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7 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Playing Eriksen in a double pivot is criminal coaching by Ten Hag. 

Where is this supposed tactical genius?

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1 hour ago, Firemans4Horn said:

This jersey clash in WHU-Man City is a disaster. 

How are two teams allowed to wear the same color shorts?

Kyle Walker can still fly. 

Holy crap did he look fast down that right wing. 

Duran Duran with a rocket in the 87th to equalize Villa and Palace at 1 apiece.

Boom! Penalty in the 98th to give Villa the 2-1 lead and should be the 3 points!

And another! Bailey makes it 3-1 deep into added time.

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GIven how dumb he has proven to be, I am convinced that Grealish saw Brentfords uniforms, and just suited up as Jensen today.

1 hour ago, hobbes2702 said:

How many more games does Ten Haag get?

Hopefully many, many more.  A decade more.

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Anthony Gordon is my least favorite player in professional sports. 

Didn’t think that should have been a pen

Jesus also not a penalty. There’s a player climbing his back

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15 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Didn’t think that should have been a pen

That was a terrible penalty call. Dude was falling (on purpose) over before he even made (minimal) contact with the keeper. 

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4 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Craig Pawson sucks

Pure shit in this game. 

7 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

That was a terrible penalty call. Dude was falling (on purpose) over before he even made (minimal) contact with the keeper. 

I guess this may not effect the decision but the ball is also already out of bounds when any “contact” is made imo.

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11 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

I guess this may not effect the decision but the ball is also already out of bounds when any “contact” is made imo.

And THAT! The play was never there for Newcastle.

In a just world, Newcastle would be launched into the sun. Instead, we get this. 

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Robbie Earl is drunk. He callled the Newcastle penalty a no doubter, but called the Villa penalty questionable? WTF?!?!

Everton's "We Are a Big 6 Team looking to be relegated" application still seems to be in good working order.  Chelsea looking like they would like to submit an application as well but probably have to get in line and wait until next year. 

On 9/16/2023 at 11:12 AM, hobbes2702 said:

How many more games does *Ten Haag get?

*Ten Goals

*Ten Hairs

On 9/17/2023 at 12:34 PM, Surly Bevo said:

Everton's "We Are a Big 6 Team looking to be relegated" application still seems to be in good working order.  Chelsea looking like they would like to submit an application as well but probably have to get in line and wait until next year. 

the only thing saving them so far is that the bottom 5 of the league are all really bottom 5.  there's some pretty bad teams this year. 

that said, they are completely hapless.  i truly believed they would go down last year and was wrong by a single goal.  this year looks worse.

What a great quote this is.

 

 

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Not like any of these games are something you would want to put on TV, might as well put them on the streaming service  

 

3 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

Not like any of these games are something you would want to put on TV, might as well put them on the streaming service  

 


way better than the shit show tv options they actually have an England. Insane that a lot of fans have to subscribe to Peacock and use a VPN to watch matches. 

5 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

Not like any of these games are something you would want to put on TV, might as well put them on the streaming service  

 

Cocking it up!

On the Peacock Network!

Watching the North London Derby!

Watching Pool and West Ham!

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2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Brentford look abysmal

Allowing Everton to increase their goals for the season by 150% will make you look like that. 

What planet am I on currently?

Ollie Ollie Ollie!

1-nil to the Villa v Chelski!

On 9/17/2023 at 12:21 PM, Firemans4Horn said:

Chelsea have won 6 of their last 35 league games


Chelsea have won 6 of their last 36 league games

31 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

Ollie Ollie Ollie!

1-nil to the Villa v Chelski!

Nervy finish, but 3 points away!

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On 8/20/2023 at 1:29 PM, Captain Ron said:

Is it too early to wonder when Chelsea will start looking for a new coach?

How about now?

8 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


Chelsea have won 6 of their last 36 league games

That’s legitimately insane. You hate to see it

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3 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

That’s legitimately insane. You hate to see it

But more than that …

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Entertaining match between Spurs-Arsenal. A point each seems fair. Though it was sad when they threw the third point to the hooligans and it was ripped to shreds. 

Everton has now scored as many goals as Chelsea, and Everton didn’t score a goal until their 4th match.  😂

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