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Texans, Fire Up Your VPNs/Present Your Government ID to View Porn Online (Now they want to ban all porn nation-wide)

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Iphone...theater.  They all have their risk of a blowout.

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  • Disco Strangler
    Disco Strangler

    Lifelong Texan here since born in Abilene in 1970.  Lived in Slow-deatha, Republic of Austin, SA.  Remember when we used to be “The Friendly State” with a mind your own business mentality.  The state

  • Patricio Swayze
    Patricio Swayze

    Registry for guns? No fucking way. Registry for viewing porn? Best idea since sliced bread.

  • This thread took an odd turn.  But I'm not going to kink shame you.

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59 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I was not aware the iPhone came with a feature to jerk you off 

Only when they made them water resistant and you could take them in the shower...

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16 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Only when they made them water resistant and you could take them in the shower...

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IMMA can you tell us more about the 350 vpn service? maybe you've posted on it previously but i don't see it.  

16 minutes ago, Dendox said:

IMMA can you tell us more about the 350 vpn service? maybe you've posted on it previously but i don't see it.  

Respects to imma, but pay for a VPN service. They're not expensive and it's well worth it for multiple reasons, porn notwithstanding.

I use Surfshark at home, I think I paid around $50-60 for 2 years of service up front.

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I wonder if this drives more political engagement.  Maybe a lot more single tissue voters?

On 5/13/2025 at 12:26 PM, Fudge Nuggets said:

My VPN works fine for the porno, but MLB.com can identify most if not all the very popular VPNs.  If you use one of those, you will still be blocked.

Who the fuck jacks off to baseball?

27 minutes ago, immamac said:

I mean it's not a super advertised feature, I just have a VPN server that if you ask for access I give. It's not meant to be some full time VPN it's just for getting around content blocks and shouldn't be used for prolonged amounts of time or big bandwidth intense activities. 

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28 minutes ago, immamac said:

I mean it's not a super advertised feature, I just have a VPN server that if you ask for access I give. It's not meant to be some full time VPN it's just for getting around content blocks and shouldn't be used for prolonged amounts of time or big bandwidth intense activities. 

we'll just be using it for a minute or two at a time.

3 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

Who the fuck jacks off to baseball?

I mean, if you have a rape fantasy, does it GET any hotter than "any rebroadcast without the express written consent of Major League Baseball?"

Asking for a friend.

Named Missing In Action.

8 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

Who the fuck jacks off to baseball?

 

Apparently lots of people.  You know when the play-by-play announcer says, "For those of you scoring at home..."

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13 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

Who the fuck jacks off to baseball?

So you missed the UT-aggy series a couple of weeks ago?

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean, if you have a rape fantasy, does it GET any hotter than "any rebroadcast without the express written consent of Major League Baseball?"

Asking for a friend.

Named Missing In Action.

as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, it will be a home run, and so that'll make it a 4–0 ballgame

19 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Only when they made them water resistant and you could take them in the shower...

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Samsung made the tab S9 water resistant. 

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4 hours ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

I wonder if this drives more political engagement.  Maybe a lot more single tissue voters?

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On 5/13/2025 at 1:48 AM, atomheartbevo said:

We knew they were going to make a run at all porn - it's what all of this was leading up to, to see how much people would tolerate in terms of barriers put in place against porn. I remember people saying that Texas wouldn't try and block porn, and well, they did with the age verification bullshit (really just a way to get a list of everybody trying to access porn).

Stock up on your porn, I expect this to move through pretty fast. This was a centerpiece for a lot of the Project 2025 people.

Lee Bill Establishes Obscenity Definition Across States - Mike Lee US Senator fo...

U.S. Senator Mike Lee (R-UT) introduced the Interstate Obscenity Definition Act today to clarify the legal definition of “obscenity” for all states, making the transmission of obscene content across state lines more easily prosecuted. U.S. Representative Mary Miller (R-IL) is the bill’s co-lead in the House of Representatives.

“Obscenity isn’t protected by the First Amendment, but hazy and unenforceable legal definitions have allowed extreme pornography to saturate American society and reach countless children,” said Senator Mike Lee. “Our bill updates the legal definition of obscenity for the internet age so this content can be taken down and its peddlers prosecuted.”

“The Interstate Obscenity Definition Act equips law enforcement with the tools they need to target and remove obscene material from the internet, which is alarmingly destructive and far outside the bounds of protected free speech under the Constitution. I’m proud to lead this effort in the House with Senator Lee to safeguard American families and ensure this dangerous material is kept out of our homes and off our screens.” – Representative Mary Miller

The Interstate Obscenity Definition Act (IODA) clarifies the definition of obscenity across all states and provides updated descriptions suited to modern content. The new definition removes dependence on ever-changing and elusive public opinion, replacing ambiguity with practical standards to make obscenity identifiable. This change will prevent obscene material such as pornography from evading prosecution by relying on the legal confusion of differing standards between states. Under IODA, law enforcement will be empowered to identify and prevent obscenity from being transmitted across state lines.

Obscenity is already unprotected speech under the First Amendment, but its current definition makes it difficult to assess and prosecute. The current legal definition of obscenity was taken from a Supreme Court case argued in 1973. Its standards are subjective and vague, making it difficult to apply with certainty to any given material. Using a pre-internet standard for modern times presents serious challenges – particularly when states use differing definitions for “obscenity” – and allows criminals to evade prosecution.

