February 28, 20241 yr "Ban pornography! Won't somebody think of the children!" (checks Ken Paxton's porn browser history) "Okay man, not what I meant about thinking about the children!"
February 28, 20241 yr Popular Post 57 minutes ago, YGIFS said: "Ban pornography! Won't somebody think of the children!" (checks Ken Paxton's porn browser history) "Okay man, not what I meant about thinking about the children!" This may be your best (and potentially shortest) post on this site.
February 28, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said: A good rule of thumb - CECLC 1, 3, 5, 7, 9 are all shit. CECLC 2, 4, 6, 8, 10 are pretty decent. Ah, the Star Trek Movie rule. Except Trek 10 was shit, but w/e
March 14, 20241 yr Yeah, just do what the youth pastor's do and create it under an alias, "Chicken Fucker"
March 14, 20241 yr 57 minutes ago, Beau Vine said: I'm glad our elected officials are protecting my freedoms.
March 14, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, crash_davis said: I'm glad our elected officials are protecting my freedoms. Yeah.....it's not about "protecting minors." It never was. It's about implementing and imposing the Puritanical Fundagelical Morality State of Texas. Period. Full stop. It's Christofascism, which is different from Islamofascism in only a few respects (yay....we can still buy bacon).
March 14, 20241 yr Author 2 hours ago, crash_davis said: I'm glad our elected officials are protecting my freedoms. 49 minutes ago, Brisketexan said: Yeah.....it's not about "protecting minors." It never was. It's about implementing and imposing the Puritanical Fundagelical Morality State of Texas. Period. Full stop. It's Christofascism, which is different from Islamofascism in only a few respects (yay....we can still buy bacon). Yeah, it’s a couple of weird millionaires/billionaires throwing some money around that are trying to make us worse than Mississippi and Florida.
March 14, 20241 yr Just now, atomheartbevo said: Yeah, it’s a couple of weird millionaires/billionaires throwing some money around that are trying to make us worse than Mississippi and Florida. And dipshits will keep voting for more of this shit because team politics, and by voting for more of it meaning they'll keep re-electing the assholes who pass this bullshit.
March 14, 20241 yr 3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said: Yeah, it’s a couple of weird millionaires/billionaires throwing some money around that are trying to make us worse than Mississippi and Florida. And they will succeed
March 14, 20241 yr 36 minutes ago, Smax said: And they will succeed have succeeded. FIF the actual truth. You live in the Fundagelical Christian State of Texas. Check your liberties - especially each and every of your sexual/bodily liberties, at the border.
March 14, 20241 yr On 2/27/2024 at 10:22 PM, Dahobbs said: This may be your best (and potentially shortest) post on this site. I'm virtually certain it's the shortest.
March 14, 20241 yr Interesting statement from ph saying that their answer to Texas law limiting protected speech is to limit that speech themselves.
March 14, 20241 yr No wonder why y’all are so busy online. Pornhub not accessible. Waiting for the lawsuits from people with an addiction to porn at some point. We live in very bizarre and strange times.
March 14, 20241 yr I know one Texas 'leader' who is already going back to the Lane Bryant catalogue. I mean, not to jerk off to. It's just where he gets his clothes.
March 14, 20241 yr 46 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said: I guess I am going to have to fall back in love with my wife. She has the password to your VPN, eh?
March 14, 20241 yr Author 49 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said: Interesting statement from ph saying that their answer to Texas law limiting protected speech is to limit that speech themselves. Unlikely the majority of porn sites, PornHub has American assets that Paxton can try and go after while the lawsuits are worked out. I’ll be telling any older relatives that ask for help that if they don’t get a VPN and instead do the ID verification thing, the state of Texas will know that they’ve accessed porn. I need to included VPN affiliate links when I mention that to them.
March 14, 20241 yr Back to doing things the old fashioned way..... Rotary? You’re gonna wank to the wankel?
March 14, 20241 yr Author 28 minutes ago, speed817 said: Back to doing things the old fashioned way..... Nah, I’m partially to the Sears, Montgomery Ward, or J C Penney catalogs - scroll through the below page for the 1940s through the 1990s http://www.wishbookweb.com/the-catalogs/
March 14, 20241 yr Did some research, all other sites still working as of now... Get your wacks in while you can.
