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2 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

even being ITAR compliant won't help if you are moving weapons.  

Yeah it does. In a previous job we did that quite a bit. Just gotta make sure you have documents in place and disclose what you are doing. 

7 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Yeah it does. In a previous job we did that quite a bit. Just gotta make sure you have documents in place and disclose what you are doing. 

And report afterwards.   No thanks.  

8 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

And report afterwards.   No thanks.  

That is why we outsource that portion. I mean we have more than one lawyer on here. 

1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

That is why we outsource that portion. I mean we have more than one lawyer on here. 

Yes, but we're not good ones.  We were just exchanging PMs about looking up "international arms dealer's laws" in the dictionary.

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4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Yes, but we're not good ones.  We were just exchanging PMs about looking up "international arms dealer's laws" in the dictionary.

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If we can send one, it needs to be dipped in a camo pattern. Something like this:

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Maybe a burnt orange Longhorn logo on one side of the reciever and a ms paint of putin eating a bag of dicks on the other.

26 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Yes, but we're not good ones.  We were just exchanging PMs about looking up "international arms dealer's laws" in the dictionary.

Well if you need to retain my 24 year son who is moving EOD and other gear into Ukraine let me know. He works for rounds at bad ass golf courses. 

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3 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Seeing blacklab and immamac on the stand at The Hague would be classic surly.

We're going to lose this website too, aren't we?

It's ok, they've got the transition process down pretty well.

1 hour ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Getting (ie shipping) a firearm like that overseas is a really, really tall ask.  You just can't do it willy nilly without risking jail time.  Sending someone money over there, not so much.  There needs to be a fund in Ukraine where we can send our dollars.

I believe -- someone correct me on this -- that you can donate through United24, and there's an option to choose where the money goes. "Defense" is one of those options.

10 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I’ll be in for 100 once there’s a clear path to get it there. 

This. 

Me too.

 

31 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I believe -- someone correct me on this -- that you can donate through United24, and there's an option to choose where the money goes. "Defense" is one of those options.

What about "offense?"

43 minutes ago, deadshank said:

What about "offense?"

same same

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"Give me an army of West Point graduates and I'll win a battle. Give me one Ukrainian with a Surlyhorns sniper rifle and I'll win a war."

- General Patton

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41 minutes ago, Deej said:

"Give me an army of West Point graduates and I'll win a battle. Give me one Ukrainian with a Surlyhorns sniper rifle and I'll win a war."

- General Patton

New Motto? 

18 hours ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

I have more ammo than I'll probably ever shoot, I could probably donate some.

.50 ammo?  more than you could ever shoot?  That seems like a semi-trailer load at least.

The next surly meet n greet should be a blast

 

 

3 hours ago, Rimbo said:

I believe -- someone correct me on this -- that you can donate through United24, and there's an option to choose where the money goes. "Defense" is one of those options.

I’m confused.

Where in that scenario does the winner of the Surly Sniper Rifle Delivery Lottery get to approach the gorgeous Ukrainian wimmins and explain how you took time off from your massively successful business ventures in the United States to deliver this sniper rifle to kill Russians, who threaten beautiful women like them?

So are we fucking doing this? Come on, we deserve this! 

And so does some bad ass Ukrainian Sniper. 

6 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Can we name the rifle, "Snipey McSnipesalot"?

I think we’re running out of room for custom engraving.

Can we name the rifle, "Snipey McSnipesalot"?

Feel the point of this Longhorn.

Or “Just the tip.”

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So are we fucking doing this? Come on, we deserve this! 
And so does some bad ass Ukrainian Sniper. 

Ask your son if he can get it to a sniper in Ukraine.
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Like I said, I rarely shoot it, so I'll throw in 50 of these guys. I can even draw dicks on the bullets with a sharpie for added amusement.

26 minutes ago, Handcruser said:


Ask your son if he can get it to a sniper in Ukraine.

Got other sources for that. 

