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  • Born Burnt
    Born Burnt

    Sorry you live in a trailer park.

  • Daichee Bell
    Daichee Bell

    Had a buddy at a practice recently.  Nothing earth shattering here, so take it for what it's worth.  He didn't recall any first team drop.  There may have been some, but none that came to mind. 

  • closetojumping
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    A guy that played for years in the NFL was at practice yesterday. His takeaway was that if this team isn’t a playoff contender and conference winner, it took effort to fuck it up on gameday. 

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18 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

As a Naval Aviator, I was cringing during the entire clip.

Dude, I always misread your handle as USANALonghorn. I’m glad you cleared that up. 
 

Seriously, though, thanks for your service. 

2 hours ago, speed817 said:

 

 

Might’ve been cool if they’d used actual football highlights. 

Two minutes isn't a lot of time, and I'm just on the shitter anyway but, that was the most pointless 2 minute click in a long time

1 hour ago, USNALonghorn said:

As a Naval Aviator, I was cringing during the entire clip.

As pilots we always said how do you know if someone is a Naval Aviator? Because he will immediately tell you!

1 hour ago, USNALonghorn said:

As a Naval Aviator human, I was cringing during the entire clip.

 

9 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

As pilots we always said how do you know if someone is a Naval Aviator? Because he will immediately tell you!

Reminds me of the one about never asking a man where he’s from. If he’s from Texas, he’ll tell you. If he’s not, you don’t want to embarrass him. 

3 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

Reminds me of the one about never asking a man where he’s from. If he’s from Texas, he’ll tell you. If he’s not, you don’t want to embarrass him. 

They are good pilots to to be clear, but they let you

know.

7 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

That was my expectation . . . maybe I got roped in a page or two back when someone hinted "3rd string".

Asked about this more.   Was not wearing a green jersey. They are being careful with him more than anything. Coaches feel he has enough experience and will be fine come season. 

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1 hour ago, Chili dog said:

Dude, I always misread your handle as USANALonghorn. I’m glad you cleared that up. 
 

Seriously, though, thanks for your service. 

 

3 hours ago, speed817 said:

 

 


That was fucking retarded. 

4 hours ago, speed817 said:

 

 

Well that was lame as fuck.

How many times did @ousux rage quit Tecmo Bowl as a kid after pressing down and B for the 15th straight time?

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14 hours ago, Yesh said:

If there a more appropriate thread to discuss tickets, please point me in the right direction.

 

Family is going to be out of town for the Wyoming game, so I'm thinking about going as a single.  Are there any semi-premium options (more than just space on a bench) I could look at for a couple hundred bucks?

Nope

18 hours ago, ousux said:

Worthy isn't our only deep threat this year we now have at least two other dudes who can track the ball and fight for it in the air

FIFY

10 hours ago, Knewk210 said:

As pilots we always said how do you know if someone is a Naval Aviator? Because he will immediately tell you!

They stole that from vegans.

16 hours ago, Yesh said:

If there a more appropriate thread to discuss tickets, please point me in the right direction.

 

Family is going to be out of town for the Wyoming game, so I'm thinking about going as a single.  Are there any semi-premium options (more than just space on a bench) I could look at for a couple hundred bucks?

More than just tickets on the app

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https://texassports.com/news/2020/9/3/texas-athletics-new-texas-longhorns-mobile-app-is-now-live.aspx

Since thread is dead this morning, Scipio Tex

August 19th

12 hours ago, USNALonghorn said:

As a Naval Aviator, I was cringing during the entire clip.

As I say to my zipper suited sun gods.  How do you know who’s a pilot. They’ll tell you lol 

1 hour ago, Cajun said:

They stole that from vegans.

And the crossfitters 

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

As I say to my zipper suited sun gods.  How do you know who’s a pilot. They’ll tell you lol 

And the crossfitters 

Possibly the worst of the bunch.

The different options and combinations of WRs is pretty interesting to me.  What are some unique formations you think they could try?

 

How about one side - Neyor outside, Sanders WR2, Worthy WR3; Other side - Mitchell

It sounds like Moore and Niblett showed up ready to go. I'm used to us having like 13 WRs on the roster and about four of them being good. We have the opposite this year. Eight on scholarship, I think, and they're all gonna play. 

