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They think this Mateer kid is the savior. Just like they did with Arnold..  mid SEC for the rest of their lives.

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    My mother's brother.

  • Trojan Man
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    I was banned from commenting on The Athletic a few months ago because I called an OU fan a fucking dumbass for insisting Muschamp 2.0 would be an improvement over Riley.  The jilted ex-girlfriends hav

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    You admitted to not watching a Texas ou game. You have lost the privilege to make demands in the ou thread. 

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11 minutes ago, Pokoloco said:

They think this Mateer kid is the savior. Just like they did with Arnold..  mid SEC for the rest of their lives.

 

Lulz at the closing statement.

2 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

 

Lulz at the closing statement.

lol that fanbase is so jaded and delusional but whatever. We shall see

A backpacker was traveling through Oklahoma when it starts to rain. He decides to wait out the storm in a nearby saloon. The only other person at the bar is a large, heavyset man staring at his drink. After a few moments of silence the man turns to the backpacker and says in a thick Okie accent:

"You see that meth lab out back? I built that meth lab with my own bare hands. I lifted every 2 x 4 and mixed the chemicals myself. I toiled away through the wind and cold, but do they call me Dvoracek the meth lab builder? No."

He continued "Do you see that trailer house out there in the side yard? I stole that trailer myself. I found it in a dust storm, hitched it to my truck, and got away with it. But do they call me Dvoracek the trailer house thief? No."

"Do ya see that Sooner Schooner out there? I built that schooner with no help from anybody else, after stealing the materials from a halfway-built elementary school in Purcell. I beat up the construction crew myself. But do they call me Dvoracek the schooner builder? No.

But you try to staple ONE roommate's head to the wall ...."

So, the last time that OU won a postseason playoff game was January, 2001. 
 
TAMU, of course, has never won a postseason playoff game. 
 
TCU won one NYE 2022. 

On 12/19/2024 at 2:21 PM, Pokoloco said:

They think this Mateer kid is the savior. Just like they did with Arnold..  mid SEC for the rest of their lives.

The difference is Mateer has proven he can play at this level.

On 12/22/2024 at 7:28 AM, ClubWhatever said:

The difference is Mateer has proven he can play at this level.

You saying Wazzu's schedule was the same level as the SEC? 

18 minutes ago, Pokoloco said:

You saying Wazzu's schedule was the same level as the SEC? 

That depends on what the meaning of "this" is

How does this make any sense?

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/41679128/barry-switzer-87-king-norman
 
 

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"I walked in the Barry Switzer Center every day for 18 years," says Bob Stoops, OU's head coach from 1999 to 2016, who also still lives in Norman. "I always embraced it. We have a great relationship. Always have from day one. I've heard previous coaches had kind of shied away from him, and that made no sense."

“Previous coaches” would have been (in reverse order) John Blake (played for Switzer, coached under Switzer, got the OU job because Switzer needed badly to move him out of the Cowboys locker), Schnellenberger (at OU for one year, while Switzer was “coaching” the Dallas Cowboys), and Gary Gibbs (played for Switzer and coached under Switzer). 
 
What the hell is Stoops meaning?

But I thought Riley was the devil and BV was going to being back tough, hard nosed football!

And yeah. It's Kyle U but the point stands

And this is a Jimbo level stat

 

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Some old tweets to revisit
 

 

Kyle needs to leave bv and ou alone. They are doing a great job turning that program around and he should be given plenty of time to culture that program up. I look forward to playing ou when Brent finally turns it around. Give him all the time he needs ou. Lighting cigar as I walk off. 

LOL he got the Arkansas & Nebraska line in I laughed out loud

 

Burnt Vegetables on the hot seat yet?
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I can think of 44 million reasons he is not.

Thats moving a shitron of meth as the primary fundraiser.
4 hours ago, Hookem10 said:

 I look forward to playing ou when Brent finally turns it around. Give him all the time he needs ou. Lighting cigar as I walk off. 

Not me.  He’s building a monster in Norman.  As soon as he gets “his guys” in the program and weeds out Riley’s dead weight, we’ll be in deep shit.  It’s truly a situation where the living will envy the dead.  

4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Accurate

I'd liken it more to McWilliams.  next year reality may set in.

40 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

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I didn’t know a sooner could stay off their sister for that long. Pregnant or not.

Given the choice of jerking off or fucking with a condominium, what sane person says “nah, I’ll just fuck my hand.”  Also, in sooner land can one be impregnated orally? That seems like another obvious choice. And that’s not even acknowledging the butt stuff….

I can always make fun of aggy. But for some reason I can never trust that OU will be going thru their Charlie strong era. They don’t do that. They will figure it out and continue to be a bitch ass thorn in our side. 

I hope im wrong. 

7 hours ago, rpspeed said:

Some old tweets to revisit
 

 

God those tweets have aged wonderfully. True internet gold

I love post like this. In other words, if we had not been beaten in every facet of the game, offense, defense and coaching, we would have won comfortably.

 

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12-27-2024, 02:39 PM
this game shouldn't have been close, but poor play calling, poor receiving, poor tackling and poor coaching turned what should have been a comfortable win to another late loss. there are a lot of things wrong with the program that need to be fixed and money is not going to be there to fix it if the coaching staff refuses to do their jobs.

TIL, that USC has just as many wins over SEC teams as blou.  2, how satisfying.  

3 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

TIL, that USC has just as many wins over SEC teams as blou.  2, how satisfying.  

Same number of SEC wins for Navy.  They're 2-0 against the SEC.

Beat Ol Miss in the 50s and OU yesterday.  

5 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

TIL, that USC has just as many wins over SEC teams as blou.  2, how satisfying.  

Honestly- OU lost to LSU (who USC beat) and probably would have lost to the Ags (although last night taught me to not underestimate the Ags’ ability to Aggies things up) 

Just read that the 95 yard Blake Horvath TD run was the longest scoring play that OU has given up since Applewhite's 97 yard TD pass to Wane McGarity in 1997. Horvath also set a Navy football rushing TD record and the Armed Forces Bowl record 🤣

On 12/17/2024 at 7:11 AM, Longboard Horn said:

Navy is going to win. Blake Horvath is going to run all over the OU defense. Book it! 

LOL I love it when I'm right! 🤣

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Replacing both coordinators in year 3. The kiss of death move

 

This has to be rock bottom correct? Please tell me this is rock bottom! Oh well we are now a basketball/softball school. 

14 minutes ago, Pdawg88 said:

This has to be rock bottom correct? Please tell me this is rock bottom!


 

John Candy No GIF by Laff
 

 

But you’re headed that way. 

18 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Replacing both coordinators in year 3. The kiss of death move

 

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18 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:


 

John Candy No GIF by Laff
 

 

But you’re headed that way. 

We have to be close. I think Brent is about to retire and he told him to take a job while one was available. That is my hope anyways. 

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