August 11, 20232 yr On 8/9/2023 at 9:47 PM, ITHorn said: Guy who is constantly imaginary putting and driving in the office. I’m talking about while waiting for the copier or in line for coffee in a tiny ass kitchen. Nobody will say anything because he’s the nephew of a VP, so we all suffer in silence as the 28 year old wannabe Phil Mickelson goes 18 at Augusta before noon on a Monday. I have never witnessed this. Ever. I accept that blessing too. LOL.
August 11, 20232 yr People that refer to any part of the US that is not densely urban as "flyover" country, and anyone that chooses not to live in that shit as "rubes." People that have "fur babies." People that are inconsiderate with their boat wakes. People from the extremes of both political properties. People that talk constantly about their kid's sports. People that have not truly "grown up" and always try to get you to do stuff with them that would cause spousal conflict. CHIEF
August 11, 20232 yr On 8/9/2023 at 9:47 PM, ITHorn said: Guy who is constantly imaginary putting and driving in the office. I’m talking about while waiting for the copier or in line for coffee in a tiny ass kitchen. Nobody will say anything because he’s the nephew of a VP, so we all suffer in silence as the 28 year old wannabe Phil Mickelson goes 18 at Augusta before noon on a Monday.
August 11, 20232 yr 19 hours ago, Hefeweizen said: Spotless giant trucks. If you have a 250 long bed and it’s got a tool box and is used, we’ll get along fine. If it’s been detailed we’re probably not going to be buds. So keeping a truck clean is frowned upon?
August 11, 20232 yr So keeping a truck clean is frowned upon? For what I paid for my truck I’m keeping it clean, and I use it for truck stuff all the time!
August 11, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said: So keeping a truck clean is frowned upon? I get his point. A truck is supposed to be a work vehicle. Of course you can wash it, but treating it like it’s a city car is ridiculous. So you got a ding or scratch? So what? It’s a truck! Some mud? So what? It’s a truck!
August 11, 20232 yr On 8/9/2023 at 8:47 PM, ITHorn said: Guy who is constantly imaginary putting and driving in the office. I’m talking about while waiting for the copier or in line for coffee in a tiny ass kitchen. Nobody will say anything because he’s the nephew of a VP, so we all suffer in silence as the 28 year old wannabe Phil Mickelson goes 18 at Augusta before noon on a Monday. I once hired a greenskeeper who behaved like this. It was unbearable. Fortunately, he went on a killing spree one day after misconstruing my instructions and we never heard from him again.
August 12, 20232 yr 4 hours ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said: So keeping a truck clean is frowned upon? Nah, but when these morons pose as if they have a big ole workin truck and there's nary a scratch on the tailgate or trailer hitch or whatever, some of us just roll our fucking eyes.
August 12, 20232 yr Incorrect use of "literally". It's like a spike to my brain.It's literally like a spike to your brain amirite?
August 14, 20232 yr On 8/11/2023 at 7:01 AM, SamsCorner said: Self-righteous pot smokers who won't shut up, especially when they're high. 14 handicappers who manage to throw out an 83 - 82 in the NET club championship and then hang around the men's grill bragging on it. "Hey man, it some times happens. I was making everything." When I was a member at Lost Creek I was a 10 playing a 22 handicap in the match play, giving him 6 shots a side. I shot a 38 on the front nine and was down 5 holes. I ended up shooting an 80 and he shot a 75. We were done after the 12th hole. He claimed "medical issues" that caused him to shoot higher on earlier rounds.
August 14, 20232 yr People who think they're being cute when they mispronounce foreign names or words.
August 14, 20232 yr 39 minutes ago, NorthLoop said: People who think they're being cute when they mispronounce foreign names or words. Like Guadaloop and Manshack? So cross the people of Austin off NorthLoop's list.
August 14, 20232 yr On 8/11/2023 at 5:28 PM, nnm said: I get his point. A truck is supposed to be a work vehicle. Of course you can wash it, but treating it like it’s a city car is ridiculous. So you got a ding or scratch? So what? It’s a truck! Some mud? So what? It’s a truck! This here is my son’s work truck. It is used as such.
