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Yikes.

https://www.espn.com/racing/nascar/story/_/id/37923747/jimmie-johnson-race-chicago-laws-found-dead

Jimmie Johnson will not race this weekend in NASCAR's Cup Series street race in Chicago following the deaths of his wife's parents and a nephew in Oklahoma.

The bodies of Jack Janway, 69; his wife, Terry Janway, 68; and their grandson Dalton Janway, 11, were discovered Monday at a home in Muskogee, Oklahoma, located about 50 miles southeast of Tulsa, Muskogee police spokesperson Lynn Hamlin said. Hamlin said investigators believe Terry Janway shot and killed her husband and grandson before shooting herself.

She looks like that evil bitch drug dealer on Ozark. Big news locally. 
 

 

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Definitely sad but doesn’t really seem like a newsworthy story imo. Happens everyday and it’s not like it was really his direct relatives either.

It’s big news for a small town regardless of the nascar connection, but making national news because of it for sure.

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2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Definitely sad but doesn’t really seem like a newsworthy story imo. Happens everyday and it’s not like it was really his direct relatives either.

If you became famous someday/somehow, the news would be snapping photos and writing stories about those sick 18'' chains from Amazon and why they are a bad look. 

 

Famous people have different rules.  

6 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Definitely sad but doesn’t really seem like a newsworthy story imo. Happens everyday and it’s not like it was really his direct relatives either.

Look at this fuggin guy.

11 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Definitely sad but doesn’t really seem like a newsworthy story imo. Happens everyday and it’s not like it was really his direct relatives either.

If it was Aaron Judge or another Yankee, you’d be the one posting about it. 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

If it was Aaron Judge or another Yankee, you’d be the one posting about it. 

Judge is quite a bit more famous than JJ. And still Judge’s in-laws doing this doesn’t seem like a big story. His parents or siblings? Yeah that’s a big story. Now this psycho cunt’s face is all over the news because she was loosely related to a nascar driver’s wife or something.

5 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Judge is quite a bit more famous than JJ. And still Judge’s in-laws doing this doesn’t seem like a big story. His parents or siblings? Yeah that’s a big story. Now this psycho cunt’s face is all over the news because she was loosely related to a nascar driver’s wife or something.

pornhub also considers the parent/child a loose relationship.

4 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Judge is quite a bit more famous than JJ.

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I had read it was the wife’s aunt killing her uncle and their kid. Not her parents with a grandkid dying. That is pretty fucked.

Just now, bschoolprof said:

No okie from muskogee jokes yet?

A place where even squares can have a ball?

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1 minute ago, Helobious said:

I had read it was the wife’s aunt killing her uncle and their kid. Not her parents with a grandkid dying. That is pretty fucked.

You are a special kind of stupid.

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3 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I had read it was the wife’s aunt killing her uncle and their kid. Not her parents with a grandkid dying. That is pretty fucked.

Is there a tiktok comment section we should be studying?

3 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I had read it was the wife’s aunt killing her uncle and their kid. Not her parents with a grandkid dying. That is pretty fucked.

I heard that they were killed by George Steinbrenner and Babe Ruth -- it was in the comments of a tik tok. seemed reliable 

Might have found him making a party out of lovin'.

1 minute ago, DigDug said:

Might have found him making a party out of lovin'.

She gave him the white lightnin', but wasn't much of a thrill  

46 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Happens everyday

Kind of an indictment on society, no? That a grandmother killing her husband and a 4 year old before herself is so ho hum? 
 

I disagree that this type of homicide is an everyday occurrence, but the casual cruelty of this desensitization is shitty

47 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I had read it was the wife’s aunt killing her uncle and their kid. Not her parents with a grandkid dying. That is pretty fucked.

This is what media illiteracy looks like, folks.

59 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

This is what illiteracy looks like, folks.

There you go. 

4 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said:

I heard that they were killed by George Steinbrenner and Babe Ruth -- it was in the comments of a tik tok. seemed reliable 

The Curse of the Bambino. 

4 hours ago, Helobious said:

Judge is quite a bit more famous than JJ. And still Judge’s in-laws doing this doesn’t seem like a big story. His parents or siblings? Yeah that’s a big story. Now this psycho cunt’s face is all over the news because she was loosely related to a nascar driver’s wife or something.

not according to this:

https://today.yougov.com/ratings/sports/popularity/contemporary-sports-personalities/all

64% of people know who Jimmie Johnson is, 60% know Judge

3 minutes ago, Helobious said:

According to that Carlos Santana (the Cleveland guardians DH) is more well-known than Russell Wilson. And Simone biles is more popular than Lebron. Seems legit 

What are you talking about Lebron is #2?

