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Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.

 The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants. It is it's natural manure.

 

Two sentences, so sue me. 

9 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said:

Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction.

And for the record, 72 hours. We are at all times 72 hours away from total societal collapse. Enjoy your bourbon fellas. 

2 party system sucks ass.

Open borders or a welfare state---you only get to pick one.

It’s all bullshit. If you are not in DC getting your pockets fatter then the joke is on you.

You can't trust the Man, but you can post a shit related gif on what is left of Shaggy. 

"Toute nation a le gouvernement qu'elle mérite"

Every nation gets the government it deserves.

What a terrible era in which idiots govern the blind.

“When buying and selling are controlled by legislation the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.”

P. J. O'Rourke

The amount of worship TexAgs has for a politician directly correlates with how shitty that politician is.

Never underestimate people's willingness to believe something they want to hear.

Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party.  

No one should ever fear their government, but every government should fear the people.

4 hours ago, slorch said:

2 party system sucks ass.

Lol. Yeah because what we need is a third shitty party. So fucking stupid. 

There is nothing in the middle of the road but yellow stripes and dead armadillos

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4 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

Lol. Yeah because what we need is a third shitty party. So fucking stupid. 

Th@t’s not the point at all dude, but cling to that intellectual superiority.

 

There should be NO political parties.  Just candidates.

 

True primaries.

True platforms by the individual.

no ‘straight tickets’

 

 

8 hours ago, Bull Horn said:

“When buying and selling are controlled by legislation the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.”

P. J. O'Rourke

I was going to use this before I saw it already posted. So instead...

 

We will win an election when all the seats in the House and Senate and the chair behind the desk in the Oval Office and the whole bench of the Supreme Court are filled with people who wish they weren't there.-- P. J. O'Rourke
 

"For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."

---H.L. Mencken

 

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Once you realize that your own values and fears are not shared by the rest of the populace, it will start to make sense.

3 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Evil will always triumph because good is dumb. 

May the Schwartz be with you. 

A nation that provides 37 choices of peanut butter at the grocery story gave us Trump and Clinton to choose from.

A people get the government they deserve, apparently even the Khmer Rouge.  


I told those fucks down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!

Walter Sobchak

A man who is not a liberal at sixteen has no heart; a man who is not a conservative at sixty has no head. 

What does it profit a man, to gain the World,yet lose his soul.  Charles B. Gatewood

Neither party really gives a shit about the little guy, and we are ALL the little guy.

My Grandfather. 

6 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Neither party really gives a shit about the little guy, and we are ALL the little guy.

My Grandfather. 

He was a wise man. Unlike the guy that said you should start being xenophobic at 60. 

12 hours ago, Bull Horn said:

“When buying and selling are controlled by legislation the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.”

P. J. O'Rourke

There are too many fantastic P.J. quotes for me to pick another.

He was a wise man. Unlike the guy that said you should start being xenophobic at 60. 


Where was this said besides in your moronic head?

"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative."

John Stuart Mill
 

This is a sentence of political wisdom.

Sooner will a camel pass through the eye of a needle, than a great man be found by an election

"Make the sonofabitch deny it." LBJ, on throwing out a baseless accusation that one of his opponents fucked pigs. 

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