March 14, 20241 yr 5 hours ago, Beau Vine said: This like capturing one feral hog and declaring the prevalence of online porn fixed. Internet porn will never die, just multiply.
March 14, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, speed817 said: Back to doing things the old fashioned way..... Montgomery Ward's bra section satiated my youth.
March 14, 20241 yr Windscribe is a VPN provider. I know nothing about them. But they have a thread from last summer on Twitter breaking all this down: a company (Envoc) behind the verification process is a contributor to GOP politics, so....take that how you wish. Not intending to cloak room this, but yeah, you get the idea. I pulled this from Reddit: Quote just pointing out that at least one company, Envoc, stands to gain from this law being passed. They currently handle the age verification system for Louisiana (which costs $$ for the end-user, aka you, to use), stand to be the vendor used in other states' age verification systems, and have donated heavily to congResscRitteRs who've pushed for such age verification laws. They're also pretty shady and unethical, but I guess those are beside the point. Thisxitter thread explains it better than I would
March 14, 20241 yr 2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said: Windscribe is a VPN provider. I know nothing about them. But they have a thread from last summer on Twitter breaking all this down: a company (Envoc) behind the verification process is a contributor to GOP politics, so....take that how you wish. Not intending to cloak room this, but yeah, you get the idea. I pulled this from Reddit: Gubment bad. But let me give all my personal info to the gubment to watch porn so the gubment can protect the yewts. I want to see a leaked list of the fucking idiots who sign up for this shit.
March 14, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, speed817 said: Back to doing things the old fashioned way..... You can have my Rotary Wankel porn when you pry it from my dead carpal-tunneled hands.
March 14, 20241 yr 6 hours ago, Captainant said: lol why would you make an account on pornhub So you can save your favorites
March 14, 20241 yr 24 minutes ago, crash_davis said: Gubment bad. But let me give all my personal info to the gubment to watch porn so the gubment can protect the yewts. I want to see a leaked list of the fucking idiots who sign up for this shit.
March 14, 20241 yr 5 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said: Time for a 21 load salute Considering the average age of Surly, you are not going to get 7 Surlys to line up and fire off 3 rounds. It's going to take 21 to 25 of them to get 21 shots fired.
March 14, 20241 yr 4 minutes ago, F250 said: Considering the average age of Surly, you are not going to get 7 Surlys to line up and fire off 3 rounds. It's going to take 21 to 25 of them to get 21 shots fired. South Austin's mom...
March 14, 20241 yr Pornhub was making us all lazy anyway. Back in my day we searched for shady bittorrents and we liked it.
March 14, 20241 yr 5 minutes ago, Valmy77 said: Pornhub was making us all lazy anyway. Back in my day we searched for shady bittorrents and we liked it. And then you watched some Slavic soldier get a knife to the neck instead of the Brittany spears sextape
March 14, 20241 yr Author 6 minutes ago, Valmy77 said: Pornhub was making us all lazy anyway. Back in my day we searched for shady bittorrents and we liked it. Paxton’s wife thinks PornHub = entire industry and that there are no easy work arounds.
March 14, 20241 yr 12 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said: Paxton’s wife thinks PornHub = entire industry and that there are no easy work arounds. Imagine the staffer that has to sit down these chucklefucks and explain to them what a VPN is. I'm also picturing a wave of anti-VPN legislation in the near future.
March 14, 20241 yr I know. Instead of getting your porn in 2 seconds you might need 10 seconds. On the other hand, right wing politics is more popular among men so I hope these Republican politicians keep going after our porn. 18 minutes ago, seven said: And then you watched some Slavic soldier get a knife to the neck instead of the Brittany spears sextape It built character.
March 14, 20241 yr 3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said: Imagine the staffer that has to sit down these chucklefucks and explain to them what a VPN is. I'm also picturing a wave of anti-VPN legislation in the near future. I’m sure a few of these lawmakers are invested in VPN companies and we don’t even know it.
March 14, 20241 yr 26 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said: Paxton’s wife thinks PornHub = entire industry and that there are no easy work arounds. Of course she thinks sex is harmful. She's fucking Ken Paxton.
March 14, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, seven said: So you can save your favorites Xvideo saves your history without creating an account. Not sure that's a good thing but it makes "things" simpler.
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