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  • HtownHorn
    HtownHorn

    My mother's brother.

  • Trojan Man
    Trojan Man

    I was banned from commenting on The Athletic a few months ago because I called an OU fan a fucking dumbass for insisting Muschamp 2.0 would be an improvement over Riley.  The jilted ex-girlfriends hav

  • brojangles2
    brojangles2

    You admitted to not watching a Texas ou game. You have lost the privilege to make demands in the ou thread. 

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7 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
16 hours ago, Michael Knight said:
Name an OU player that isn't a prick

CeeDee Lamb?

Oh, he's a prick, just a useful one for now for Cowboys fans.

18 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

Name an OU player that isn't a prick

Bob Kalsu. 

2023 Spring Game

 

WOW -- Ridiculously easy 2023 schedule makes blOU one of favorites to make the B12 Championship game... not playing k-state, baylor or tech

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When is aggy going to build their statue to him and put him in their "hall of champions?"

A special day, surrounded by people who weren’t his head coach.

57 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

A special day, surrounded by people who weren’t his head coach.

Stoops was still there for Murray's first year on campus in Norman.  

3 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Brenen Thompson transfers to blOU...  

It is not a big deal since he only caught 1 pass with the Longhorns, I doubt he will do much with the Sooners 

On 4/23/2023 at 5:05 PM, 'stache said:

Oh, he's a prick, just a useful one for now for Cowboys fans.

Lol.  Pokes are all sweethearts.  Your players are the same assholes.  They just suck dick at winning football games.  

11 hours ago, 'stache said:

When is aggy going to build their statue to him and put him in their "hall of champions?"

"This place means the world to me. I told everybody last night, I had a rocky start to my college career," Murray said to the crowd. "I chose the wrong school. "As soon as I stepped on campus, I texted my pops — I told him, 'I should've been here the whole time.'"

 

Soon.  LOL

13 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Brenen Thompson transfers to blOU...  

He wants playing time and won't get it here. Good riddance. Didn't do hardly anything here anyways. 

22 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Except for it being too tall, at least he statue actually looks like ewok. Unlike the Baker statue. 

19 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

A special day, surrounded by people who weren’t his head coach.

I think bag o' dicks Bob was still HC when ewok transferred to blowU

Part of a leadership session and met with Venables in his office, built for Bob Stoops. Still smells like dicks. He’s far more inspiring than an ordinary person but nothing really stuck out, he’ll be gone by SEC time, guarantee.
 

 

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Bitch on the left looks like Jan from the office times 2.

24 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Part of a leadership session and met with Venables in his office, built for Bob Stoops. Still smells like dicks. He’s far more inspiring than an ordinary person but nothing really stuck out, he’ll be gone by SEC time, guarantee.
 

 

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So many questions.  But props…

On 4/24/2023 at 12:14 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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Where’s David Boren?

15 hours ago, 'stache said:

Part of a leadership session and met with Venables in his office, built for Bob Stoops. Still smells like dicks. He’s far more inspiring than an ordinary person but nothing really stuck out, he’ll be gone by SEC time, guarantee.
 

 

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Brent looks like he's in the middle of doing meth and was caught by those people standing next to him as you can tell the look of disappointment of their faces that he didn't save any for them. Looks like he's holding a syringe in his left pocket with eagerness to shoot up again. 

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Still trying to crawl out of the mudhole we stomped last year.

17 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Oklahoma's first year in the SEC 

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Theyre gonna win 8 or 9 games with this JV league bullshit schedule they were given this year and get destroyed in the SEC year 1. It’s gonna be glorious to watch

6 hours ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Theyre gonna win 8 or 9 games with this JV league bullshit schedule they were given this year and get destroyed in the SEC year 1. It’s gonna be glorious to watch

Dillon Gabriel is starting. They'll be lucky to go 6-6 again

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Dillon Gabriel is starting. They'll be lucky to go 6-6 again

If Vegetables is smart he’ll just start JA. We all know he’s gonna be the guy there. Get him ready for SEC play. BV is probably gonna waste a year playing grab ass with DG tho

38 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

If Vegetables is smart he’ll just start JA. We all know he’s gonna be the guy there. Get him ready for SEC play. BV is probably gonna waste a year playing grab ass with DG tho

No shit he'll play grab ass with DG. It's his final season of eligibility. Arnold will redshirt and learn the offense while the sooners struggle again. Then Dillon will be thanked for his efforts and shown the door. I'll laugh if they give General Booty playing time. This year's OU chant should be, "we want Booty!" lol

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On 4/27/2023 at 5:29 PM, LTtxfan said:

What in the Hell is this...

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Looks like Bag O' Dicks left his favorite sculpture - "Frog Tonguing Some Ass" behind.

Doubles as a seat for Bob

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1. So does this mean they won't get their faces caved in by dudes half their size in piss puddled bathrooms any more?

 

 

2. Every time I hear Coach Schmiddy I picture this guy:

 

José CastroRamos on Twitter: "He also voices Beavis, Butt-Head, Mr. Van  Dressen, Principal McVicker, and Coach Buzzcut. https://t.co/X1hFI1bX6M" /  Twitter

Aug 9th...  blOU guy   soonerscoop.com

Eddie Radosevich Joins On Texas Football! | Longhorns | Oklahoma Sooners | Red River

August 17th

OUDNA Season 2, Episode 1: Expectations

These motherfuckers have been lucky and spoiled with head corches for far too long. Admittedly a wee bit too early, but Venables is giving me vibes of Charlie Strong cluelessness combined with Tom Hermans arrogance and incompetence. It will be glorious to watch it play out in the coming years[emoji23]

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