September 14, 20232 yr 10 hours ago, Napoleon said: Then this has a&m as the #6 public university in the country. (Texas isn’t listed among the Top 10 that they cover. Lulz. Wouldn’t send my kids there if it was paid for.
September 14, 20232 yr 3 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said: Bama fans are going to struggle with their new situation. It’s a Reddit NHL copypasta.
September 14, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Not a Sock said: It’s a Reddit NHL copypasta. How are people missing this very obvious pasta?
September 15, 20232 yr 23 hours ago, TexasRenegade said: That apparently isn't part of the metric. Our ratings are largely identical except for salary impact vs other colleges where they kill us by like 26 points and diversity where we beat them by 13. The University of Texas at Austin Austin, TX Scores and Ranks Rank/Score Overall Rank 118 Overall Score 73.5 Student Outcomes Score/Timeframe Salary Impact vs. Similar Colleges 57 Graduation Rate vs. Similar Colleges 90 Years to Pay Off Net Price 1 year, 6 months Survey Results Score Learning Opportunities 67 Preparation for Career 69 Learning Facilities 78 Recommendation Score 81 Diversity Score Diversity 67 Cost and Returns Amount Average Net Price $17,519 Value Added to Graduate Salary $46,713 Texas A & M University - College Station College Station, TX Scores and Ranks Rank/Score Overall Rank 38 Overall Score 79.9 Student Outcomes Score/Timeframe Salary Impact vs. Similar Colleges 83 Graduation Rate vs. Similar Colleges 89 Years to Pay Off Net Price 1 year, 10 months Survey Results Score Learning Opportunities 65 Preparation for Career 71 Learning Facilities 81 Recommendation Score 82 Diversity Score Diversity 53 Cost and Returns Amount Average Net Price $20,976 Value Added to Graduate Salary $44,877
September 15, 20232 yr 11 hours ago, Viper said: Now that the 104.9 The Horn is dead, I've been enjoying Inside Texas. Good stuff. Love Gerry. They have pretty good guests.
September 15, 20232 yr Popular Post There’s nothing that finebaum has ever said or done that I can say I missed. He’s just there, like the ostrich that keeps staring at you through your car window at the arbuckle wilderness safari park looking for food. You just ignore him.
September 15, 20232 yr Well now we're going to have to turn this one into a broader enemy screenshot thread since these poor shmucks aren't on the SEC liferaft
September 15, 20232 yr What's the deal with the Ewe/Ewee instead of Ewers thing? I haven't seen it before, and it's pretty fucking stupid.
September 15, 20232 yr Popular Post These tech idiots think they're going to show up this year in DKR and get a new result. I expect Texas to take that game very, very personally and Tech isn't going to go 6-8 on 4th down or whatever they did last year. I'm hoping that is the last game against Tech that I watch in my lifetime, and I think Texas is going to beat the absolute shit out of those wannabes like they owed UT money.
September 15, 20232 yr 10 minutes ago, closetojumping said: These tech idiots think they're going to show up this year in DKR and get a new result. I expect Texas to take that game very, very personally and Tech isn't going to go 6-8 on 4th down or whatever they did last year. I'm hoping that is the last game against Tech that I watch in my lifetime, and I think Texas is going to beat the absolute shit out of those wannabes like they owed UT money. Sark isn't the kind of guy to run up the score on conference opponents, but putting 70 on them would be lovely
September 15, 20232 yr If they end up as good as their fans think, we might get the opportunity to beat the shit out of them twice in a row
September 15, 20232 yr 21 hours ago, Viper said: Paul had some surprising quotes in there. He could be bloviating given the audience or the recent result, but: On Texas' announcement to the SEC (24:55) "I have never been more excited about anything in the SEC. It was simply the biggest moment that I have ever experienced, the next week, when the commissioner finally announced it. And listen, I am excited about Oklahoma too, but there's just nothing like the University of Texas." On the game vs. Texas (25:51) "It was the biggest game in Tuscaloosa since 1 vs. 2 with LSU in 2011... That was literally the biggest game I have ever seen. LeBron James couldn't even get a box." Then he takes a dig at the President's Club box. "It's not as impressive as it sounds. It's a couple hundred people who grab pimento cheese sandwiches." On some Texas fans he interacted with the night before the game (27:08) "I've never been around more money in my entire life. I mean, there's SEC money, and then there was Texas money... I think the Alabama people were so intimidated the Texas people would buy them out, they were nice to them." I know he's a Tennessee alum. I think he's been waiting for someone to dethrone Bama for a while. UGA is doing it, and now Texas collapsed the Tide's non-conference streak.
