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Besides a person loudly and proudly proclaiming they don’t own a TV, what other singular act is 100% correlated to you not liking said person?

I’ve now met two dudes who take a vacation day every year on their birthdays.  Don’t like either of those betas.

interested to hear what other singular things cause you to pull parachute on ever being friends with someone.  
 

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5 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

uses the word "beta"

This is a big one haha 

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11 minutes ago, Hornbeliever said:

 

I’ve now met two dudes who take a vacation day every year on their birthdays.  Don’t like either of those betas.


 

You don't like a person because they take their birthday off??? Get over yourself you big beta

who gives a fuck when people take off

They derive some sense of value from the Ford-Chevy argument.

They went to Texas A&M

They are vegan/ vegetarian, but it goes way the fuck beyond actual diet.  I don't have an issue with folks who just don't do the meat thing.

Overzealous Christian.   Overzealous anti-Christian.

People who cannot be nice to kids or dogs.

 

12 minutes ago, slorch said:

They derive some sense of value from the Ford-Chevy argument.

They went to Texas A&M

They are vegan/ vegetarian, but it goes way the fuck beyond actual diet.  I don't have an issue with folks who just don't do the meat thing.

Overzealous Christian.   Overzealous anti-Christian.

People who cannot be nice to kids or dogs.

 

This is a damn good starting list.  Throw in Tech and we're pretty much done. I'll show myself out 

32 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

You don't like a person because they take their birthday off??? Get over yourself you big beta

who gives a fuck when people take off

My company gives us ur birthday off, but you can take it any day in the month of your birthday.  I approve.

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They identify themselves as a "patriot"

24 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

When they are really into dogfighting. 
 

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50 minutes ago, slorch said:

They derive some sense of value from the Ford-Chevy argument.

They went to Texas A&M

They are vegan/ vegetarian, but it goes way the fuck beyond actual diet.  I don't have an issue with folks who just don't do the meat thing.

Overzealous Christian.   Overzealous anti-Christian.

People who cannot be nice to kids or dogs.

 

Good list.  Also have friends who are both vegan or vegetarian but I definitely don’t have any friends who tell you they are vegan within 2 minutes of meeting them.  So I think delayed triggers are fine, ones who can’t wait to tell you I don’t like.

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4 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

He probably wouldn't like you either.. 

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That's not a red hat.

Thats a 

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Anyone who uses the word "right?" at the end of every sentence. 

Anyone who walks into my office and says "I love what you've done with the place."

Anyone who brings two large dogs to work and lets them run free among the offices. 

PS - I hate my co-worker. 

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They're rude to a server or waitstaff

Talking on their cell in line (store, bank, whatever)

 

Anyone that uses the words irregardless, a whole nother, or all of the sudden. 

36 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

Anyone who uses the word "right?" at the end of every sentence. 

Anyone who walks into my office and says "I love what you've done with the place."

Anyone who brings two large dogs to work and lets them run free among the offices. 

PS - I hate my co-worker. 

I know, right?

29 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

They're rude to a server or waitstaff

Talking on their cell in line (store, bank, whatever)

 

These were actually the 2 I was going to list, but by far the first one.  

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People who talk about all the overtime they work but really all they are doing is trying to wear it as a badge of honor. Fuck off loser, I’m sorry your job is your life/identity. I have better stuff to do.

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They were pussy actors that couldn't even grow a mustache. Robin Olds was the real deal.

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New acquaintances who try to sell you something. Really salesman in general are a personality clash with me. 

Anyone who talks about politics when you first meet them.

People who take selfies. Instantly I know you hate your life. 

People who never admit they are wrong. And don’t argue with me. I’m right about this. 

Jacked up farm truck.

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 If they have any version of a punisher skull on their vehicle (who am I kidding, it will be a jacked up pickup w/ truck nuts) or clothing. 

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2 hours ago, RPM said:

They were pussy actors that couldn't even grow a mustache. Robin Olds was the real deal.

A Real Maverick: Robin Olds | The Rake

Was gonna give you shit for besmirching Pappy, as his piloting photos were always clean shaven.  Guess you get a pass for his Medal of Honor pic. Robert Conrad was the perfect actor to portray him on Black Sheep.

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In public places, using cell phone by holding it horizontally and talking into the mic while playing the audio on speaker. image.png.be31c0edf7d91344bc8cd7c631a0193f.png

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11 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

They're rude to a server or waitstaff

Talking on their cell in line (store, bank, whatever)

 

 

11 minutes ago, squib said:

In public places, using cell phone by holding it horizontally and talking into the mic while playing the audio on speaker. image.png.be31c0edf7d91344bc8cd7c631a0193f.png

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People that overuse the word “bro”.  The occasional use is ok I guess but I have found I have not ever liked someone that uses it frequently. 
 

Oh, and just about anyone born after 1990.  
 

And, OP wouldn’t like me much.  I have never worked on my birthday. 

13 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Anyone who doesn't like dogs. Surest sign there is something fundamentally wrong with them.

Beer snobs

 

OR someone who dogs don’t like.  

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People with kids that count on the government for their entire income and keep getting pregnant.

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Putting an SEC sticker on your car.

 

 

 

 

The 444 guy and the asshole that all those falling junker cars keep missing in their swarms of tv ads.

Not to mention the one whose name & picture keep popping up everywhere online and dominates TV advertising.

Here’s looking at you…

 

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10 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

People who talk about all the overtime they work but really all they are doing is trying to wear it as a badge of honor. Fuck off loser, I’m sorry your job is your life/identity. I have better stuff to do.

People who do nothing to talk about work, the good or bad, in every conversation. Like it’s 40+ hours of my week, I don’t want to talk about it or think about it during my time 

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