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10 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Mental Health Tip #2: if you’re taking mental health tips from Rimbo, then you should check yourself into the nearest mental health facility immediately. 

Is that what happened to Randy?

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  • Born Burnt
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    Sorry you live in a trailer park.

  • Daichee Bell
    Daichee Bell

    Had a buddy at a practice recently.  Nothing earth shattering here, so take it for what it's worth.  He didn't recall any first team drop.  There may have been some, but none that came to mind. 

  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    A guy that played for years in the NFL was at practice yesterday. His takeaway was that if this team isn’t a playoff contender and conference winner, it took effort to fuck it up on gameday. 

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Sark is probably not the guy but it isn’t like there’s no proof of concept of quick turnarounds in the SEC. Hell Auburn and LSU have made a living on being schizo programs. Alabama was terrible, until they weren’t. Etc etc.

Quick turn around can happen when there is talent on the field and on the bench, or when there are a few missing pieces including a coaching deficiency. But if it is a overhaul that is needed, that takes time.
45 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Mental Health Tip #2: if you’re taking mental health tips from Rimbo, then you should check yourself into the nearest mental health facility immediately. 

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Relax.  We are going to have a great year,  or we will have Gary Patterson as our Head Coach inheriting a great roster heading into the SEC. 

4 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

Hard for me to trust Sark given his track record prior to Texas and him losing so many close and winnable games at Texas.

I am rooting hard for him though.  Part of me has a feeling he will always be about -1 or so of what our team should do in wins and losses.

I root for TEXAS.  That is all.  :)

35 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

Relax.  We are going to have a great year,  or we will have Gary Patterson as our Head Coach inheriting a great roster heading into the SEC. 


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37 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

Relax.  We are going to have a great year,  or we will have Gary Patterson as our Head Coach inheriting a great roster heading into the SEC. 

Weird way to spell Jeff Traylor

5 hours ago, Rimbo said:

i wouldn't fuck with elderly Asian women, man

so discriminatory.  i would definitely fuck an elderly asian woman.  there are beautiful women everywhere, in every race.

19 minutes ago, thrillhammer said:

so discriminatory.  i would definitely fuck an elderly asian woman.  there are beautiful women everywhere, in every race.

fuck? yes. fuck with? hell no.

3 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Any update on how Jett Bush is doing?

Bobby mentions him as a quality backup for Ford on just about every video/podcast

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1 hour ago, thrillhammer said:

so discriminatory.  i would definitely fuck an elderly asian woman.  there are beautiful women everywhere, in every race.

Good luck telling how old they are tho

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10 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

This paragraph is some weak shit. Decades? It didn't take Alabama decades to recover from their Dubose/Franchione/Shula shitshow. LSU has been up and down from middling to outstanding multiple times in decades. Same with Auburn. 

Not to mention we sucked going into the Big 12, at the time the best conference in the land through ‘05 - not a question about it - and we were more than fine very quickly. The “doomed going to the SEC” argument is so illogical it fries me. 

6 minutes ago, Porterhouse said:

Not to mention we sucked going into the Big 12, at the time the best conference in the land through ‘05 - not a question about it - and we were more than fine very quickly. The “doomed going to the SEC” argument is so illogical it fries me. 

But,but big scary Nebraska though.

1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

Good luck telling how old they are tho

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Been in Asia for 3 years so this hits really close to home. Up to 50, the pool is vast and deep.

O noes our pash rush and secondary are getting shredded!

The heisman voters are watching practice.
11 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

Mental Health Tip #2: if you’re taking mental health tips from Rimbo, then you should check yourself into the nearest mental health facility immediately. 

true fact

12 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Good luck telling how old they are tho

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As a well traveled connoisseur of Asians.  I cannot even begin to express how accurate this is 

"As a well traveled connoisseur of Asians.  I cannot even begin to express how accurate this is "

I lived in Asia for over half a decade, how quickly they go from "Hello G.I." to "Mama San".