The Interstate Obscenity Definition Act (IODA):

  • Defines “obscenity” within the Communications Act of 1934 as content that: 
    • taken as a whole, appeals to the prurient interest in nudity, sex, or excretion, 
    • depicts, describes or represents actual or simulated sexual acts with the objective intent to arouse, titillate, or gratify the sexual desires of a person, and, 
    • taken as a whole, lacks serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value. 
  • Strengthens the existing general prohibition on obscenity in the Communications Act (47 U.S.C 223(a)) by removing the “intent” requirement that only prohibits the transmission of obscenity for the purposes abusing, threatening, or harassing a person.

EXCLUSIVE: New GOP Bill Seeks To Take Sledgehammer To Online Porn Industry | The Daily Caller

Congressional Republicans will introduce legislation Thursday that would severely crack down on internet pornography and potentially deal a major blow to the online porn industry.

Republican Utah Sen. Mike Lee and Republican Illinois Rep. Mary Miller’s Interstate Obscenity Definition Act would create a national definition of obscenity under the Communications Act of 1934 and amend the Supreme Court’s 1973 “Miller Test” for determining what qualifies as obscene, according to background on the bill exclusively obtained by the Daily Caller News Foundation. The bill would pave the way for the prosecution of obscene content disseminated across state lines or from foreign countries and open the door to federal restrictions or bans regarding online porn

correct me if I'm wrong, if I read this right Surlyhorns would be liable for publishing porn such as the pee in the butt thread?

8 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

correct me if I'm wrong, if I read this right Surlyhorns would be liable for publishing porn such as the pee in the butt thread?

NOOOOO!!!

Immamac's too pretty for prison!

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4 hours ago, J-Mart said:

Apparently lots of people.  You know when the play-by-play announcer says, "For those of you scoring at home..."

And if you're not, try flowers

31 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

correct me if I'm wrong, if I read this right Surlyhorns would be liable for publishing porn such as the pee in the butt thread?

Great, we’re getting shutdown again

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Great, we’re getting shutdown again

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Great, we’re getting shutdown again

Surly not

7 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Great, we’re getting shutdown again

Sources tell me Mike Lee owns several Eskimo Huts.

32 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

NOOOOO!!!

Immamac's too pretty for prison!

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Please spoiler that. There are children around.

10 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Please spoiler that. There are children around.

[Mike Lee] Well, there shouldn't be - this site is a den of filth.  [/Mike Lee]

40 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

[Mike Lee] Well, there shouldn't be - this site is a den of filth.  [/Mike Lee]

Well he wouldn’t be wrong 

5 hours ago, chainsaw said:

as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, it will be a home run, and so that'll make it a 4–0 ballgame

 

  

7 hours ago, Celery Man said:

Who the fuck jacks off to baseball?

 

 

Yes, I actually have a relevant story about this scene playing in the background with another person who was, thenceforth, referred to as "The Natural."

 

 

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No way this passes. The porn companies can send some very effective lobbyists to D.C.  

Proton has a sale right now. I think it’s like 80 bucks for two years. Timing is coincidental I’m sure. 

55 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

No way this passes. The porn companies can send some very effective lobbyists to D.C.  

And they’ve seen some shit in those lobbies adorned with black couches. 

58 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

No way this passes. The porn companies can send some very effective lobbyists to D.C.  

she’s ready 

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5 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

No way this passes. The porn companies can send some very effective lobbyists to D.C.  

Why didn't they send them to Austin?  Or Louisiana?  Seems like local pols would be cheaper to buy off in the short term.

18 hours ago, Celery Man said:

Who the fuck jacks off to baseball?

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Baseball is not only romantic, but sexy as hell.

10 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

No way this passes. The porn companies can send some very effective lobbyists to D.C.  

Based on that Russian chick who infiltrated the NRA it doesn't take much. 

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It looks like the government might have finally caught up with xvideos and xnxx. I’m told that both sites are down this morning. 

4 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

It looks like the government might have finally caught up with xvideos and xnxx. I’m told that both sites are down this morning. 

both working right now.

2 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

It looks like the government might have finally caught up with xvideos and xnxx. I’m told that both sites are down this morning. 

 

2 hours ago, BigDHornfan said:

both working right now.

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On 5/14/2025 at 11:36 AM, MC Fresh Breath said:

I wonder if this drives more political engagement.  Maybe a lot more single tissue voters?

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15 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Fire up those VPNs

14 minutes ago, royiv said:

Nanny state.

Big Government at its finest.  Since they won that victory, they won't stop - we will get feature creep at a massive level. They'll redefine what an "adult" site is, which could easily rope in a lot of online forums, etc. and probably try to expand the scope to mentions of marijuana, etc.

"To protect the children".

If I'm a VPN provider

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19 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Fire up those VPNs

 

Small gubmint! Personal responsibility!

Can someone learn me on vpn for iPhone? Does it matter which one? Are any of them free? Asking for a friend.

I use Proton VPN. It’s in the App Store. There is a free version. Also, I think if dontate to Surlyhorns, you can get one.

20 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Big Government at its finest.  Since they won that victory, they won't stop - we will get feature creep at a massive level. They'll redefine what an "adult" site is, which could easily rope in a lot of online forums, etc. and probably try to expand the scope to mentions of marijuana, etc.

"To protect the children".

If I'm a VPN provider

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Victoria's Secret should fire up the old print catalog and charge $1 for a monthly subscription.  They'd rake it in.

44 minutes ago, royiv said:

Nanny state.

 

26 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Small gubmint! Personal responsibility!

That's only when a Democrat is in charge

Otherwise, it's okay

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