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I'm guessing you have it sorted by Popularity and Not Fame. Fame is how famous (recognizable) Popularity is how well they are liked.

 

2 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said:

What are you talking about Lebron is #2?

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I'm guessing you have it sorted by Popularity and Not Fame. Fame is how famous (recognizable) Popularity is how well they are liked.

 

Is there a bottom of that list?  I'd like to see it, because it's always fun to see my name on the internets.

7 minutes ago, Helobious said:

According to that Carlos Santana (the Cleveland guardians DH) is more well-known than Russell Wilson. And Simone biles is more popular than Lebron. Seems legit 

Simone Biles is fucking HUGE.  Multiple world championships, Olympic Champion, etc. 

1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

Simone Biles is fucking HUGE.  Multiple world championships, Olympic Champion, etc. 

ok. All in a sport no one cares about. She’s nowhere close to the stratosphere as Lebron in terms of popularity. But I’ll admit she’s more popular than I thought she was. She has 6.8 million instagram followers, which is only about 26 times fewer than Lebrons 156 million followers. 

5 hours ago, royiv said:

You are a special kind of stupid.

It is astounding he has made it this far. I am 1000% sure his mom only keeps plastic forks in the house. No way he hasn't tried to stick one into an outlet.

2 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

It is astounding he has made it this far. I am 1000% sure his mom only keeps plastic forks in the house. No way he hasn't tried to stick one into an outlet.

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10 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

It is astounding he has made it this far. I am 1000% sure his mom only keeps plastic forks in the house. No way he hasn't tried to stick one into an outlet.

Skimming over shit on the internet & posting about it when I probably shouldn’t = I’m so stupid I stick forks in outlets. Got it.

3 hours ago, Helobious said:

Skimming over shit on the internet & posting about it when I probably shouldn’t = I’m so stupid I stick forks in outlets. Got it.

That's the issue. 

9 hours ago, Helobious said:

Definitely sad but doesn’t really seem like a newsworthy story imo. Happens everyday and it’s not like it was really his direct relatives either.

You're an idiot.

Jimmie Johnson was so good he basically helped (along with several other contemporary factors) kill the foothold NASCAR had gained in terms of mainstream popularity during the 90s and early aughts by winning so fucking much.  

He's uhhh pretty well known.  

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I can attest, I fucking hated JJ with a passion. Between him and Chad, I wanted nothing good to happen for him. These days, I respect him for what he is. He is a HOF driver that is a competitor. He isn't a bad dude, but as an Earnhardt/ JR fan, fuck him. Condolences in this instance though. Terrible news.

CSB alert... there is a video from the mid/late 2000's that can still be found online where a nascar.com reporter caught me at tms. It was around 9am and I was already/still drunk. I gave the worst interview ever. I just said something about it being a fast track and I hope JJ loses. Something to that effect. It was baaaaad. It is still my finest moment to this day. I am famous, so deal with it losers.

9 hours ago, bschoolprof said:

No okie from muskogee jokes yet?

 

9 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

She gave him the white lightnin', but wasn't much of a thrill  

Mama Tried Succeeded

15 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

CSB alert... there is a video from the mid/late 2000's that can still be found online where a nascar.com reporter caught me at tms. It was around 9am and I was already/still drunk. I gave the worst interview ever. I just said something about it being a fast track and I hope JJ loses. Something to that effect. It was baaaaad. It is still my finest moment to this day. I am famous, so deal with it losers.

That actually was a cool story, bro.

I would really like to understand what happened but I also really think it’s none of my damn business.  

Probably caused by mental illness or meds or both. Lotta crazy ass old ladies out there living completely detached from reality

17 hours ago, sidis said:

nascar is still a thing?

christ.

crazy how motorsports wasnt merely a fad

I’ve heard of him and know his sport but I wouldn’t recognize him in a picture even if he was wearing a nascar uniform.

And as far as fame v. popularity, the more famous one is, the more haters they generally have. Everyone knows Lebron and tons of people hate him both because of who he’s played for and because cloak room. Biles is hugely known because the Olympics get massive ratings, but she’s also gotten a lot of haters, because cloak room. 

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