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1 hour ago, deadshank said:

I’ll do it for a 12er of Natty Light.  

Doesn’t have to be cold. 

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43 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

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oh come on

he can always put it in the fridge before he drinks it

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Regarding the engraving, I am revising my suggested content.

One side: “Remember The Alamo!”

Other side: “You Can Go To Hell - I’m Going to Crimea!”

On 7/28/2023 at 9:44 AM, Armybrat said:

Not compatible with my heater….

 

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Got me wondering about a .50 cal deringer now. 

50 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Got me wondering about a .50 cal deringer now. 

Mine is a .22 short made in the 1960s for Colt by Butler.

Dad carried a two shot .25 around his neck for the 30+ years he was in. Never left home without it. 

 

Gonna be funny when this thread ends up like this. 

 

Texan plumber's truck that was turned into a technical by ISIS (complete  with AA gun) : r/shittytechnicals

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Can we get an F-16 to fly an "Orcs are not our standard" banner?

Soon as it gets dark, we're gonna have us a time.

I believe we have a template for engraving

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On 7/27/2023 at 2:31 PM, MissingInAction said:

So we aren't breaking it down and smuggling the pieces in a few surly prison wallets?

This would require a determination regarding the three biggest assholes on Surly.

1 hour ago, RPM said:

I believe we have a template for engraving

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SurlyHorns

Broken-brained Assholes

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"How can you kill 65 year old Russian recruits?"

"Easy. You just don't lead them as much."

On 7/27/2023 at 6:52 PM, Gatorubet said:

I’m confused.

Where in that scenario does the winner of the Surly Sniper Rifle Delivery Lottery get to approach the gorgeous Ukrainian wimmins and explain how you took time off from your massively successful business ventures in the United States to deliver this sniper rifle to kill Russians, who threaten beautiful women like them?

I’ve seen how this plays out on Pornhub, in for $100.

In for $101...am I doing this right?

For real, though

Can we get a GoPro live feed camera mounted to this thing so we can watch Orcs get cut in half in real time?

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Miami Vice stealing Surly's thunder

 

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36 minutes ago, Mittens said:

Miami Vice stealing Surly's thunder

 

Crockett and Tubbs are contemplating whether or not they're cool with this.....

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........

 

Yeah, they're cool with it...

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4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Shall not be infringed?

Depends on who got infringed.

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Shall not be infringed?

[strict originalist] I looked in the 2nd amendment, and nowhere does it say "can't be scooped up and sent to Ukraine to kill orcs."  So, we're good.  [/strict originalist]

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Fuck it, let's give them all the BS police departments have on hand. Does Bastrop need MRAPS? Nope......  

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

Fuck it, let's give them all the BS police departments have on hand. Does Bastrop need MRAPS? Nope......  

Let's send Ukraine all their pension money. 

19 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Fuck it, let's give them all the BS police departments have on hand. Does Bastrop need MRAPS? Nope......  

Hell, if we just send all the 30 round mags confiscated in New York and California we could do some good. 

Seeing blacklab and immamac on the stand at The Hague would be classic surly.

I hope like hell they’d have to explain tree-fidy there.
Everyone fucking calm down. If we can get it done we can get it done. If we can’t we can’t.

Nobody’s going to jail. For this. Today.
But adopting a sniper would be awesome.

Rite in the Rain does an adopt a sniper thing. Or they used to. But I’m pretty sure it’s just American snipers.

There are some Poles who raise money to buy equipment for snipers. They advertise on twitter. Let me see if I can find them. Will post if I do. 

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There are some Poles who raise money to buy equipment for snipers. They advertise on twitter. Let me see if I can find them. Will post if I do. 

Yes - please do.

My guy I haven’t seen in a month and I think he’s competing this next weekend (pistols).

Where the fuck do we stand on this? I'm ready to donate and actively participate in introducing some Russians to there richly deserved demise.

 

Damnit.

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10 minutes ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

Yeah, I'm ready to draw some dicks on some ammo. We need an update.

YEAH!!!

shit and we thought the U.S. Government was slow......

shit and we thought the U.S. Government was slow......

Be a lot quicker if they were selling the guns.

What if South Austin’s mom smuggles in the suppressor?

I’m an idea man. 

19 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

What if South Austin’s mom smuggles in the suppressor?

I’m an idea man. 

inside the 50 kilos?  

On 8/15/2023 at 12:29 PM, MissingInAction said:

To be fair it would be easier to get 50 keys of blow to ukraine.

I know a guy...

25 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I know a guy...

Let's say I have this friend that would like more friends...

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