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The season kicks off August 11th as we bow down to our oil overlords.

 

Key Dates:

Aug 11 - Season kicks off with Burnley-Man City. 6 games Saturday, 2 games Sunday, 1 game on Monday

Sept 1 - Summer Transfer window closes

Jan 1 - Feb 1 - Winter Transfer window is open

Jan 14-29 - Player break

May 19 - Season ends

 

Let's go.

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There is plenty of in pyramid action to whet the appetite this weekend to get you pumped for next. 

 

Tomorrow @ 2PM ESPN+

Sheffield Wednesday

Southampton

 

Saturday @ 9AM ESPN+

Blackburn Rovers

West Brom

 

Saturday @ 9AM IPlayer/Pirate Streams

MK Dons

Wrexham

 

Sunday @ 6AM ESPN+

Leicester City

Coventry City 

 

Sunday @ 8:30AM ESPN+

Leeds United 

Cardiff City

 

Sunday @ 11AM ESPN+

Sunderland

Ipswich Town

 

 

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On 8/4/2023 at 4:44 PM, sidis said:

had a hard time deciding between these three gifs...

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I think you are going to get a lot of this in the upcoming season

 

BTW - in case you guys all missed it, Dele Alli went to rehab this summer, seems to have sought out some therapy and could have his head right for this season. Best of luck to him.

 

Spoiler

 

 

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I know the transfer window hasn't closed yet and won't for another 3 weeks, but fuckin' A the season starts in 5 days!

 

How about some predictions?

Liverpool's midfield will disappoint me...again. 

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

Liverpool's midfield will disappoint me...again. 

Not nearly as much as our defense.

Prediction: Liverpool will lose a key player to injury and everyone at the club will be shocked at our lack of depth.

On 8/6/2023 at 4:01 PM, Captain Ron said:

How about some predictions?

AVFC gets another European spot this year.

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

 

Brutal. Sorry @MoJames

 

Yup. Going to be an interesting start to the season.

21 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Yup. Going to be an interesting start to the season.

You sign them and they get injured, we just don't sign them. Let's just agree to play our U21s on Sunday and move along.

Buried in a Guardian article about Saudi takeover at Newcastle, some staff at the club were making less than £9.90 an hour before the new regime.

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3 minutes ago, Horny Bull said:

Well that didn’t take long.

You seem surprised.

I was naively hopeful that they could maybe make it to the 15 minute mark and still be scoreless. But alas…

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19 minutes ago, Horny Bull said:

Well that didn’t take long.

That's what she said?

Good thing we don't have Chelsea/Pool on TV. No one is going to want to watch that. 

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how do you not plop down the six bucks a month for peacock? Yeah, its a terrible interface and they need to also stream games that are live on network TV and they need a better toggling option between games, BUT ITS SIX BUCKS FOR THE PREM! 

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1 hour ago, Bottlecap said:

how do you not plop down the six bucks a month for peacock? Yeah, its a terrible interface and they need to also stream games that are live on network TV and they need a better toggling option between games, BUT ITS SIX BUCKS FOR THE PREM! 

Easy. I got the annual subscription.

Yeah, I don't bitch much about Paycock anymore.  6 bucks a month is nothing when a UFC is 80 bucks.

Exactly. I have the misfortune of following a club in the Championship. It is going to cost me $325 this season if I want to watch every Southampton league match. 

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Not really the #s at half you want if you're Forest. 

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Let's see what happens in this Brighton/Luton game.

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The new score bug on Peacock looks like an owl when it's 0-0. 

Pretty nice start to this Villa/Newcastle match. 

4 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

Welp. That's not a good start.

Or is it? That was a beauty. 

Jesus this game may be the most entertaining soccer game in history by the end. Wide ass open. 

Jesus this game may be the most entertaining soccer game in history by the end. Wide ass open. 
First one to double digits wins?

I love English commentators, though... you wouldn't hear Troy Aikman call the time between managers/coaches as an "interregnum."

I love English commentators, though... you wouldn't hear Troy Aikman call the time between managers/coaches as an "interregnum."

There isn’t a single person in Henryetta, Oklahoma who has heard that word.

Come on, Villa.  No one outside of Tyneside wants the Saudis Newcastle to win this.

Jesus Emi... stupid decision. Lucky to only have a yellow for that.

9 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

Jesus Emi... stupid decision. Lucky to only have a yellow for that.

My son plays keeper for his team so he always takes the GK's side in any discussion.

Me: That should be a red.
Him: Nah, he got all ball.

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