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Starters named:

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FTR it has been a huge pet peeve since I was a kid that they don't select the starting pitchers.

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Major League Baseball and Nike unveiled the uniforms for the 2023 MLB All-Star Game on Friday, revealing uniform designs that are themed after host city Seattle's "natural beauty with a print that blends elements of its neighboring ocean, forests, topography and the movement of air."

The American League uniforms feature light teal hues and the National League uniforms feature dark navy hues in keeping with that theme.

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That description about nature doesn't make these things any less ugly.

Fuck yeah,  Bryce Elder! Second year in the bigs, and heading to the all-star game. Now that I'm thinking about it, who was the last Horn to make it to the all-star game? Huston Street?

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11 hours ago, Blotto said:

Fuck yeah,  Bryce Elder! Second year in the bigs, and heading to the all-star game. Now that I'm thinking about it, who was the last Horn to make it to the all-star game? Huston Street?

Did you stop watching baseball in 2010?

13 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Michael Lorenzen, All-Star

Damn, just looked up his season. Do we have any more new Bryan LaHair members this year? 

 

Although it may need to be renamed after ol' boy Jose Trevino soon. 

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Holy shit this red carpet show is awful.  

Amsinger dressed like a clown and Harold acting like Harold.

Bring back having the players wear their own team’s uniforms - always liked seeing that as opposed to generic all-star unis for American/National Leagues. Yeah, I know, merch sales yada yada yada.

Now you get kids get off my lawn/yells at cloud.

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19 minutes ago, Bull Horn said:

Bring back having the players wear their own team’s uniforms - always liked seeing that as opposed to generic all-star unis for American/National Leagues. Yeah, I know, merch sales yada yada yada.

Now you get kids get off my lawn/yells at cloud.

This, because this is glorious:

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and 

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The Mariners had their Hometown Nine kids working the red carpet event today, so my godson got to spend the morning wandering around on the red carpet holding oversized baseball cards:
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13 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

This, because this is glorious:

 

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holy shit. The Astros getting 4 all stars in ‘79 probably matched their total for the rest of that decade.

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1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

holy shit. The Astros getting 4 all stars in ‘79 probably matched their total for the rest of that decade.

Who is that behind Dave Parker?  Sambito?  Who's next to him?  I assume that's Joaquin on the top row?  Who's on the right?

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As long as we're being grumpy old men about things, dark colored baseball pants are horrible, no exceptions.

Just now, Halohal said:

Astros vs. Everybody

People would get tired of the astros killing it !

LouBob you are on the clock for a catch

The 3 amigos all need one

Not sure I've ever seen a dark blue shirt/black pants combo. Pretty sure I dont want to see it again. 

Stfu talking to the pitcher when he is in his motion. 

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Mic’d up pitcher is duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumb

It kept smoltz’s trap mostly shut, so that’s a win

 

and monoah was fantastic with it last year 

59 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

As long as we're being grumpy old men about things, dark colored baseball pants are horrible, no exceptions.

This x1000.   It ain't fuckin beer league softball.  and pairing the navy jerseys with black pants is fucking genius.  

I really want them to be speaking to a player and it causes that player to f up a play.

3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

It kept smoltz’s trap mostly shut, so that’s a win

 

and monoah was fantastic with it last year 

I couldn’t remember that pitcher’s name, but he was awesome mic’d up last year. Especially when he found his groove out there

These guys are badasses so it probably doesn’t bother them much but it feels weird as hell to me. 

22 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Not sure I've ever seen a dark blue shirt/black pants combo. Pretty sure I dont want to see it again. 

Softball shit 

12 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Mic’d up pitcher is duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumb

I actually liked that bit.  Booth guys need to shut up, but listening to the pitcher talk while going through an inning was kinda cool. 

I do like the jawbreaker throw up catchers gear 

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30 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Not sure I've ever seen a dark blue shirt/black pants combo. Pretty sure I dont want to see it again. 

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3 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

I do like the jawbreaker throw up catchers gear 

Looks good 

8 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

These guys are badasses so it probably doesn’t bother them much but it feels weird as hell to me. 

I generally agree. I don’t even like that the coaches have to be interviewed during a game. I’m ok with it for the all star game though. And Monoah was entertaining as hell last year 

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