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12 hours ago, utee94 said:

I don't know, I think some of those folks actually believed they were landing all that talent because kids really do, honestly love... Baton Rouge.

So, some of them are just stupid, but not dishonest hypocrites.

What's most annoying though, is that these slapdicks from other states feel they are somehow entitled to any player in Texas they want, and that The University of Texas shouldn't have anything to say about that.  That's what decades of a tilted, SEC-bag-filled recruiting landscape has taught them, and watching them attempt to adapt to the new reality, is amusing and delicious..

 

Decades?

8 minutes ago, WBT said:

Decades?

OK-- a century plus?

19 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I was unhappy with NIL and the way it was launched. So far, it's okay. We seem to be recruiting guys that aren't pure mercenaries.

I do love the squealing from the bag man schools about us paying above board legit NIL money. People who take Texas money are money whores. Losers clutching their pearls. Fuck them. Fuck the SEC.

Criticism of our method of returning Texas to success, subsequent on field success, and your general wrongness all duly noted. 

 

Michael Jordan's "And I Took That Personally" | Know Your Meme

Man it's to much to do some screen shots, but SEC Rant/Tigerdroppings have a ton of threads roasting/meltdowns on Brian Kelly/LSU.

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That Matt House title is greatness.

9 hours ago, Vertigo said:

That Matt House title is greatness.

That needs to become a thing.

“Whatever happened to @Machinator?” 

“I was just on the phone with him and he started masturbating. “

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

That needs to become a thing.

“Whatever happened to @Machinator?” 

“I was just on the phone with him and he started masturbating. “

Is it just a coincidence that the timing of  Machinator's disappearance coincided with the ascendency of the football team? 

They are still right about Jimbo. aggy has played one team with a winning record, and that team boat-raced them. aggy has played one true road game and they were boat-raced. They are a complete paper tiger as usual.

Can't find it because I saw it last night, but saw a post on Tigerdroppings that said "Matt House makes Bo Pelini look like Bill Billicheck".

When Ovie is starting on your defense, you know there are major issues. It's a major upgrade for Texas that he's no longer getting snaps here. 

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20 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

When Ovie is starting on your defense, you know there are major issues. It's a major upgrade for Texas that he's no longer getting snaps here. 

Remember when LSU fans on their boards were talking about what a coup it was to take Ovie from us this summer? It was funny then, and it is hilarious now. 

57 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Remember when LSU fans on their boards were talking about what a coup it was to take Ovie from us this summer? It was funny then, and it is hilarious now. 

I tried telling some of my LSU coworkers that if Ovie is starting it is a major red flag. They wouldn’t listen. They said I was just coping about transfer portal loss. All I can do is shrug. 

Maybe it's just me, but it sure seems like some folks elsewhere start acting really fucking stupid when Texas plays well.

Edited by TotallyLegit

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41 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

I tried telling some of my LSU coworkers that if Ovie is starting it is a major red flag. They wouldn’t listen. They said I was just coping about transfer portal loss. All I can do is shrug. 

You work in nutria taxidermy? 

2 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

When Ovie is starting on your defense, you know there are major issues. It's a major upgrade for Texas that he's no longer getting snaps here. 

Also, the fact that Kelly took him twice may say something about evaluation.

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Also, the fact that Kelly took him twice may say something about evaluation.

.. that Ovie chose Kelly twice says even more about him.

25 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

.. that Ovie chose Kelly twice says even more about him.

Ass Bumper?

Ovie likely picked LSU simply because it was his best option.

Nobody worth a shit could have possibly wanted a player that Texas was getting rid of. 

Ovie likely picked LSU simply because it was his best option.
Nobody worth a shit could have possibly wanted a player that Texas was getting rid of. 
Have any of our portal jumpers gone on to great success somewhere else...like ever?
2 minutes ago, ousux said:
1 hour ago, Rickylovesweed said:
Ovie likely picked LSU simply because it was his best option.
Nobody worth a shit could have possibly wanted a player that Texas was getting rid of. 

Have any of our portal jumpers gone on to great success somewhere else...like ever?

Cam Rising and Ja'Quindon Jackson at Utah off the top of my head.

Cam Rising and Ja'Quindon Jackson at Utah off the top of my head.
Hmm, forgot about Rising...mostly because he always seems to be injured.
7 minutes ago, ousux said:
1 hour ago, Rickylovesweed said:
Ovie likely picked LSU simply because it was his best option.
Nobody worth a shit could have possibly wanted a player that Texas was getting rid of. 

