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On 6/26/2019 at 8:40 PM, SurlyBDR said:

Posting this here because it doesn't belong in any Texas thread. This dude tells you all about why Texas will suck this year, then finishes it with "we'll find out how good y'all are this year when you play LSU." 

Sounds like some SECSECSEC bullshit to me, which is completely fitting of ousux.

 

Dumbass shit. This guy is an SEC nut rider...

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    My mother's brother.

  • Trojan Man
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    I was banned from commenting on The Athletic a few months ago because I called an OU fan a fucking dumbass for insisting Muschamp 2.0 would be an improvement over Riley.  The jilted ex-girlfriends hav

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    You admitted to not watching a Texas ou game. You have lost the privilege to make demands in the ou thread. 

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On 6/27/2019 at 12:18 PM, Elihu Smails said:

take the loss, pussy

 

On 6/27/2019 at 6:10 PM, Elihu Smails said:

Was this before or after Kyler kicked his ass in the title game?  Maybe Sam can sell Kyler insurance down the line.

Fuck off, troll

I didnt post that with an ounce of seriousness, but I was high and forgot to include a disclosure. After seeing the responses it got, I realized what I had done. Ma'bad, y'all. 

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I didn't see anyone post this couple who showed up to the OU baseball series this year.

6 hours ago, LonghornD said:

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I didn't see anyone post this couple who showed up to the OU baseball series this year.

I gotta admit it... the beer can hair rollers are pretty damned funny. I'd still want to spray anything she touches with disinfectant, but she gets a happy face sticker for effort.

Looks like Kennedy Brooks has been missing summer workouts.

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35 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Looks like Kennedy Brooks has been missing summer workouts.

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2 hours ago, Machinator said:

Looks like Kennedy Brooks has been missing summer workouts.

So, they've got, what, Sermon and Pledger behind him? Do they have any other RBs worth mentioning? Slide some of their FBs to RB?

Their pets' heads may not be falling off with this news, but it's not exactly "no big deal," either.

3 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

So, they've got, what, Sermon and Pledger behind him? Do they have any other RBs worth mentioning? Slide some of their FBs to RB?

Their pets' heads may not be falling off with this news, but it's not exactly "no big deal," either.

They signed a JUCO RB that we were after.

3 hours ago, Machinator said:

Looks like Kennedy Brooks has been missing summer workouts.

Did the 247 article mention why?

50 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

Did the 247 article mention why?

maybe he looked up and realized just exactly where he was ? 

On 7/1/2019 at 11:12 AM, LonghornD said:

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I didn't see anyone post this couple who showed up to the OU baseball series this year.

the skinned up knees and walking boot are a nice touch

Physically violent toward a girl eh? Is this a Frank Shannon attempted rape type deal or a run of the mill DGB throwing a girl down a flight of stairs or Joe Mixon breaking a girl’s face situation? So many possibilities.

In any case, welcome to the wifebeater cover up club, Lincoln Riley. Nobody covers up shit like this like scumbag $ooners.

Because $ooner fans, admins, coaches, etc. couldn’t care less about violence against girls as long as the POS can play. Zero repercussions up there.

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

 

nm

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Wrong thread

lol at all of the answered sooner "prayers" in the responses

those hillbilly asshats are so predictable

On 7/1/2019 at 11:12 AM, LonghornD said:

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I didn't see anyone post this couple who showed up to the OU baseball series this year.

Reminds me of when Randy Marsh in South Park fought through all of the little league dads to fight the "Bat Dad" in the championship game. 

24 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Oklahoma, ladies and gentlemen

 

Oklahoma is Florida if you add in meth and despair.  

Uranium? That’s an oops that has Rick Perry’s name written all over it.

Thx @Goodman for this info...