September 15, 20232 yr 47 minutes ago, Noozak said: Sark isn't the kind of guy to run up the score on conference opponents, but putting 70 on them would be lovely I'm not sure what makes you say that, at all. At Texas, he hasn't had the ability to do such at this point. Guy didn't have problems scoring points on conference opponents when he was the OC at Bama. He won't put up 70, sure, but if we're up 35-7 and he puts in the backups in the early 3rd and tells them that we're running the fucking offense, I wouldn't be surprised.
September 15, 20232 yr 6 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said: I'm not sure what makes you say that, at all. At Texas, he hasn't had the ability to do such at this point. Guy didn't have problems scoring points on conference opponents when he was the OC at Bama. He won't put up 70, sure, but if we're up 35-7 and he puts in the backups in the early 3rd and tells them that we're running the fucking offense, I wouldn't be surprised. He hung 70 on Tech the first time he played them: https://www.espn.com/college-football/game/_/gameId/401287911
September 15, 20232 yr Popular Post 25 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said: I'm not sure what makes you say that, at all. At Texas, he hasn't had the ability to do such at this point. Guy didn't have problems scoring points on conference opponents when he was the OC at Bama. He won't put up 70, sure, but if we're up 35-7 and he puts in the backups in the early 3rd and tells them that we're running the fucking offense, I wouldn't be surprised. 19 minutes ago, texifornia said: He hung 70 on Tech the first time he played them: https://www.espn.com/college-football/game/_/gameId/401287911 Scott Van Pelt tells a great story about being near the tunnel that Bama was coming out of at halftime of the national title game against ND after the 2012 season. Bama was up 28-0 and just beating the absolute shit out of Notre Dame up and down the field. Barrett Jones was leading the Bama team out of the tunnel and he turned around to the entire team, paused, and then shouts at the top of his lungs: "These assholes signed up for 60 minutes! It is our job to give that to them!" and then they stormed the field and finished beating the shit out of the Irish to the tune of closing out the blowout 42-14. I sure as shit hope to see Texas start taking that approach. That doesn't mean beating someone by 80 points and throwing deep with a minute left, but it does mean that every team Texas plays should leave the game feeling like, at a minimum, they were in a street fight for 60 minutes, and, at a maximum, they had their asses run over repeatedly and mentally defeated for the next time they come to Austin or UT comes to town. If Texas has a chance to embarrass Tech on T+1, they should damned well do it.
September 15, 20232 yr 19 minutes ago, closetojumping said: I sure as shit hope to see Texas start taking that approach. That doesn't mean beating someone by 80 points and throwing deep with a minute left, but it does mean that every team Texas plays should leave the game feeling like, at a minimum, they were in a street fight for 60 minutes, and, at a maximum, they had their asses run over repeatedly and mentally defeated for the next time they come to Austin or UT comes to town. If Texas has a chance to embarrass Tech on T+1, they should damned well do it. Bill Bradley, Vince Young, and Kasey Studdard played with a similar mentality. It's been missing for far too long. Edited September 15, 20232 yr by Tex Pete
September 15, 20232 yr 42 minutes ago, texifornia said: He hung 70 on Tech the first time he played them: https://www.espn.com/college-football/game/_/gameId/401287911 With Casey fucking Thompson, Cade Brewer, Marcus Washington, Joshua Moore, & a shit OL. That was Worthy's coming out party though.
September 18, 20232 yr It's funny to see a tech fan admit that the UT game will be their super bowl lol. I dislike this shit conference but I think I dislike sand aggy even more. A 63-10 beating would be a great way for us to end that pathetic "rivalry."
