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I'm surprised everyone has missed his most obvious comp, Cooper Kupp. 

1 hour ago, Hornlover said:

He definitely has the moves like Jagger. 

 

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Maybe his job will be to pick-not-pick someone on short passes, and run straight go routes to pull a safety deep. Maybe catch one now and then when that safety busts his responsibility. 
 

or maybe his job will be arch’s roommate. 

33 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

I'm surprised everyone has missed his most obvious comp, Cooper Kupp. 

I always thought Kupp was some plucky underdog until I found out his dad & grandpa were both NFL draft picks. Now I just think he’s an underachiever with genes like that.

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

I always thought Kupp was some plucky underdog until I found out his dad & grandpa were both NFL draft picks. Now I just think he’s an underachiever with genes like that.

Now do Marty Cherry whose brother played for the Giants.

4 hours ago, Helobious said:

Actually watched some of his hudl for the first time this morning. He’s got a Highland Park name but a Lucas Lovejoy skillset for sure. Nice frame though and his track background gives me hope that he’ll be more than Jaggy McJagface or whatever you call him.

So you made your comment about him being a freak athlete without ever having actually seen him athleting?

3 hours ago, Vertigo said:

In fairness, he is a taller, thicker kid. Getting razor sharp cuts out of routes like Worthy or Cook is going to be harder for him. To me, he is the guy we hit on a deep post a couple of times per game while the defense is focused on Cook and company. 

To me, he is the guy shouting “do you want gatorade or water??” to that catching the deep post once that guy gets back to the sidelines. 

3 hours ago, Not a Sock said:

Look I am holding out hope that we are near the end of our decade long nightmare and we will soon be posting screen shots of other boards melting down about how they let some some white jag receiver go for 15 catches 230 yards and 2 td’s. Because god knows how many times Texas has made some opponents jag look like and All American with a career performance.

13 years. Not a decade. 13 years. I don’t see Ladd McJaggey helping to pull us out of this shit spiral, but I do like your optimism. 

47 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

To me, he is the guy shouting “do you want gatorade or water??” to that catching the deep post once that guy gets back to the sidelines. 

13 years. Not a decade. 13 years. I don’t see Ladd McJaggey helping to pull us out of this shit spiral, but I do like your optimism. 

I also think that it has been about 12 years since our last high school scholarship white jag wide receiver. We are due.

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Maybe his job will be to pick-not-pick someone on short passes, and run straight go routes to pull a safety deep. Maybe catch one now and then when that safety busts his responsibility. 
 

or maybe his job will be arch’s roommate. 

Ask Colt how his roommate did.

1 hour ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

So you made your comment about him being a freak athlete without ever having actually seen him athleting?

I saw 6’3 and some decent-ish track times. But the more I think about his 11.7 time in the 100m the less impressed I am

9 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I saw 6’3 and some decent-ish track times. But the more I think about his 11.7 time in the 100m the less impressed I am

He's got an extra gear at about 80 meters. 

20 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

We do know he hasn't ran track since his sophomore year right? 

*run

No, but slow as shit at a sophomore indicates what?

6 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

*run

No, but slow as shit at a sophomore indicates what?

That he ran the 100m once in HS doesn't mean shit. You might use his 200m since he ran it more than once and it compares to Worthy's HS times.  The dude isn't a track star, but let's not put him in the he slow group.

16 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

We do know he hasn't ran track since his sophomore year right? 

Why not?

16 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

We do know he hasn't ran track since his sophomore year right? 

That’s not a good thing imo. Really helps a lot with football, especially when you talk about the explosiveness that is cross-trained by the jumping events and the sprints.

On 7/15/2023 at 12:42 PM, longhornmatt said:

I was talking myself into the take after I saw his track times, but watching those cuts just now was like watching that shipping liner try to turn when it got stuck in the Suez Canal.