August 14, 20232 yr On 8/10/2023 at 7:14 PM, Hefeweizen said: Spotless giant trucks. If you have a 250 long bed and it’s got a tool box and is used, we’ll get along fine. If it’s been detailed we’re probably not going to be buds. This one time, I was at Home Depot and saw this Tundra with a lift and good sized tires. Spotless! Not a speck of dirt on it and bright and shiny. First thing I thought was the owner only uses it to pull a boat. So the truck was parked next to grassy area and these kids started rough housing in it. And a bro walks up to them, I assumed it was their dad, and tells them stop messing around because they were going to bring grass in the truck. Grass! Yep, bro was yelling at his sons because of grass in the truck. Not because they were fooling around in a busy parking lot.
August 15, 20232 yr People who are completely helpless and aren't even remotely interested in learning new things. They just kind of float through life doing nothing.
August 15, 20232 yr Acting as if having a kid pull your finger and letting one rip is some affront to all humanity. Was it wrong to do that at the dentist office? Actually it's people who act as if they never farted in their lives. yeah. Whatever... Edited August 15, 20232 yr by slorch
August 15, 20232 yr On 8/11/2023 at 9:19 PM, nnm said: One, if not the all time favorite for me, too stoopid indeed...
August 15, 20232 yr 9 hours ago, Okie State said: People who are completely helpless and aren't even remotely interested in learning new things. They just kind of float through life doing nothing. I learned late in life to post here with my new gadgets so more people could read my complaints about all the other assholes.
August 15, 20232 yr On 8/8/2023 at 5:30 AM, Ogie Ogilthorpe said: I think it is pretty impressive that someone taught a dog to take pictures.
August 15, 20232 yr 6 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said: One, if not the all time favorite for me, too stoopid indeed... As someone who's done a lot of photoshop in my life, it irks the fuck out of me that they couldn't rotate the aggy logo just a little bit to make it line up right.
August 15, 20232 yr Husband and wife pairs that shop at Costco and have to discuss every single got dammed purchase like it's life or death. Just throw the bag of frozen berries in fucking cart and move on. ...and the Dutch.
August 16, 20232 yr 6 hours ago, Jiggy-Z said: Husband and wife pairs that shop at Costco and have to discuss every single got dammed purchase like it's life or death. Just throw the bag of frozen berries in fucking cart and move on. ...and the Dutch. I dunno man. I HAVE to go with my wife so get the opportunity to talk her out of buying shit we don't need. You know why I don't want a 7 lb. bag of frozen berries? Because it will take up space in my deep freezer until I throw it out 6 months later.
August 16, 20232 yr 26 minutes ago, NorthLoop said: I dunno man. I HAVE to go with my wife so get the opportunity to talk her out of buying shit we don't need. You know why I don't want a 7 lb. bag of frozen berries? Because it will take up space in my deep freezer until I throw it out 6 months later. I bet you're Dutch too.
August 16, 20232 yr 16 hours ago, Jiggy-Z said: Husband and wife pairs that shop at Costco and have to discuss every single got dammed purchase like it's life or death. Just throw the bag of frozen berries in fucking cart and move on. ...and the Dutch. 9 hours ago, NorthLoop said: I dunno man. I HAVE to go with my wife so get the opportunity to talk her out of buying shit we don't need. You know why I don't want a 7 lb. bag of frozen berries? Because it will take up space in my deep freezer until I throw it out 6 months later. I do probably 90% of our grocery shopping 1) because I am already out in the stores- just hit the last one before I come home and 2) exactly what NorthLoop is saying. She still gets on fucking on Amazon however. undefeated.
August 16, 20232 yr 10 hours ago, NorthLoop said: I dunno man. I HAVE to go with my wife so get the opportunity to talk her out of buying shit we don't need. You know why I don't want a 7 lb. bag of frozen berries? Because it will take up space in my deep freezer until I throw it out 6 months later. But she's making smoothies now. She'll make a smoothie every morning for four days. Then it will sit in your deep freezer for 6 months.
