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Non Texas Recruiting 2025: Look at the poors trying so hard

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1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

Wow ... this apparently is really their locker room!

 

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And this comment to the tweet fit the thread title.

 

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Man that is embarrassing. On the other hand, it could hold some sentimental value.

"Hey kid, you see that dent and that stain there? That is where Reggie Bush was blasting Kim Kardashian at halftime while coach Carroll drew up his Heisman winning play."

21 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

Herman and his locker room demo hammer of Thor still make the Mount Rushmore of CFB cringe. 

Oh geez. For sure. If you didn’t know that Herman wasn’t going to be the guy once his coaching staff was announced, that scene with the sledge hammer should have sealed the deal. 

21 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

Herman and his locker room demo hammer of Thor still make the Mount Rushmore of CFB cringe. 

He has 2 up there. The backpack mockery on the sideline too. Drew Lock is a douche but Herman doing that was cringe as fuck.

2 hours ago, T-shirt Sip said:

He has 2 up there. The backpack mockery on the sideline too. Drew Lock is a douche but Herman doing that was cringe as fuck.

I think we were talking about early signs, but for sure you’re right on that. Flipping off cameras in national signing day was a highlight as well. 

I’m guessing Herman wins his way out of Florida Atlantic at some point and lands somewhere with more visibility.  When that happens, I am going to enjoy watching him embarrass some other program on their dime. 

10 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I think we were talking about early signs, but for sure you’re right on that. Flipping off cameras in national signing day was a highlight as well. 

I’m guessing Herman wins his way out of Florida Atlantic at some point and lands somewhere with more visibility.  When that happens, I am going to enjoy watching him embarrass some other program on their dime. 

 

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I think the first sign, and I'm pretty sure @closetojumping mentioned it as such at the time it happened, was him calling into the Houston sports talk station to berate the hosts for discussing rumors about, I think it was Kyle Allen.

On 6/14/2024 at 9:48 AM, Getafix said:

 

Wow ... this apparently is really their locker room!

 

Angry Will Ferrell GIF

 

 

 

And this comment to the tweet fit the thread title.

 

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4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Oh geez. For sure. If you didn’t know that Herman wasn’t going to be the guy once his coaching staff was announced, that scene with the sledge hammer should have sealed the deal. 

The grill and the cheek kisses were dead giveaways that he’s a tone deaf moron. 

41 minutes ago, Viper said:

I think the first sign, and I'm pretty sure @closetojumping mentioned it as such at the time it happened, was him calling into the Houston sports talk station to berate the hosts for discussing rumors about, I think it was Kyle Allen.

Oh that was a bad omen, along with him taking the opportunity at Bellaire Little League opening ceremonies to drone on for an hour as the stands grew more and more assertive in begging him to bring his speech to an end. 

8 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Oh that was a bad omen, along with him taking the opportunity at Bellaire Little League opening ceremonies to drone on for an hour as the stands grew more and more assertive in begging him to bring his speech to an end. 

Wait, what? More details please. 

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12 hours ago, T-shirt Sip said:

Wait, what? More details please. 

The idiot was invited to speak at the opening ceremonies while the UH coach. He lived in our neighborhood. 

It wasn’t but about 75-80 degrees, but it was cloudless. Hot enough and bright enough to make standing or sitting directly in it hot enough to be uncomfortable if one has to do it for too long. 

Most speakers for these things talk for 5-10 minutes and wish the league luck. Julia Morales spoke this year and she was great - had the mic for roughly 10 minutes and told a couple of stories and said good luck and moved on.

Herman goes out to the mound for his speech and drones on for an hour speaking in nothing but platitudes. It turned into a real life Charlie Brown scene where he wasn’t picking any cues up and was laser focused on telling his boring advice and the crowd became more and more hostile as kids began to melt on the field in the sun. Women went from quiet to groaning to openly shouting. When he finished, a small group of people clapped and he walked off the field triumphant, having educated all of us on what it takes to get to the top of the ranks in college football coaching. 

I’m not even sure he knew where he was. Someone likely just fed him his adderal, pushed him towards the field and told him to tell the crowd how smart and successful he was and it was like pushing a “play” button. 

 

Holy smokes, Michigan ... that cookie cake.  And how appropriate that our old friend sounds delighted.  

 

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55 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Holy smokes, Michigan ... that cookie cake.  And how appropriate that our old friend sounds delighted.  

 

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In all honest, I like cookie cake. 

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

Holy smokes, Michigan ... that cookie cake.  And how appropriate that our old friend sounds delighted.  

 

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They’re slipping…

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40 minutes ago, Mittens said:

"Look at the poors trying so hard"

 

I dunno. Maybe they should spend some money maintaining that field before they start flaunting exotics on it.

Tough for them to do since they don't own the stadium.

 

So, what's going on "in the 'Sip"?  (Or however they say it in Oxford, MS?) 

Three decommits today ... 

 

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And for the lulz, from Ole Miss 247 - 

 

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10 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

So, what's going on "in the 'Sip"?  (Or however they say it in Oxford, MS?) 

Three decommits today ... 

 

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And for the lulz, from Ole Miss 247 - 

 

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20 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

So, what's going on "in the 'Sip"?  (Or however they say it in Oxford, MS?) 

Three decommits today ... 

 

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And for the lulz, from Ole Miss 247 - 

 

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One of the best names in the class is off the board

Also this dude's been sort of floating around the edges of the regional powers without any of them pushing hard for him

 

I know I love talking about culture while taking a kid from Ole Miss whose teammates all actively hated him and dumped his shit outside the locker room

 

One of the least surprising possible destinations for that recruit

 

Ty Haywood commits to Alabama. That's two five stars in two days for DeBoer. Alabama now #1 class ranking in On3, passing Ohio State.

At least he didn't go to Oklahoma.

On 7/15/2024 at 2:58 PM, texifornia said:

He's trying so hard to fit in

 

he’s doing okay…

 

JKB making moves. Good for him, I’d rag on tech for promoting and paying this guy but glass houses and all that. 

Hopefully this is a Trend that continues once kid realizes money isn’t everything 

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9 minutes ago, D3zii said:

Hopefully this is a Trend that continues once kid realizes money isn’t everything 

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Looks like they are about to have a WR flip to Nebraska as well.

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Looks like they are about to have a WR flip to Nebraska as well.

Isaiah Mozee, I would guess.

3 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Looks like they are about to have a WR flip to Nebraska as well.

That's a shame 

5 hours ago, D3zii said:

Hopefully this is a Trend that continues once kid realizes money isn’t everything 

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Fuck you, Lanning and Phil Knight. 

5 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Fuck you, Lanning and Phil Knight. 

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