 

On 7/15/2023 at 4:45 PM, Helobious said:

I saw 6’3 and some decent-ish track times. But the more I think about his 11.7 time in the 100m the less impressed I am

Maybe you football savants should call the dumbasses at Georgia, LSU, Oregon, Tennessee, Oklahoma et al and tell them how lucky they are that he picked Texas...

26 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

Maybe you football savants should call the dumbasses at Georgia, LSU, Oregon, Tennessee, Oklahoma et al and tell them how lucky they are that he picked Texas...

Texas beat out South Carolina for the guy. Get a fucking grip.

20 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

South Carolina is SEC brother! Put some respect on em!

CTJ is obviously saying he's the next Alshon Jeffrey.

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6 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So 75%, or 9, of his catches he was tackled short of the goal line?

This would be a fireable offense in most professions.

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He catches well for a guy with a lunch pail in one hand.

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If his name was Lil'Parker Livingstone he would be a 5 star.

Did I do that right?

12-252-3 against the #3 team in state is ok, I guess. 

But if he's so good, why did his team get called for a penalty on that kick return TD?

I lol’d when I saw College Station has “C-Stat” on their jerseys. Is that supposed to inspire fear like they’re gangster?

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28 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

12-252-3 against the #3 team in state is ok, I guess. 

But if he's so good, why did his team get called for a penalty on that kick return TD?

Lack of focusness.

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25 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

CTJ awfully quiet now

ain't woke up from his night of jetsetting

14 minutes ago, EastTexan said:

ain't woke up from his night of jetsetting

probably still recovering from that 40-yard dash...

2 hours ago, FloridaHorn said:

He catches well for a guy with a lunch pail in one hand.

And a whistle in the other hand. 

Perhaps Chris Jackson and Steve Sarkisian know what a receiver looks like. He also threw a touchdown pass. Helluva job, Parker. Damn, that’s a sweet stat line, keep it up. 

(I submitted this a bit ago, but it didn’t show up, so if there’s a double post, shit is all borked.)

11 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

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Nonsense, I have it on good authority that he is jaggy mcjagerson. 

3 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

CTJ awfully quiet now

He’s busy checking to see if jadon blue is still on the roster. 

He reminds me of Cooper Kupp, Jason Sehorn, Raymond Berry and exactly 92.8% of the population in Vermont.

3 hours ago, nineliveslost said:

probably still recovering from that 40-yard dash...

Leave the man alone.  He Summers in Lumberton.  

1 hour ago, mantis toboggan said:

He’s busy checking to see if jadon blue is still on the roster. 

Isn’t he supposed to fist @futureman on the fifty during halftime?

10 hours ago, nineliveslost said:

probably still recovering from that 40-yard dash...

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The press box view in Tex’s Hudl gives much better perspective on many of his catches (he could have included what, another six four receptions?) College Station is apparently a legit opponent.

He’s actually fast, beating angles multiple times, and I’m glad he included the kickoff return that was called back, because it’s ridiculous. The slalom work he does soon after catching the kick is pretty fucking great. He’s going to be fun to watch, a nice combo of the ability to win contested balls, size to Moss a m’fer and speed/moves to run away from them. 

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5 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

The press box view in Tex’s Hudl gives much better perspective on many of his catches (he could have included what, another six four receptions?) College Station is apparently a legit opponent.

He’s actually fast, beating angles multiple times, and I’m glad he included the kickoff return that was called back, because it’s ridiculous. The slalom work he does soon after catching the kick is pretty fucking great. He’s going to be fun to watch, a nice combo of the ability to win contested balls, size to Moss a m’fer and speed/moves to run away from them. 

He has long strides with deceptive speed. I said in the recruiting thread but watching his old highlights you seldom see him get caught from behind, if at all. 

7 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

He has long strides with deceptive speed. I said in the recruiting thread but watching his old highlights you seldom see him get caught from behind, if at all. 

Are you saying he can pretty much fly, for a white guy?

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