and watched for a while.
March 28, 20241 yr 19 minutes ago, hookem2010 said: It just stopped about 100 feet away and watched for a while. I hope you told it that “Pa loves Fa”
March 28, 20241 yr On 3/25/2024 at 2:27 PM, RPM said: I've seen Orkas playing in the bow wake of our ship like dolphins when I was in the Aleutians. Except they ain't dolphins! The coolest thing on a submarine was doing a surface transit when the sun is setting. The dolphins and the orcas would follow along doing fish shit
March 28, 20241 yr 3 hours ago, FartingMonk said: The coolest thing on a submarine was doing a surface transit when the sun is setting. The dolphins and the orcas would follow along doing fish shit Dolphins/orcas aren't fish, fyi.
March 28, 20241 yr Popular Post 4 minutes ago, Parliament said: Dolphins/orcas aren't fish, fyi. Edited March 28, 20241 yr by Pato del Muerto
March 29, 20241 yr 9 hours ago, hookem2010 said: It was sonaring you to investigate your feelings. It likely would have come closer but it sensed your fear. No magical experience for you.
March 29, 20241 yr Probably true, but I got that moment when a young dolphin decided to investigate a group of us in the water at Magen's Bay in St. Thomas for about 15 minutes, before Mama finally came and escorted him away. Dolphins and orcas are the best.
May 14, 20241 yr I did one of those swim with dolphins deal in the Bahamas. The ones they have at the Atlantis are about 400# of pure muscle. Badass animals.
May 14, 20241 yr 31 minutes ago, huge said: I did one of those swim with dolphins deal in the Bahamas. The ones they have at the Atlantis are about 400# of pure muscle. Badass animals.
July 6, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said: Seems familiar Lol those reddit links need a visual.
July 19, 20241 yr I'm just glad that they haven't acquired the taste for humans. But I fear the day that an Orca loses his way into the Gulf and accidentally eats a fat obese fucker from Houston vacationing in Destin, it may all change. All that fried food, no exercising fat gotta be tasty. That's gotta be like human toro.
July 20, 20241 yr On 7/19/2024 at 12:32 PM, crash_davis said: They're practicing for when they decide to start catapulting sharks onto cruise ships.
July 20, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, Ted Lange said: 9.0, 9.5, 9.0, 9.5...and a 6.0 from the Russian judge.
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