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All the news has now shifted to we will know in 2 or 3 hours and that the rumors they have found and investigated the site are "incorrect" at this time...

 

Screams to me that they are all dead and are going to try and lock down everything they can and announce it late at night (its like 8 or so Iranian time right now). There are already reports of celebrations and fireworks from pockets of folks celebrating his death...

19 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

 

3. Which Surly poster will out their fetish on this thread?

All of them.

1 hour ago, B00M said:

Damn that fog looks THICC!

 

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22 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

All the news has now shifted to we will know in 2 or 3 hours and that the rumors they have found and investigated the site are "incorrect" at this time...

 

Screams to me that they are all dead and are going to try and lock down everything they can and announce it late at night (its like 8 or so Iranian time right now). There are already reports of celebrations and fireworks from pockets of folks celebrating his death...

Please post more of this news.  I am looking for inspiration for own way of celebrating the deaths of former heads of State.  And am totally open to new ideas.  Fireworks, Poppy Enemas, whatever.  Let's light this shit.  

Please post more of this news.  I am looking for inspiration for own way of celebrating the deaths of former heads of State.  And am totally open to new ideas.  Fireworks, Poppy Enemas, whatever.  Let's light this shit.  

I’m putting the kibosh on your fireworks enema idea. Just FYI.
13 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

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Took some effort, and likely a NSFW tag, but fitting for the subject matter.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


I’m putting the kibosh on your fireworks enema idea. Just FYI.

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1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Please post more of this news.  I am looking for inspiration for own way of celebrating the deaths of former heads of State.  And am totally open to new ideas.  Fireworks, Poppy Enemas, whatever.  Let's light this shit.  

 

Find it hard to believe that their weren’t multiple tracking devices on the helicopter nor any other air assets escorting close enough that they wouldn’t be able to pinpoint a very small area where the choppa went down. I bet they found the crash site almost immediately, and they’re drawing it out as long as possible to shore up security

Uh huh. Sure. Mossad was known to be working in the area, so they put a couple of their highest ranking leaders on a fucking helo without any escorts? It’s crazy how little they even bother trying to craft a believable story. At best, if that was the truth, they are completely incompetent. At worst, that’s essentially admitting that someone in your own government arranged for them to be taken out. 

28 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Only took like 4 hours but...

 

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To be honest, I'm surprised it took that long.  Granted, I have no idea as to what as happened, but I'm shocked the Israeli's didn't get the blame almost immediately.  

CNN 

Rescue crews haven't yet located the crash site of the helicopter carrying Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi, the head of Iran’s Red Crescent Society, Pir-Hossein Koulivand, told Iranian state TV IRINN.

Earlier, a military commander said the aircraft's exact location had been detectedthrough a signal from the helicopter and a mobile phone of a crew member, according to state news agency IRNA.

The crews are still searching around where the signals were detected, Koulivand said. 

Harsh weather conditions and heavy fog have made the search for the crash site very difficult. It is now just after 1 a.m. local time in the remote, mountainous province.

I always wonder how there is no technology to find a whole crashed helicopter or other missings, but I can see my garbage can on google earth.

 

(I mean, I assume the u.s. knows.)

I always wonder how there is no technology to find a whole crashed helicopter or other missings, but I can see my garbage can on google earth.
 
(I mean, I assume the u.s. knows.)

I’m just GUESSING, but I’m pretty sure that Iran doesn’t have a robust spy satellite system.
9 minutes ago, Slacks said:

I always wonder how there is no technology to find a whole crashed helicopter or other missings, but I can see my garbage can on google earth.

 

(I mean, I assume the u.s. knows.)

You’re going to get a kick out of this Malaysian airline story I know 

27 minutes ago, Slacks said:

... a whole crashed ...

Little bit oxymoronic... 

So it looks like Turkey sent them a drone and the drone has found the wreckage and are directing the search party towards the crash. They are live streaming ....

 

 

My guess, after how long it has been and how cold/wet it is up there, anyone that may have survived impact is dead anyways...

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37 minutes ago, Slacks said:

I always wonder how there is no technology to find a whole crashed helicopter or other missings, but I can see my garbage can on google earth.

 

(I mean, I assume the u.s. knows.)