 

Interesting OL discussion here(timestamped)

 

 

Bobby thinks Campbell wins the RG job and Hutson is backup center/RG.....Thinks Conner starts off at LG but Neto overtakes him, Believes Hutson is being groomed to be center next year

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4 hours ago, Leanderman said:

"As a well traveled connoisseur of Asians.  I cannot even begin to express how accurate this is "

I lived in Asia for over half a decade, how quickly they go from "Hello G.I." to "Mama San".

 

All the facts 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

13 hours ago, CashMcCoy said:

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14 hours ago, The Deuce said:

 

I wasn’t ready for these two posts back to back

 

36 minutes ago, Octavian said:

I wasn’t ready for these two posts back to back

 

I was.

4 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Interesting OL discussion here(timestamped)

 

 

Bobby thinks Campbell wins the RG job and Hutson is backup center/RG.....Thinks Conner starts off at LG but Neto overtakes him, Believes Hutson is being groomed to be center next year

Thank you for posting these.

But just FYI, this is the second video I've noticed with the "timestamped" description.
If by "timestamped" are you saying that you've linked us the video so that it starts at a particular time in the video?
Because the videos keep starting at the beginning for me.

When I share a video, I'll click the "share" button and then put a checkmark on "Start at :xxx:"
That changes the link just above it.  So, I then copy that link.  *After clicking "Starts at", not before.

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Might just be me?  You can try by opening it in an Incognito window to see how it behaves for you.

16 hours ago, CashMcCoy said:

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36 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Thank you for posting these.

But just FYI, this is the second video I've noticed with the "timestamped" description.
If by "timestamped" are you saying that you've linked us the video so that it starts at a particular time in the video?
Because the videos keep starting at the beginning for me.

When I share a video, I'll click the "share" button and then put a checkmark on "Start at :xxx:"
That changes the link just above it.  So, I then copy that link.  *After clicking "Starts at", not before.

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Might just be me?  You can try by opening it in an Incognito window to see how it behaves for you.

Are you watching in the browser by pressing play or are you clicking on the video and it’s taking you to YY? 

20 hours ago, The Deuce said:

 

Now do it during the season...

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12 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

As a well traveled connoisseur of Asians.  I cannot even begin to express how accurate this is 

At least it's 60 instead of 40. 

On 8/4/2023 at 11:22 AM, Rimbo said:

is that an insult? i wouldn't fuck with elderly Asian women, man

Not at all, the people who live on those huge inclines in San Fran are like fucking sherpas. They also happen to be right near china town.

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13 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Not at all, the people who live on those huge inclines in San Fran are like fucking sherpas. They also happen to be right near china town.

You seem to have connections! Please set me up. 

3 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Dude’s a monster.

He’s 37 and the last of Mack Browns recruits.  Dudes gonna have a pension

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4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

He’s 37 and the last of Mack Browns recruits.  Dudes gonna have a pension

We’re gonna set some records.  We had a kid drafted last year who wasn’t  eligible to vote, and we’re gonna have one this year who’s eligible for Medicare.

I, also, am ready to get hurt again.

But this is the year.*

 

* We need to stay out of close games and kick other teams' asses. The B12 refs will absolutely, 100% do their level best to fuck us over. All we can do is not give them the chance to flip a close game.

Please, God, make sure Sark knows this.

Was hoping J'Mond Tapp could have been someone to emerge as a pass rusher, and I know it's early, but I don't think I've seen his name mentioned yet.

On 8/3/2023 at 9:29 AM, Vertigo said:

They were, but schematically TCU was running around completely lost. 

They didn't want to be there?

1 hour ago, conVINCEd said:

We’re gonna set some records.  We had a kid drafted last year who wasn’t  eligible to vote, and we’re gonna have one this year who’s eligible for Medicare.

Now do K-State/BYU players this season eligible for medicare...

QB for UTSA is in his 7th yr 😂😂😂😂

50 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

 

Good players, imo

My kingdom for a Brian Orakpo.

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