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Hello EPL, we have decided to make you our own special project you fuckers. 

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2 hours ago, sidis said:

Hello EPL, we have decided to make you our own special project you fuckers. 

Dyche is manager of the year so far in my opinion. 

11 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Dyche is manager of the year so far in my opinion. 

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45 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Dyche is manager of the year so far in my opinion. 

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Scary scenes at Bournemouth. The Luton captain collapsed on the pitch. The medical team rushed in to help him and the players for both squads went into the locker rooms. He was stretchered off and is said to be responsive. The match has now been abandoned. 1-1. 

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Holy shit. City had a comfortable 2 goal lead. Palace was just awarded a penalty that they nailed. 2-2 in stoppage. 

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7 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Wow, didn’t see this until now. Officiating in this league is tragic. 
 

 

 

It drew a yellow.

I guess my question is does that deserve a red?

To me that's just a late tackle that misses the ball and just a yellow. Now there is the DOGSO, with the defender there is it? It could go either way.

America’s favorite team gets a critical 3 today to create a little room from relegation given they have spurs and city in the next two. 

5 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

 

It drew a yellow.

I guess my question is does that deserve a red?

To me that's just a late tackle that misses the ball and just a yellow. Now there is the DOGSO, with the defender there is it? It could go either way.


That is clearly DOGSO and a reckless last man challenge at that. Could have been red in two different ways. 

6 hours ago, mdmost said:

Scary scenes at Bournemouth. The Luton captain collapsed on the pitch. The medical team rushed in to help him and the players for both squads went into the locker rooms. He was stretchered off and is said to be responsive. The match has now been abandoned. 1-1. 

Apparently this was the second time it happened to him.

3 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

 

It drew a yellow.

I guess my question is does that deserve a red?

To me that's just a late tackle that misses the ball and just a yellow. Now there is the DOGSO, with the defender there is it? It could go either way.

I mean if VvD’s red was denial of a goal scoring opportunity then that clearly is.

Moreno did his best "I'm a statue" impression there. Fuck.

1-nil to the Bees at the half.

Well... Villa v 10 Bees for the last 20 minutes. Let's see what we can do.

Bailey with a great cross and Moreno finishes. Even at 1.

Ollie Ollie Ollie!

Handbags afterwards, but 2-1 to the Villa in the 84th!

I'm thinking that Bournemouth-Luton will be have to be played from the start when it's rescheduled. It's the only fair way to enforce that rule. 

 

Would have totally sucked if one team was up big though. Can't think of a recent example of this happening in the premiere league, but I feel like there must have been. Maybe one where the lights went out?

LEON!  Took long enough, but Villa were patient and get the opening goal after an hour.  1-nil to the Villa!

VAR taketh away.  Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..... that was kinda soft.

Christmas present with an equalizer there... sheesh.

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Over under on the champ at 85 points?

 

This time last year Arsenal was top of the table with 43 points and 2 games in hand. This year 18 games and the leader is at 40. 

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And regardless I think we’re in for a doozy of a race. Last year Arsenal was out of touch for most teams, this year we have a good number within reach. 

At least LiverArse ended in a draw, so Villa stay close.

20 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

And regardless I think we’re in for a doozy of a race. Last year Arsenal was out of touch for most teams, this year we have a good number within reach. 

For sure. Your guess of ~ 85 to win it seems right. Arsenal are expectedly off last seasons blistering 1st half pace but are more solid in MF with Rice. Liverpool are Liverpool again, Villa… no words for the job Emery has done, Spurs are vastly improved under Ange, and City will get KDB back soon. West Ham, Saudi, and Brighton are damn good on their day. The League is deeper than last year, and the top six or seven seven will take more points off each other.

20 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

My annual assumption is Man City winning going away until they don’t. 

Unfortunately this. They’ve dropped points without Rodri and KDB; both will be back in their XI soon (unless Rodri keeps getting himself suspended). Until they don’t, I expect them to flip the Terminator switch and reel off 10 consecutive wins or however many are necessary to clinch the league. First half of last year, they never went more than three matches without dropping points. Then won 12 in a row. 

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Love watching Erik ten(th place) Hag and captain asshole Bruno crash and burn to the real United. 

 

"We were so dominant"

- coach of team that lost 0-2

 

Newcastle Saudi FC got worked by Forest.  You don't just love to see it, you fucking love to see it.

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So the Blades appear to be a lock for relegation. Burnley need to make a move or they're the next lock. Then you have a nice relegation battle between Luton Town, Everton, Forest, Palace, and Brentford for the final spot. Hope Luton can stay up.  

And just like that the Blades get 2 goals against Luton. 

Ha this game is drunk. Now 3-2 Luton off 2 own goals!

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I don’t think Everton will stay in the relegation race long. I have a feeling that by the end of January they will have a strong buffer between them and 18th place. Their stats are closer to a mid-table team, where they would be without their 10 point deduction. 

Another week and another perfectly good goal taken away by VAR. This league continues to be a joke 

Super John McGinn with a olimpico-like free kick!  Just completely made the United keeper look silly.

1-nil to the Villa in the 21st!

 

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2-nil to the Villa in the 26th!!

Happy Boxing Day!

 

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1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

villa with 5 more goals today tops the league

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VAR taketh away.  Villa were exposed there, so fortunate review.

... should be no review on that one.  2-1 in the 58th.  Villa are not playing with the same defensive intensity in the second half so far.

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1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:


FotMob app. Best app on my phone. 

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