September 19, 20232 yr These jort-wearing animals have access to the internet? You learn something new everyday.
September 19, 20232 yr 9 minutes ago, Vertuzzi said: These jort-wearing animals have access to the internet? You learn something new everyday. How do you think they learned how to burn couches?
September 19, 20232 yr 12 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said: How do you think they learned how to burn couches? By watching West Virginia play Notre Dame in the 1989 Fiesta Bowl with tin foil and rabbit ears?
September 19, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, texifornia said: It's not SEC, but here's tOSU fans: Listen, if I were them, I'd go after Weston Davis. Dude just got a huge ratings bump.
September 19, 20232 yr I like that they think $50k is some insurmountable amount of money that they can't overcome.
September 19, 20232 yr 3 minutes ago, irishtexan said: I like that they think $50k is some insurmountable amount of money that they can't overcome. Especially since of all the historically dirty schools, Ohio State absolutely does have real NIL cash. Their fans just have a huge smooth brained contingent.
September 19, 20232 yr 4 minutes ago, irishtexan said: I like that they think $50k is some insurmountable amount of money that they can't overcome. That's just breakfast, what about the other meals?
September 19, 20232 yr Popular Post This is the world's smallest violin playing for cheating ass Ohio State. I know that Baker isn't from Texas and as much I love Jordan Hicks, he doesn't quite square the account for Garrett Wilson, JSN, JK Dobbins, JT Barrett, Jeffrey Okuda, Baron Browning, Donovan Jackson, etc. Hell, we had to steal Ewers and Watts back from those couch burning assholes. Fuck Ohio State and that pedo Ryan Day forever. Here's to them never outbidding us for another recruit.
September 19, 20232 yr 9 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said: This is the world's smallest violin playing for cheating ass Ohio State. I know that Baker isn't from Texas and as much I love Jordan Hicks, he doesn't quite square the account for Garrett Wilson, JSN, JK Dobbins, JT Barrett, Jeffrey Okuda, Baron Browning, Donovan Jackson, etc. Hell, we had to steal Ewers and Watts back from those couch burning assholes. Fuck Ohio State and that pedo Ryan Day forever. Here's to them never outbidding us for another recruit.
September 20, 20232 yr 3 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said: This is the world's smallest violin playing for cheating ass Ohio State. I know that Baker isn't from Texas and as much I love Jordan Hicks, he doesn't quite square the account for Garrett Wilson, JSN, JK Dobbins, JT Barrett, Jeffrey Okuda, Baron Browning, Donovan Jackson, etc. Hell, we had to steal Ewers and Watts back from those couch burning assholes. Fuck Ohio State and that pedo Ryan Day forever. Here's to them never outbidding us for another recruit. Terrence Brooks was a signing day flip from them, IIRC.
September 20, 20232 yr Scott Van Pelt tells a great story about being near the tunnel that Bama was coming out of at halftime of the national title game against ND after the 2012 season. Bama was up 28-0 and just beating the absolute shit out of Notre Dame up and down the field. Barrett Jones was leading the Bama team out of the tunnel and he turned around to the entire team, paused, and then shouts at the top of his lungs: "These assholes signed up for 60 minutes! It is our job to give that to them!" and then they stormed the field and finished beating the shit out of the Irish to the tune of closing out the blowout 42-14. I sure as shit hope to see Texas start taking that approach. That doesn't mean beating someone by 80 points and throwing deep with a minute left, but it does mean that every team Texas plays should leave the game feeling like, at a minimum, they were in a street fight for 60 minutes, and, at a maximum, they had their asses run over repeatedly and mentally defeated for the next time they come to Austin or UT comes to town. If Texas has a chance to embarrass Tech on T+1, they should damned well do it.To beat teams mentally you've got to be like Bama has been the past decade. What I mean by that is teams see Texas on their schedule and think "well, even if we drop the game to Texas we'll still be in good position to run the table and land in X bowl"
September 20, 20232 yr 22 hours ago, Duane Moore said: Terrence Brooks was a signing day flip from them, IIRC. THE POINTS STILL STANDS SIR
September 21, 20232 yr Does Jimbo force his players to be indoctrinated at Fish Camp? Just saying what a “true ag” would ask?Hook’em!!!