14 minutes ago, Red Five said:

It sounds like Moore and Niblett showed up ready to go. I'm used to us having like 13 WRs on the roster and about four of them being good. We have the opposite this year. Eight on scholarship, I think, and they're all gonna play. 

Exactly. It makes a big difference for team depth.

43 minutes ago, Red Five said:

It sounds like Moore and Niblett showed up ready to go. I'm used to us having like 13 WRs on the roster and about four of them being good. We have the opposite this year. Eight on scholarship, I think, and they're all gonna play. 

I believe that was one of Sark’s goals when he got here.

14 hours ago, USNALonghorn said:

As a Naval Aviator, I was cringing during the entire clip.

Whatever, Iceman

12 hours ago, Newy25 said:


That was fucking retarded. 

I hope you like being roasted.  Because you shouldn’t use that term.  Wtf is wrong with you?  Are you regarded?

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1 hour ago, Red Five said:

It sounds like Moore and Niblett showed up ready to go. I'm used to us having like 13 WRs on the roster and about four of them being good. We have the opposite this year. Eight on scholarship, I think, and they're all gonna play. 

Seems like the talent is continuing to stack up at several positions. Someone commented on Bama having five or six five-stars ***** at EDGE. We seem to be working in that direction. That's a Good Thing.

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1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

As I say to my zipper suited sun gods.  How do you know who’s a pilot. They’ll tell you lol 

And the crossfitters 

 

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1 hour ago, Red Five said:

It sounds like Moore and Niblett showed up ready to go. I'm used to us having like 13 WRs on the roster and about four of them being good. We have the opposite this year. Eight on scholarship, I think, and they're all gonna play. 

Worthy, Whitt, Mitchell, Neyor, and Sanders all turning pro after this year. Cool, Moore, and Niblett are desperately needed. 

Just now, 6th Street said:

Worthy, Whitt, Mitchell, Neyor, and Sanders all turning pro after this year. Cool, Moore, and Niblett are desperately needed. 

Is cain gonna ball out?

Worthy, Whitt, Mitchell, Neyor, and Sanders all turning pro after this year. Cool, Moore, and Niblett are desperately needed. 

If all four of those WRs turn pro, we’ve had an incredible year. I’d bet on Neyor returning.
8 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Is cain gonna ball out?

Stone hands 

4 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

What time is the scrimmage today?

9:45

22 minutes ago, someguy said:

9:45

there was a scrimmage this morning at 9:45?

37 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Worthy, Whitt, Mitchell, Neyor, and Sanders all turning pro after this year. Cool, Moore, and Niblett are desperately needed. 

Neyor is going to need a bad ass season to get the draft grade he wants. I’m not convinced Mitchell is automatically gone either. 

17 minutes ago, futureman said:

there was a scrimmage this morning at 9:45?

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2 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Am I supposed to be encouraged about the defense or concerned for the offense by this?

Yes that’s correct. 

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From Burton minutes ago:

Some notes just in:

Defense definitely had a good day. They created a couple of fumbles and made an INT.

Offense improved as scrimmage wore on. Ced Baxter continues to impress.

More as we get it!

1 hour ago, 6th Street said:

Worthy, Whitt, Mitchell, Neyor, and Sanders all turning pro after this year. Cool, Moore, and Niblett are desperately needed. 

Johntay Cool.

I like the sound of that..

15 hours ago, Chili dog said:

Dude, I always misread your handle as USANALonghorn. I’m glad you cleared that up. 
 

Seriously, though, thanks for your service. 

Either way really 

2 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

From Burton minutes ago:

Some notes just in:

Defense definitely had a good day. They created a couple of fumbles and made an INT.

Offense improved as scrimmage wore on. Ced Baxter continues to impress.

More as we get it!

Any boo-boos? 

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We need this season to start already. I just heard Ian Boyd wonder if Harold Perkins would be better than David Gbenda on the Inside Texas podcast. Peak offseason retardedness. 

41 minutes ago, MH BEVO said:

Any boo-boos? 

Not as of now. Pending talking to the training staff 

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