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I would be pissed if Austin fucking Fc signed that scrub ass underperformer Havertz. Go run intramural track brotha. You ain’t shit as a soccer player. 

I really don’t understand klopp’s thinking on personnel sometimes. Unless Diaz is in the ICU, I don’t understand any moment of live play that he’s not on the field. 

1 minute ago, Captain Ron said:

Oh Newcastle.

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jesus fucking christ talk about finding a way to fucking lose

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2 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

jesus fucking christ talk about finding a way to fucking lose

The evolution of new ways to lose. 

I see we still don’t have any idea what constitutes handball

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2 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

I see we still don’t have any idea what constitutes handball

That should have been called.

The only thing I can think is the VAR official thought that came off one of the players heads before it hit off JWP. 

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But that didn’t deflect off the players, so that’s a handball. 

1 hour ago, Captain Ron said:

The end times are near. Everton scored. 

Pickford at the final whistle with a point saving double-save to secure the point on the road. 

You really hate to see it. 

Pretty entertaining ending to Sheffield and Everton.

Now, since UT has a definitely-should-win game, let's see how Chelsea takes a shit on my day, because god knows they couldn't possibly go 2-0 like a pair of good football teams.

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3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Pretty entertaining ending to Sheffield and Everton.

Now, since UT has a definitely-should-win game, let's see how Chelsea takes a shit on my day, because god knows they couldn't possibly go 2-0 like a pair of good football teams.

Forest is tough. I think we manufacture a W somehow,  though. 

City are good enough that they also don’t need VAR to fuck up over and over in their favor as well. 

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2 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Pretty entertaining ending to Sheffield and Everton.

Now, since UT has a definitely-should-win game, let's see how Chelsea takes a shit on my day, because god knows they couldn't possibly go 2-0 like a pair of good football teams.

Don’t you worry,
never fear,
Chelsea hurting you
will soon be here. 

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On 8/20/2023 at 2:29 PM, Captain Ron said:

Is it too early to wonder when Chelsea will start looking for a new coach?

So how about now?

6 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

This is all Pulisic’s fault, right?

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Interesting, in this particular game kicking the ball away is not a yellow card. Such a consistent league

Very consistent officiating with the “kick away the ball and get a yellow card” rule. 

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Very consistent officiating with the “kick away the ball and get a yellow card” rule. 

Great minds and such.

Not sure what the defenders are doing there. Also Kai Havertz yikes lol

That’s terrible defending. Why are you showing him onto his right foot? He has plenty to shoot at from there. 

Newchester United with an interesting away kit choice.

Texted a United friend of mine the same thing. That looks terrible

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2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

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watching Havertz run around aimlessly

Is there any other kind of Havertz run?

I think it would be a bit harsh as he was being fouled himself but he followed up with that second foot for sure.

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2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

That could have been red. Scissor tackle from behind. 

 

2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

that was borderline red

ball gone boot face high?

That second foot against the leg was what made that a potential red. It was clearly was intentional on the replay. 

Onana with more completed passes than every arsenal player except Saliba in the first half. 
Not sure that means anything but thought it was interesting.

Boy, he needs a yellow for that

Johnny Evans comes in and immediately looks like Johnny Evans

I think he’s on. Really bad from Arsenal there.

Oh looks like he’s just off when they put lines up.

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That’s not a foul. Sorry Jonny Evans but you gotta be stronger.

Also, not surprising that Jonny Evans is at fault. Why did they bring him back, and then actually play him?

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Uh ManU you just might want to cover that Rice kid. 

And you might want to not let Jesus go one on one with your keeper. 

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