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1 hour ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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I do not feel good about their chances coming to DKR next season. 

1 hour ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

 

 

 

The Jorts seem to be taking this well.

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4 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Florida is where we were with Strong.

Coaches and win%:
 

Florida
Urban (.813) left in 2009.  
Muschamp (0.571)
McElwain(0.647)
Mullen (.694)
Napier (0.440) . 

Texas 
Brown (.767)
Charlie (.433)
Herman (.640)
Sark (.658)

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UF is more fucked than aggy. Sun Belt Billy is getting dunked on by a 15 year old drama club kid. Truly staggering. 
 

Florida folks on Surly seem alright, but we need every starter and recruit they can send our way.

5 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

UF is more fucked than aggy. Sun Belt Billy is getting dunked on by a 15 year old drama club kid. Truly staggering. 
 

Florida folks on Surly seem alright, but we need every starter and recruit they can send our way.

The josh pate's of the world really fail to watch how Florida loses games. They aren't at a severe talent disadvantage.  They lose because of terrible game mismanagement and Charlie Strong level errors. That's head coaching fuck ups. It's one thing to fail a 4th down but to have two number 3's on the field (or whatever number it as) at the same time is plain bad coaching.

On 9/30/2023 at 10:29 PM, Elmer_Fudd said:

Man it's to much to do some screen shots, but SEC Rant/Tigerdroppings have a ton of threads roasting/meltdowns on Brian Kelly/LSU.

Well, it’s because he dances like Elaine 

3 minutes ago, IBuryPaul said:

Well, it’s because he dances like Elaine 

Kelly is going to end up with a really good recruiting class because he is just poaching A&M's class. I hope it gives them a false sense of security because he seems like he is ass without extenuating circumstances.

8 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

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dr; fuck him and any government asshole who is worried about sports. 

On 12/8/2023 at 9:57 PM, Butch Had Not said:

The josh pate's of the world really fail to watch how Florida loses games. They aren't at a severe talent disadvantage.  They lose because of terrible game mismanagement and Charlie Strong level errors. That's head coaching fuck ups. It's one thing to fail a 4th down but to have two number 3's on the field (or whatever number it as) at the same time is plain bad coaching.

Call me when they kick off both halves.

On 12/8/2023 at 10:57 PM, Butch Had Not said:

The josh pate's of the world really fail to watch how Florida loses games. They aren't at a severe talent disadvantage.  They lose because of terrible game mismanagement and Charlie Strong level errors. That's head coaching fuck ups. It's one thing to fail a 4th down but to have two number 3's on the field (or whatever number it as) at the same time is plain bad coaching.

Well I've watched those losses too.  The coaches don't play Oline/LB.   Those positions are why UF is where it is W/L wise and we ARE at a severe personnel talent disadvantage in those key areas.  I am hopeful that Billy works out, but the Gata did just about what everyone (Vegas) thought they would.   And Yes, it's very disappointing.

 

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

It is beneath us. It's like a retarded Hornfans.

That's redundant. Also the preferred nomenclature is "regarded."

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Getting onto the SEC Rant/Tiger Droppings board for posters here is like the old Internet “how many?” conundrums.

“How many barehanded midgets would it take to kill a lion?”

How long could we continue to post there before being banned and having charges pressed for psychological abuse in various shithole southern towns? 

SEC Rant has some respectable trolling. 
 

Tiger Droppings is like taking the purple/gold pill and waking up in a sports bar/cracklins factory set in True Detective Season 1. Just pure madness. 

6 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Tiger Droppings is like taking the purple/gold pill and waking up in a sports bar/cracklins factory set in True Detective Season 1. Just pure madness. 

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The concept of sec rant is great. The content is horrible. If we could get an sec board here and kill off the true mouth breathers, there are probably (maybe?) at least enough literate posters with a sense of humor from the rest of the conference to make it interesting. I'd start by inviting that guy from Florida who made the comment about Michael Crabtree being the only guy Blake Gideon sent to the league. 

secrant is definitely beneath us.  They can sleep sound in the knowledge that the vast majority of Longhorn fans will never bother posting there.

The bad news, for them, is that they'll probably get some of the really dumb folks from orangebloods.  They should fit in perfectly.

Fuck > Fudge
Do. Not. Want. 

Go frick yourself.
4 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Didn’t see this in the last two pages:

 

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6 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Didn’t see this in the last two pages:

 

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Patiently waiting for the well,  they have oil and we don’t excuses. 

48 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Didn’t see this in the last two pages:

 

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HEY SEC, 

Now, Witness the Firepower of this Fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL Battle Station

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It's not really an SEC battery in the back, it's merely a simple act of leveling the playing field.  We've been at a disadvantage ever since ESPN and the national mediots decided a couple of decades ago to act like even the lowliest SEC team was like a rolling ball of flaming butcher knives wrapped in titanium razor wire.  Texas joining the SEC just eliminates that disadvantage.

The real advantage, is NIL, and the fact that Texas is now unleashed to operate freely in the monetary space.  

26 minutes ago, utee94 said:

It's not really an SEC battery in the back, it's merely a simple act of leveling the playing field.  We've been at a disadvantage ever since ESPN and the national mediots decided a couple of decades ago to act like even the lowliest SEC team was like a rolling ball of flaming butcher knives wrapped in titanium razor wire.  Texas joining the SEC just eliminates that disadvantage.

The real advantage, is NIL, and the fact that Texas is now unleashed to operate freely in the monetary space.  

Shhh, it sounds more fun to let them think we are Satan with unlimited bags. 

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