Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

 

 

Edited by Gil Bang

That's just the devil calling in a chip

He didn't really exhibit any other signs of a stroke though.  Didn't help that the guy on his left helping him was dressed like a fucking mortician.  Who wears a black suit and black tie to a jovial press conference?  

That doesn't look great. While I can't stand the man and everything he represents, I hope we didn't just watch him have a stroke.

No idea, but the one guy I know who died of a stroke dropped like a sack of hammers.  I'm sure there are many flavors.

Didn't he have some bizarre circulatory issues going on?

Edited by jimmyjazz

Had a momentary lapse where I started to feel sorry for him, but quickly got over it.  Anyway ...

fingers-crossed-jenny-hagel.gif

3 minutes ago, royiv said:

That doesn't look great. While I can't stand the man and everything he represents, I hope we didn't just watch him have a stroke.

katie holmes whatever GIF

  • Popular Post

Surprised Turtle Shocked Turtle Sticker - Surprised Turtle ...

  • Popular Post
8 minutes ago, royiv said:

That doesn't look great. While I can't stand the man and everything he represents, I hope we didn't just watch him have a stroke.

 

tenor (8).gif

given his bloodflow issues, could have also been a TIA given that many other stroke red flags were not readily apparent.  Armchair doctor shit is probably as annoying to physicians as when they lecture us about women's reproductive rights being left to the government.  So I'll leave it at hat. 

He might have just realized that he left on the iron in his apartment.

Need a head count for the 'Shit on Mitch's Grave Tour 2023".   Need to know how big of an RV we need to secure.   Will supply the Indian food for the night before arrival. 

Definitely not normal.  He was clearly trying to speak.

I’m sure the cretins will be out shortly to tell you that you shouldn’t judge or shame him and he needs time to heal if he had a stroke. And even if he did, he can easily do his duties. Unlike that drooling moron Fetterman! 

  • Popular Post

Edible kicking in hard

1 minute ago, locodos said:

Edible kicking in hard

I did something like that at a wedding reception once. But that was because I had spent the entire day drinking and was pretty much too drunk to talk. That may not be the case here, however. 

He returned a few minutes later. Very weird.

1 minute ago, Tuco said:

He returned a few minutes later. Very weird.

So, it was a shart. 

 

Maybe there was an earthquake?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

inIxuef3TMg6kmPLK1cIWiH795cIWfse6XLsZVJj

  • Popular Post

I don't think he should be allowed medical attention until the next presidential election.  Let the people decide.

Reminds me of our President.  It's a shame their wives/close family members don't push them to retire and go out with some grace and respect.  Best wishes for him and our President.     

Edited by cabowabo

3 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

So, it was a shart. 

Should be posted in the shart thread------------------->

  • Popular Post
2 minutes ago, Chooky said:

I don't think he should be allowed medical attention until the next presidential election.  Let the people decide.

They should not remove the clot until for at least 9 months.  Every clot is sacred and itis god's will.

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Reminds me of our President.  It's a shame their wives/close family members don't push them to retire and go out with some grace and respect.  Best wishes for him and our President.     

unimpressed michael keaton GIF

3 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

They should not remove the clot until for at least 9 months.  Every clot is sacred and itis god's will.

Someone buy this man's clot an AR-15 or twelve. As our founders and jesus intended. 

But that does have shart written all over it. 

Edited by Blotto

Looking forward to the reign of our new Senate minority leader, Tommy Tuberville!

1 hour ago, Radical Larry said:

Either that, or he trusted a fart. Maybe both.

Hitting a little close to home for some of us, fellas.  Back off.

50 minutes ago, locodos said:

Edible kicking in hard

Been there, would not recommend unless on your own couch

Freak Out Wtf GIF by Searchlight Pictures

24 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Can I get a line on TIA?

Cornered the futures market on it 20 posts above yours.  I'm thinking that was it.  He had the look on his face like he'd been there before and just had to ride it out.  

Good that he was able to come right back.  Lucky he didn't piss himself. Wonder how Fox will cover it? If at all?

it's considered bad taste to speak ill of the dead.

so if someone could please text me when he dies, i'll have my remarks prepared. 

7 minutes ago, horn4life said:

Good that he was able to come right back.  Lucky he didn't piss himself.

source?

Need to administer the "“Person, woman, man, camera, TV” test.

trump_person_woman_camera.jpg

14 minutes ago, horn4life said:

Good that he was able to come right back.  Lucky he didn't piss himself. Wonder how Fox will cover it? If at all?

spacer.png

as anyone who has made a life out of being smashed most of the time and trying specatcularly badly to pretend otherwise, i may or may not be able to tell you exactly what happened there.

a very quick moment of vertigo, followed by a "oh shit don't fall, just stay upright you muppet," internal desperate monologue (this may or may not include a despearate plea for your body not to vomit), followed by an "oh shit, what was i saying and why is everyone looking at me like i did something wrong" moment followed by the "ok well, fuck it, let's focus on riding this out and staying upright and the rest will solve itself" and that's when someone usually comes and gets you and takes you away.

drunks, drug addicts, and very old people have these moments.

Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.