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2 hours ago, ztejas said:

Draw gets us through "tonight".

Debating on trying to wake up then go back to bed. I'd like to think they aren't actually going to lose to Portugal

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Gonna be pissed if I took a nap, made coffee, and set up international calls just so we lose. 

My guess is we come in 3rd in the tournament, but damn, I want to win the group! 

 

Record it. Wake up and check the score. If they won or tied, watch what you want. If they lose, try not to laugh so hard that you wake up the neighborhood. 

The team has been so shitty that I wouldn’t suggest that you wake up to watch them. They are not worth losing sleep over. 

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Man I was asleep like a fucking rock.

Gonna pay for this shit at work but let's do it. Getting a biggie bag at Wendy's and gonna vodka up this iced tea. 

LETS GO LADIES!

41 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

The team has been so shitty that I wouldn’t suggest that you wake up to watch them. They are not worth losing sleep over. 

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2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

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Man I was asleep like a fucking rock.

Gonna pay for this shit at work but let's do it. Getting a biggie bag at Wendy's and gonna vodka up this iced tea. 

LETS GO LADIES!

Just ran out for a free whataburger through the app*.  About to wake up my daughter. LFG. 

 

*I think I actually paid like 55 cents for cheese.  The bacon +1.50 seemed too bougie. 

We look peppy early. Clearly trying to play to win the group.

NED up 2-0 already. 

Thanks, Vietnam. 🙄

Walked through the living room, stomach full of Whataburger, on way to climbing the stairs to wake up dear daughter, and she already had the game on. 

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watching this women's team is kind of like watching the men. ugh. 

NED 3-0.

Vietnam isn't even going to give us a chance. 

Let's just get through and worry about the rest later. 

 

Just now, hayden_horn said:

jesus vietnam

 Too beaucoup. 

If we don't get one soon we need to drop our line and slow the pace down. 

Just now, ztejas said:

If we don't get one soon we need to drop our line and slow the pace down. 

agreed because they are going to punch in a counter on us

Ball was in the whole time. Williams needs to not Wondo that shit. 

Also if Dunn could quit being a massive liability that would help. 

10 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

agreed because they are going to punch in a counter on us

Certainly looks that way. 

They do not look clean, like they were at a Surly tailgate last night. Portugal is playing fast and a set up to break up the attack. Fuck it, my first meeting is at 5 PM tomorrow, opening a beer. 

 

Has let them play physical then calls a candy ass yellow like that. 

She is English I think. Still pissed her ancestor got popped on Breed's Hill. 

 

4 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

They do not look clean, like they were at a Surly tailgate last night. Portugal is playing fast and a set up to break up the attack. Fuck it, my first meeting is at 5 PM tomorrow, opening a beer. 

 

Mines at 9am but it’s just lawyers. 

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

Mines at 9am but it’s just lawyers. 

Cool, so going on in drunk? I like your style. 

Ladies need to push it to the right side. 

7 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

That’s a book?

 

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Has let them play physical then calls a candy ass yellow like that. 

yeah and now our most creative player is out next game.

thought she did earn the yellow there though

1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

Cool, so going on in drunk? I like your style. 

Ladies need to push it to the right side. 

Sir. Please. This is a Whataburger. 
 

 

1 minute ago, hayden_horn said:

thought she did earn the yellow there though

With how she's called the game absolutely not. I don't think Lavelle even had a foul before then and it was in Portgual's half. 

Just now, hayden_horn said:

alright alright i like that shot on goal

I was cracking on my boy last weekend playing indoor cause he was striking some real heaters. Right to the goalie. 

7 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

 

yeah and now our most creative player is out next game.

thought she did earn the yellow there though

Looked very very soft on the replay. 

Discussion panel at the half harsh but accurate.

No plan. No coordination. Not good enough.

10 minutes ago, ztejas said:

With how she's called the game absolutely not. I don't think Lavelle even had a foul before then and it was in Portgual's half. 

 

4 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Looked very very soft on the replay. 

yeah I've changed my mind. she didn't extend her leg at all.

Just now, RamjetFDO said:

Discussion panel at the half harsh but accurate.

No plan. No coordination. Not good enough.
 

yes. having lavelle out there is smart. 

that's about all i can say that it's at all positive

also it's times like this i miss and simultaneously do not miss drinking.

I'm not high enough for this halfass effort though. 

2 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

also it's times like this i miss and simultaneously do not miss drinking.

I'm not high enough for this halfass effort though. 

There are ways to change that....  

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