September 21, 20232 yr If not that could be the “cause” for getting out of his contract, as not being true aggy!Hook’em!!!
September 21, 20232 yr On 9/19/2023 at 3:45 PM, Scholz said: What is this GIF from? It looks so dang familiar every time I see it, but I can't place it!!!
September 21, 20232 yr 4 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said: What is this GIF from? It looks so dang familiar every time I see it, but I can't place it!!! Whisky ad
September 22, 20232 yr On 9/15/2023 at 10:01 AM, texifornia said: Well now we're going to have to turn this one into a broader enemy screenshot thread since these poor shmucks aren't on the SEC liferaft My dream scenario: we play fOU in the championship, crowd is chanting SEC before the game. We kick their ass, fetti is falling down. Yormack has to say the usual complimentary speech, hand out the trophy to us........all while chanting SEC
September 22, 20232 yr Popular Post 4 hours ago, The Kendall Jackson said: My dream scenario: we play fOU in the championship, crowd is chanting SEC before the game. We kick their ass, fetti is falling down. Yormack has to say the usual complimentary speech, hand out the trophy to us........all while chanting SEC
September 22, 20232 yr 5 hours ago, The Kendall Jackson said: My dream scenario: we play fOU in the championship, crowd is chanting SEC before the game. We kick their ass, fetti is falling down. Yormack has to say the usual complimentary speech, hand out the trophy to us........all while chanting SEC
September 22, 20232 yr 7 hours ago, The Kendall Jackson said: My dream scenario: we play fOU in the championship, crowd is chanting SEC before the game. We kick their ass, fetti is falling down. Yormack has to say the usual complimentary speech, hand out the trophy to us........all while chanting SEC Fuck the chanting Just grab the trophy and Texas will SEC y’all later. much later. Edited September 22, 20232 yr by TexasTroll
September 22, 20232 yr Or have the stadium play clips of "they'd rather lose to Alabama and Georgia than KSU and ISU" and "Take care of business in Austin" on a loop to a highlight reel of us beating Bama, ISU, KSU, and some Sugar Bowl vs UGA.
September 22, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Magus Ossis said: Or have the stadium play clips of "they'd rather lose to Alabama and Georgia than KSU and ISU" and "Take care of business in Austin" on a loop to a highlight reel of us beating Bama, ISU, KSU, and some Sugar Bowl vs UGA.
September 27, 20232 yr I’m so mad we don’t have a monopoly on paying players anymore!!1! Wah. Wah. Bah.
September 27, 20232 yr 5 hours ago, fattyflattie said: I’m so mad we don’t have a monopoly on paying players anymore!!1! Wah. Wah. Bah. No shit. Such dishonest hypocrites.
September 28, 20232 yr I don't know, I think some of those folks actually believed they were landing all that talent because kids really do, honestly love... Baton Rouge. So, some of them are just stupid, but not dishonest hypocrites. What's most annoying though, is that these slapdicks from other states feel they are somehow entitled to any player in Texas they want, and that The University of Texas shouldn't have anything to say about that. That's what decades of a tilted, SEC-bag-filled recruiting landscape has taught them, and watching them attempt to adapt to the new reality, is amusing and delicious..
September 28, 20232 yr 8 hours ago, utee94 said: I don't know, I think some of those folks actually believed they were landing all that talent because kids really do, honestly love... Baton Rouge. So, some of them are just stupid, but not dishonest hypocrites. What's most annoying though, is that these slapdicks from other states feel they are somehow entitled to any player in Texas they want, and that The University of Texas shouldn't have anything to say about that. That's what decades of a tilted, SEC-bag-filled recruiting landscape has taught them, and watching them attempt to adapt to the new reality, is amusing and delicious.. I was unhappy with NIL and the way it was launched. So far, it's okay. We seem to be recruiting guys that aren't pure mercenaries. I do love the squealing from the bag man schools about us paying above board legit NIL money. People who take Texas money are money whores. Losers clutching their pearls. Fuck them. Fuck the SEC.
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