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17 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

I swear to God, right before the corner, I think Pique is telling his team he's going to get a handball and give them a penalty. (38:40 if you want to see what I'm talking about).

I ran that back to watch it, and Pique does throw his arm up when explaining something. Too bad I can't read lips in Spanish.

 

31 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

That'd be awesome if Russia beats Spain.

 

Gotta hit record, heading to mass!

It would be funny if Spain lost this game, but really no, fuck Russia.

7 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

spain has over 500 passes already-  holy shit, we still have 35 mins to go

It's a Simpson's soccer special.  

20 minutes ago, ScottishHorn said:

Spain is very disappointing.  Russia is not very good.  Spain, even if they get past this game, will be out next round.  They have no offense 

Spanish MO right here. They barely extend themselves in these tournaments.

Is there some FIFA strong-arm bullshit where they don’t allow tv announcers to disagree with the refs?

 

Not specific to any call right now - just something after watching the last two days.

Russia won’t tire all hopped up on the deer antler piss, not sure if tiki-taka will break them down.  Number 10 from Russia is out there getting a piece of everyone since coming in. 

I have no earthly idea what spain is doing here.  they are more fucking concerned that they are going to fuck up than they are they should score

Should be concerning when old ass Iniesta is making the most dangerous runs for Spain. 

I guess its a good thing this game is on sunday morning, most americans who might lose interest in soccer are at church right now and missing this snoozer

 Need to bring on Thiago, Spain is dead in the middle. 

3 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I have no earthly idea what spain is doing here.  they are more fucking concerned that they are going to fuck up than they are they should score

They aren't the only ones that play way to afraid to lose, but it really sucks when you have to watch a game of it.

Lol, Russians cramping?  Water break!

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sigh... the english announcer doing his best here..... just used the word, gripping....   uh no, no its anything but gripping. 

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

no aly, there has been no toll on russia, they've barely had to move you ignorant _____

Yep, 2/3 of Spain’s passes have been just swinging the ball aroud the back. 

I wonder if Vlad paid off the spanish players?

 

because lets be honest here.... they really dont even look like they have tried this whole game.   Hell they didnt even score their own goal 

no aly its not the beauty of tactics.... its a fucking terrible attempt by spain to want to go to the PK rounds. 

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1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I wonder if Vlad paid off the spanish players?

 

because lets be honest here.... they really dont even look like they have tried this whole game.   Hell they didnt even score their own goal 

the thread title was meant in jest.... ha ha... it is to laugh.... shirley not.......

Fox...if you show me some hot Russian babes I'll start rooting for them.  I hate the way Spain plays anyway

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the optics are really bad though..... the fighting vlads have looked completely incapable of threatening much less scoring in the run of play.  if russia advance the paid-off meme is going to be uncontainable.   spain throwing this game, even at 1m euros for every one, is pocket change for vlad.  and this is fifa.

I just dont understand how a team like Spain, which is a shitload better than Russia, made  maybe, 2 attacking attempts this whole half?

They played for extra time, they didnt even try.

sigh... the english announcer doing his best here..... just used the word, gripping....   uh no, no its anything but gripping. 


For some reason I can’t stream Telemundo on my DTV app so I’m stuck with the color analyst from Hell. I mean English guy is fine but can color lady even speak in complete sentences?
3 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

the optics are really bad though..... the fighting vlads have looked completely incapable of threatening much less scoring in the run of play.  if russia advance the paid-off meme is going to be uncontainable.   spain throwing this game, even at 1m euros for every one, is pocket change for vlad.  and this is fifa.

There are enough professional players on Spain's team that 1M Euro isnt that much for them to throw it.  now, 10M, thats a diff story, and just like you said, its not like 230M is a drop in the bucket for Vlad.    

I would think if they were going to throw it, it would have to be at least 5M if not 10M per player

7 minutes ago, ScottishHorn said:

Fox...if you show me some hot Russian babes I'll start rooting for them.  I hate the way Spain plays anyway

The way this match is playing out, I'd much rather view the Russian women in the crowd.

wtf were the 2 spanish idiots doing... they both ran into each other and fell to the ground..

 

they are really REALLY making this look like they threw the match

I did hear that Spain has 700 more passes completed than Russia has completed today.   thats fucking bonkers

Please show us more unattractive Russians eating stadium food. 

The way this match is playing out, I'd much rather view the Russian women in the crowd.
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4 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I did hear that Spain has 700 more passes completed than Russia has completed today.   thats fucking bonkers

I guess? All they are doing is passing along the back line over and over.

 

 

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For some reason I can’t stream Telemundo on my DTV app so I’m stuck with the color analyst from Hell. I mean English guy is fine but can color lady even speak in complete sentences?


She’s terrible but #firstwomanevar and she has enough female fans and white knights sucking her dick on Twitter so I sure she’ll be around for a long time. Someone even suggested she should call PL this year. Please. No.

wow- Spain made a real attempt to score a goal there.   they failed, but that was an actual shot on goal

12 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

There are enough professional players on Spain's team that 1M Euro isnt that much for them to throw it.  now, 10M, thats a diff story, and just like you said, its not like 230M is a drop in the bucket for Vlad.    

I would think if they were going to throw it, it would have to be at least 5M if not 10M per player

They aren't throwing it.  Spain is just inept.  The only game that looks like a thrown game in this tournament was Egypt/Russia.  That was pathetic.  

Just now, Buzzrock said:

 


She’s terrible but #firstwomanevar and she has enough female fans and white knights sucking her dick on Twitter so I sure she’ll be around for a long time. Someone even suggested she should call PL this year. Please. No.

 

Fox doesn’t do PL games (I think?), us bundesliga fans are going to have to deal with her shit. 

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