I donated to the Ukrainian professor asking for the weapons and DM him asking about details. 

18 hours ago, immamac said:

I do like the idea of this much better. We could add the confirmed kills somewhere on the site lol

for only .350 cents per day, you too can help save the life of a Ukrainian sniper.   Your donations will feel, educate and equip little Nicki for the arduous task.  And We'll send you pictures of your little Nicki, with updates on special missions and you will receive a letter from little Nicky and a real dickbutt engraved shell casing used in combat.   Won't you save the snipers?  

4 minutes ago, Nivek said:

for only .350 cents per day, you too can help save the life of a Ukrainian sniper.   Your donations will feel, educate and equip little Nicki for the arduous task.  And We'll send you pictures of your little Nicki, with updates on special missions and you will receive a letter from little Nicky and a real dickbutt engraved shell casing used in combat.   Won't you save the snipers?  

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19 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

So we aren't breaking it down and smuggling the pieces in a few surly prison wallets?

NowThis volunteers to take the barrel. 

15 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

I counter with this. The latest Russian recruitment video. 

 

 

Filmed on aggy campus.

20 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

So we aren't breaking it down and smuggling the pieces in a few surly prison wallets?

That Brittney Griner could take the barrel in.

 

13 hours ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

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Like I said, I rarely shoot it, so I'll throw in 50 of these guys. I can even draw dicks on the bullets with a sharpie for added amusement.

Not compatible with my heater….

 

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2 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

NowThis volunteers to take the barrel. 

He can take the receiver.

1 hour ago, deadshank said:

Filmed on aggy campus.

Intro to the vaunted pool party.

Your monthly donations of $3.50 can help turn Russian assholes into pink mist.  

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I'm in for $100 if we can get this done. The Deuce is the cheap part, Wreath Fund is going to be for ammo. That bitch is hungry.

3 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Not compatible with my heater….

 

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Did you forage that from a dead yankee officer?

1 hour ago, Kavinsky said:

Did you forage that from a dead yankee officer?

Way to overlook Brat's service in the Napoleonic wars.

On 7/27/2023 at 4:52 PM, Gatorubet said:

I’m confused.

Where in that scenario does the winner of the Surly Sniper Rifle Delivery Lottery get to approach the gorgeous Ukrainian wimmins and explain how you took time off from your massively successful business ventures in the United States to deliver this sniper rifle to kill Russians, who threaten beautiful women like them?

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On 7/27/2023 at 3:49 PM, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

If we can send one, it needs to be dipped in a camo pattern. Something like this:

Penis-Camo-23.jpg

Maybe a burnt orange Longhorn logo on one side of the reciever and a ms paint of putin eating a bag of dicks on the other.

 

On 7/27/2023 at 11:26 PM, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

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Like I said, I rarely shoot it, so I'll throw in 50 of these guys. I can even draw dicks on the bullets with a sharpie for added amusement.

I can already imagine the propaganda video with Kadyrov decrying the "blatant and graphic homosexuality" if this gets captured. Then he'll take the items for some private time. 

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Y'all want to send a sniper a burnt orange colored rifle? 

Unless it's to take out crooked governor wheels in a sea of burnt orange while he tosses the coin in our last big 12 game I don't think it'll work. 

Let’s just put a bounty on Putin.

[checks Geneva Convention to see at what point Surly commits war crimes]

1 hour ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Let’s just put a bounty on Putin.

[checks Geneva Convention to see at what point Surly commits war crimes]

I’ll do it for a 12er of Natty Light.  
 

Doesn’t have to be cold. 

2 hours ago, Hermanator said:

Y'all want to send a sniper a burnt orange colored rifle? 

Unless it's to take out crooked governor wheels in a sea of burnt orange while he tosses the coin in our last big 12 game I don't think it'll work. 

Meh.  $40 gets us some Mossy Oak Graphics pre-cut camo gun skin that we can send along.  Don’t harsh our enchubben 

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