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Somehow, all 4 of my teams made the playoffs.

Two at 10-3, two at 8-5. Won 7 in a row after starting 1-5 in one.

I’m sure it will all fail spectacularly.

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Yeah, Puka’s floor seems higher without Jimmy G throwing to Davante.
Looks like I get to enjoy a couple weeks off. Guy in second place lost so I have a 2 game lead now with one game left in season, plus I already have a first round playoff bye. Let’s see if K9 and ETN can find their mojo in the meantime.

Somehow, all 4 of my teams made the playoffs.

Two at 10-3, two at 8-5. Won 7 in a row after starting 1-5 in one.

I’m sure it will all fail spectacularly.

4 teams lol. I tried 2 once and could barely keep up.
Yeah, Puka’s floor seems higher without Jimmy G throwing to Davante.
Looks like I get to enjoy a couple weeks off. Guy in second place lost so I have a 2 game lead now with one game left in season, plus I already have a first round playoff bye. Let’s see if K9 and ETN can find their mojo in the meantime.

4 teams lol. I tried 2 once and could barely keep up.

It’s a lot, especially when on 3 different platforms.

3 is good. 4 is probably too much, but I’m a degenerate.

Johnson is kind of a loafing ass drama queen though 

On 12/6/2023 at 6:57 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

McVay saying what we all think about the NFL's idiotic injury designations. 

 

So should I roll puka vs Bal D or Sutton vs LAC?  Leaning Sutton as he's a TD machine. 

13 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

You're welcome. 

I of course sat him for Smith Njigba. 🤦‍♂️

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So of course Derrick Henry will put up some horseshit 9 point performance now.

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On 12/8/2023 at 7:47 AM, ztejas said:

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So of course Derrick Henry will put up some horseshit 9 point performance now.

Playoffs started this week for my league.   Had zeke on bench all season. Wasn’t even sure why I continued to keep.  But damn son!! Found out Stevenson out and zeke work load was getting more lately.  I pulled trigger. I benched najee. I’m sittin happy. 

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RB2 a mess with Taylor out. Charbonnet with Walker likely back or CEH with Pacheco out?

Non-PPR, Gibbs at Chicago or Hubbard at New Orleans?  Seems like Dan Campbell has slowly but surely tiled the distribution back to Montgomery vs a timeshare, while Hubbard got the workhorse treatment last week after Reich got fired.

13 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

 

 

Bless me for having ferg on my bench 💪🏼

Here’s hoping the Dallas defense holds Eagles to 2 TDs and no FGs or Philly’s kicker misses 1 or 2. I am up 141.12 to 134.74 with just Jake Elliot left for my opponent 

Started tank dell last week, goes out in 1Q. Start Nico Collins this week and he goes out in 1Q.  Started Kincaid over Evan Engram this week.

Im a fucking asshole that sucks at fantasy football.

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Here’s hoping the Dallas defense holds Eagles to 2 TDs and no FGs or Philly’s kicker misses 1 or 2. I am up 141.12 to 134.74 with just Jake Elliot left for my opponent 

Negative. 

8 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Negative. 

Furk. At least second place is losing bigly. Still going to lock up the #1 seed 

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On 12/8/2023 at 6:16 AM, Dennis Taylor said:

Najee Harris

 

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Is he the slowest guy in the world?

 

He and Mike Evans did me in this week 

Got another blank from Noah Brown and probably am going to give up there. Even though I think part of my rationale was correct in that Jordan Addison is going to be a pretty touchdown or nothing choice moving forward.

 

Still managed to win - I have the most points scored and fewest points against in the league. I’m 12-1 and expecting to get knocked out in the first round of the playoffs.

I guess give up is a strong word, but I imagine there’s no Stroud next week? No Stroud I’m back to hoping Addison catches something deflected off a defender’s helmet.

Snuck my way into thee last playoff spot in my main normal league, and because of the back to back Mostert late TD's, I won my Vamp matchup and stole Hurts. All in all a pretty good night last night. I'm probably one and done in my main league, but I'm set up pretty well to win the vamp league as vamp. 

What a ridiculous week.  In the actual NFL, 8 underdogs won.  In our league, #1 (me), 3 and 4 all lost, but #5 also lost, so they miss the playoffs by a game (and would have been the #3 on tiebreakers if they managed to win). #2 tied me on record, but I blew him out the tiebreaker (PF). 

Now it gets fun with the 4 team, 2 week per round playoff. 

I lost by 3.5 points this week.  When every position player was in double digits, except my defense (for once). And that's where I lost - we were pretty much point for point at every position. 

QB - 20.52 to 1.84 (man, I should blow this dude out)
RB1 - 19.8 to 21.5
RB2 - 14.3 to 17.2
WR1 - 12.8 to 17.2
WR2 - 18.2 to 25.5
TE - 10.3 to 11.6
FLEX - 29.2 to 26.8
K - 12 to 10
Defense - 4 to 18 (womp)

In my league where I'm the defending champ I just went from 2-6 to 8-6 and in the playoffs (12 team league - 6 team playoff). 

You just can't replicate that championship DNA.

On 12/11/2023 at 12:38 AM, ChickenSandwich said:

Fuck Herbert

Thanks for the jinx man 

Season ending? Either way just yanking your chain, he got me thru first part of season before moved to Tua.

Lmao so i had one league i was last seed to potentially make playoffs going into this past week at 6-7. I was tied with 2 other people and i had the middle amount of total pts of the 3 of us for the season. The guy behind me was playing the 9th place team who sucked ass all season. Well somehow the 9th place team held him off last night so all 3 of the 6-7 teams lost to go 6-8.

I thought I made it, then fucking Lee Corso showed up and the fucker who was behind all of us at 5-8 going into this past week won and passed me in fucking total pts to take the final playoff spot.

Fucking Jalen Hurts bitch ass can fuck right off

On 12/11/2023 at 12:38 AM, ChickenSandwich said:

Fuck Herbert

Keenan Allen to the bench 😞

17 hours ago, Scraps said:

Fucking Jalen Hurts bitch ass can fuck right off

Bah, you know Jalen got you those 6 wins

Alright fellas. I have some tough decisions this week for the playoffs. Both leagues PPR.

League 1:

QB: Fields @CLE or Howell @LAR

RB: D. Henry HOU or Zeke KC

WR: D. Smith @SEA or Kupp WSH

 

League 2:

TE: Njoku CHI or Ferguson @BUF

RB: Singletary @TEN or K. Walker PHI

 

Thoughts?

13 hours ago, Js1 said:

Keenan Allen to the bench 😞

He’s out anyhow. Dude deserves a week off 

Yeah, i need the chargers to score some points. My opponent picked up the raiders D earlier this week.

Bad news is I have Docker. Good news is my opponent has LAC defense lol

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