Have any of our portal jumpers gone on to great success somewhere else...like ever?

Keaontay Ingram is in the NFL, but idk about "great success"

Jordan Elliott was a 3rd rd pick. 

3 hours ago, ousux said:
4 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:
Ovie likely picked LSU simply because it was his best option.
Nobody worth a shit could have possibly wanted a player that Texas was getting rid of. 

Have any of our portal jumpers gone on to great success somewhere else...like ever?

Garret Gilbert won a Super Bowl. 

Garret Gilbert won a Super Bowl. 
Lol, of course he did. That clipboard wasn't carrying itself.
16 hours ago, TommyGufano said:

You work in nutria taxidermy? 

nutria hydraulics

13 hours ago, ousux said:
14 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:
Ovie likely picked LSU simply because it was his best option.
Nobody worth a shit could have possibly wanted a player that Texas was getting rid of. 

Have any of our portal jumpers gone on to great success somewhere else...like ever?

Is Angilau starting at Oregon? Bru McCoy had a decent year last year and was on pace to match it this year but fractured his ankle. 

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It's like you guys completely ignored Hudson Card dropping 44 on Bert Bielema  Saturday. It was borderline erotic. 

14 hours ago, ousux said:
15 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:
Ovie likely picked LSU simply because it was his best option.
Nobody worth a shit could have possibly wanted a player that Texas was getting rid of. 

Have any of our portal jumpers gone on to great success somewhere else...like ever?

Jared Wiley is doing well at TCU, though not sure he would be ahead of Sanders anyways.

18 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

Jared Wiley is doing well at TCU, though not sure he would be ahead of Sanders anyways.

I'd love to have him this season. 

1 hour ago, WBT said:

nutria hydraulics

It's actually a novel field of fracking, where we fire nutria into the bedrock at approximately twice the speed of sound, or Mach 2. Works way better than traditional fracking fluid. My LSU coworkers largely specialize in managing JIT delivery of nutria to well sites. 

8 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

It's actually a novel field of fracking, where we fire nutria into the bedrock at approximately twice the speed of sound, or Mach 2. Works way better than traditional fracking fluid. My LSU coworkers largely specialize in managing JIT delivery of nutria to well sites. 

Image tagged in i don t know enough to dispute it - Imgflip

1 hour ago, Enchubben said:

Jared Wiley is doing well at TCU, though not sure he would be ahead of Sanders anyways.

I am quite sure he would not

We've had lots of transfers move on to start, play well, and get drafted. It was a silly comment. 
"Playing well" and great success are two different things, but ok.

Sark turned the a/c off and made them cramp, dammit!

5 hours ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Is Angilau starting at Oregon? Bru McCoy had a decent year last year and was on pace to match it this year but fractured his ankle. 

Angilau has played 11 total snaps over 2 games for Oregon.

On 10/1/2023 at 2:45 PM, closetojumping said:

Remember when LSU fans on their boards were talking about what a coup it was to take Ovie from us this summer? It was funny then, and it is hilarious now. 

Only today did I even realize he's no longer on our team. I just assumed we'd finally found a guy who could fog a mirror. 

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10 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

It's actually a novel field of fracking, where we fire nutria into the bedrock at approximately twice the speed of sound, or Mach 2. Works way better than traditional fracking fluid. My LSU coworkers largely specialize in managing JIT delivery of nutria to well sites. 

Bullshit. We all know they made a roux and ate the nutria.

23 hours ago, BigHornedLurker said:

reminds me of 2019 LSU flopping like crazy 

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Teams should lose a timeout when a player requires training staff to go on the field OR the player should be required to sit out the rest of the half. 

One or the other. 

I think that a ruling will eventually come down, but it won’t be for 3 to 5 more years.

1 hour ago, Napoleon said:

Teams should lose a timeout when a player requires training staff to go on the field OR the player should be required to sit out the rest of the half. 

One or the other. 

I think that a ruling will eventually come down, but it won’t be for 3 to 5 more years.

What if a team is out of timeouts?  Sitting out a half seems harsh for an early half injury that turned out to be something minor.  Sitting out the rest of the series would likely be enough of a deterrent. 

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OU sucks!

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