Another blOU bullshit fact:

28. For the fifth consecutive year, Oklahoma has no back-to-back conference road games. Six Big 12 schools will play back-to-backs this season, six did last season as well, and eight did in 2017. But not the Sooners, since 2014. Don’t forget the gift basket for the league office, Lincoln Riley.

https://sports.yahoo.com/40-things-to-know-about-the-2019-college-football-schedule-035935239.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer_us=aHR0cHM6Ly90LmNvL3N4RzVzbGZPaG0&guce_referrer_cs=LgAchWpb1aJRgaHViYgfKg

 

3 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Thx @Goodman for this info...

Another blOU bullshit fact:

28. For the fifth consecutive year, Oklahoma has no back-to-back conference road games. Six Big 12 schools will play back-to-backs this season, six did last season as well, and eight did in 2017. But not the Sooners, since 2014.

 

 

It must be working...OU hasn't lost a road game since...... 2014.

 

 

3 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Thx @Goodman for this info...

Another blOU bullshit fact:

28. For the fifth consecutive year, Oklahoma has no back-to-back conference road games. Six Big 12 schools will play back-to-backs this season, six did last season as well, and eight did in 2017. But not the Sooners, since 2014. Don’t forget the gift basket for the league office, Lincoln Riley.

https://sports.yahoo.com/40-things-to-know-about-the-2019-college-football-schedule-035935239.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer_us=aHR0cHM6Ly90LmNvL3N4RzVzbGZPaG0&guce_referrer_cs=LgAchWpb1aJRgaHViYgfKg

 

How’re they able to not play back 2 back road games but everyone else is?

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And here's the other side of the Kennedy Brooks story. Not great, Bob!

 

Just now, texifornia said:

And here's the other side of the Kennedy Brooks story. Not great, Bob!

 

What is this a fucking lifetime special? 

Oh look, OU protecting ANOTHER woman beater. 

Totally shocked. Riley ain’t no better than Stoops. School is garbage 

looks like an old lesbian couple that is opening a dog-friendly used book store/ coffee shop

NTTAWTT   

23 hours ago, Glenn Quagmire Pilot said:


It’s good to be king of the conference

I guess the tradeoff is being king of choking on the national stage. 

14 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

looks like an old lesbian couple that is opening a dog-friendly used book store/ coffee shop

NTTAWTT   

I thought Leslie was no longer with us.  Guess I was wrong...

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

I guess the tradeoff is being king of choking on the national stage. 

In absolute terms, that would still be a good trade off. Especially if you consider all the other individual accolades.   But they have won big games on the national stage. And as the adage goes, you make 0% of the shots you dont take.   I'd rather have a shot and lose than having no shot at all, if I am being honest. And being  a pilot, I take honestly seriously. 

8 minutes ago, Glenn Quagmire Pilot said:

In absolute terms, that would still be a good trade off. Especially if you consider all the other individual accolades.   But they have won big games on the national stage. And as the adage goes, you make 0% of the shots you dont take.   I'd rather have a shot and lose than having no shot at all, if I am being honest. And being  a pilot, I take honestly seriously. 

0 for 6 in national title or playoff games since 2000. At what point is it just insufferable? Does OU need to make it 10 straight Ls?

12 minutes ago, ztejas said:

0 for 6 in national title or playoff games since 2000. At what point is it just insufferable? Does OU need to make it 10 straight Ls?

It's either that or just being completely irrelevant and never being in the conversation, being spurned by recruits and just hoping for some luck.   Regarding where OU stands in the national conversation, they have been in it almost every year for 20 years.   I dont know how many programs have that much staying power.  OU hasnt had a losing season since 1998, I really cant be a little bitch and complain about losing against better teams.  IF they lose 10 in a row it just means they were good enough to get there. But clearly there are still better teams. 

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43 minutes ago, ztejas said:

0 for 6 in national title or playoff games since 2000. At what point is it just insufferable? Does OU need to make it 10 straight Ls?

if they played notre dame, someone would have to win, right...?

1 minute ago, Dennis Taylor said:

if they played notre dame, someone would have to win, right...?

Well they did beat them in south bend a few years ago, with a tight end at qb no less 

16 minutes ago, Glenn Quagmire Pilot said:

Well they did beat them in south bend a few years ago, with a tight end at qb no less 

playoff games are specifically mentioned brah 

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