August 16, 20232 yr 4 minutes ago, ztejas said: But she's making smoothies now. She'll make a smoothie every morning for four days. Then it will sit in your deep freezer for 6 months. More like "I saw this recipe for a dessert I wanna try and make." Narrator: The dessert never got made. Anyways didn't mean to derail this into the wives thread. Proceed with douchebag signals.
August 17, 20232 yr On 8/9/2023 at 6:47 AM, BonzoMontreaux said: Anyone that is totally in the bag for one political party. Don't give a shit which one they sell out for. As a Christian, other Christians that will turn their backs on or show intolerance towards folks because of folks' sexual orientation. Seen this shit within my family and friends ranks. Jesus said 'Love one another as I have loved you.'. Pretty simple. Do you see any exceptions in the that statement you intolerant fucks? I see an exception for Sooner and aggy assholes but maybe I interpret the Bible a little different than you.
August 17, 20232 yr Anyone who has unnaturally colored hair. Not necessarily unnatural to them but for humans. I’ve never met a person with pink, blue, green, purple, etc. hair that I liked.
August 17, 20232 yr 13 hours ago, txhorns said: Anyone who has unnaturally colored hair. Not necessarily unnatural to them but for humans. I’ve never met a person with pink, blue, green, purple, etc. hair that I liked. You mean you don't like The Boy With The Green Hair ? Dean Stockwell was a great child actor and he continued that greatness through his entire career. This is actually a pretty good little film if you have never seen it.
August 20, 20232 yr Some of this stuff I realize I don’t like but will never know about most people. Like returning grocery carts. I don’t think I’m friends with people who don’t return their carts but I never go to the store with them and I don’t make friends with randos at the grocery store anyway. So I don’t like it but it’s irrelevant to my friend making decision. “One-uppers” who have a story better than you is a good one. Assholes who don’t let you like what you like. If you’re drinking a lager they tell you how you should get a craft IPA. You mention a TV show and they know a better one that has better humor. You should try their indie band. Your vacation was too touristy, why not get off the beaten path like them. Fuck, just let me like what I like. Boasting about athletic accomplishments or having stickers/gear like 13.1 or triathlon completion. Wear that shit at the gym. Unless you’re a pro athlete it’s just a hobby. If you still fit in a college or high school athletic shirt and want to mow the yard in it, fine. Going to Disney as an adult, although I just silently judge in keeping with point above.
August 20, 20232 yr Post serving in the Army, while going to college, I actually worked with the Williamson Co Sheriff’s office and worked the “intake” for the jail on Friday and Saturday nights. My regular shift was 4-midnight each week, 5 days a week. I might have met some of you “Surly Bastards” over 20 years ago!The stories I could tell from my year of working the night shift in Georgetown! This was 95-96.Hook’em!!!
August 20, 20232 yr On 8/16/2023 at 8:21 PM, txhorns said: Anyone who has unnaturally colored hair. Not necessarily unnatural to them but for humans. I’ve never met a person with pink, blue, green, purple, etc. hair that I liked. You sound deep.
August 21, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, closetohumping said: Jim Rome fans Colin Cowherd fans. Stephen A Smith. And his fans, if he has any. Skip Bayless. I’m quite sure he doesn’t have any fans. If he did, I would not like them.
August 21, 20232 yr On 8/20/2023 at 3:42 PM, msucolt45 said: Post serving in the Army, while going to college, I actually worked with the Williamson Co Sheriff’s office and worked the “intake” for the jail on Friday and Saturday nights. My regular shift was 4-midnight each week, 5 days a week. I might have met some of you “Surly Bastards” over 20 years ago! The stories I could tell from my year of working the night shift in Georgetown! This was 95-96. Hook’em!!! People who post random shit in threads that don't relate to the subject at hand.
August 22, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, closetohumping said: Non tippers Without re-opening the debate over POS tips for counter service or similar stuff (at least 3 threads on this), yes, the guy in this post ITA.
August 23, 20232 yr Without re-opening the debate over POS tips for counter service or similar stuff (at least 3 threads on this), yes, the guy in this post ITA. IF this is a true story the the guy’s definitely the AH, but the waitress chasing him down in the parking lot puts her on the spectrum. Why is my iced tea empty? Oh yeah, our waitress is in the parking lot yelling at that guy.
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