Maybe because on Google Earth you have to enter the location you want to look at.

until the Ayatollahs are gone, nothing will change

23 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

until the Ayatollahs are gone, nothing will change

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13 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

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But Marge, it works on any Ayatollah! 

2 hours ago, AnTiM said:

Maybe because on Google Earth you have to enter the location you want to look at.

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1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

Lolwut

He's right when it comes to being able to zero in on a thing at a place. 

You're thinking like I'm thinking... "Everything is in that satellite image."

Ok. So I've come up with an AI idea that already exists. Who wants to help me build it better?

1 hour ago, Laxtonto said:

 

Looks more like a "splat" than a hard landing.

CHIEF

1 minute ago, CHIEF said:

Looks more like a "splat" than a hard landing.

CHIEF

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Not 100% if this is accurate... but

There’s a photo of the choppa taking off in the WSJ, looks like a US Huey from the Vietnam era. 

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1 hour ago, Slacks said:

He's right when it comes to being able to zero in on a thing at a place. 

You're thinking like I'm thinking... "Everything is in that satellite image."

Ok. So I've come up with an AI idea that already exists. Who wants to help me build it better?

Does this involve drones flying over beaches during spring break?

2 hours ago, Slacks said:

He's right when it comes to being able to zero in on a thing at a place. 

You're thinking like I'm thinking... "Everything is in that satellite image."

Ok. So I've come up with an AI idea that already exists. Who wants to help me build it better?

Nope. 

Lots of people saying it's confirmed. 

JUST IN: Iran's President Ebrahim Raisi is confirmed dead after rescuers reached the crash site.

Foreign Minister Hossein Amir-Abdollahian is also dead.

The discovery came after a long night of searching in freezing conditions. 

Shortly before the discovery, Iranian Red Crescent Society head Pir-Hossein Kolivand said the situation was “not good.”

According to Reuters, the helicopter was completely burned in the crash.

 

Edited by KYHorn

CNN 

Search and rescue teams that reached the crash site of a helicopter carrying Iran’s President Ebrahim Raisi and Foreign Minister Hossein Amir Abdollahian said they found no survivors, Iranian state news agency IRINN and semi-official news agency Mehr News reported on Monday.

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So bye-bye, Mr. Iranian guy
flew my Choppa and it drop-a

into the mountain so wide.      

And the good old pilot was watching his phone the whole time, singing 

“Whatever happened to Demi this time? This will be the day that I die.”

35 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

 

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2 hours ago, CHIEF said:

Looks more like a "splat" than a hard landing.

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The whole "hard landing" aspect of this thing is the most absurd.

Who told the unfortunate spokesperson of whatever rank to say that? Based on what? Personal knowledge? What the helicopter pilot said after the "hard landing"? I mean, the answer to any of these immediately triggers the automatic "that's fucking bullshit" flashing sign. 

Hard landing. On a mountain. In impenetrable fog. Don't know where it happened. Don't know what happened. They disappeared. Hard landing.

We 're sure they're okay.

The situation points to a small group of idiots who get a pass for saying the dumbest, more unbelievable shit that everyone is supposed to somehow go along with because they have power. So, everyone else is all like "yeah."

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

CNN 

Search and rescue teams that reached the crash site of a helicopter carrying Iran’s President Ebrahim Raisi and Foreign Minister Hossein Amir Abdollahian said they found no survivors, Iranian state news agency IRINN and semi-official news agency Mehr News reported on Monday.

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6 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Episode 2 Whatever GIF

RIP pilot's extended family. 

1 hour ago, bolverk said:

The situation points to a small group of idiots who get a pass for saying the dumbest, more unbelievable shit that everyone is supposed to somehow go along with because they have power. So, everyone else is all like "yeah."

Bunch of their folks are claiming Israel did it, because fog and mountains can’t do it alone, so yeah, dumbasses.  I won’t be surprised to wake up and see them officially blaming Israel.

1 hour ago, Agent 13 said:

RIP pilot's extended family. 

They are being rounded up as we speak.

Thinking about Yasamin Hashdari from Anzali, Negin Rezaei from Fuman, Shiva Shah Siah and Vahedeh Khoshsirat from Lahijan, and Jelveh Javaheri, Zahra Dadras, Zohreh Dadras, Matin Yazdani, Forough SameiNia, Azadeh Chavoshian, and Sara Jahani and her husband, Human Taheri when I say: well, alright!

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