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14 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

prohibiting teachers from displaying political items not relevant to curriculum

Children of different races holding hands is “political?” She must lurk in Daily Texan. Also you know that dude’s browser history is full of cuck porn

8 minutes ago, wood said:

What are the chances that neither that chick or her hubby are aggy?

She's a mass comm major from UL-Monroe, according to her LinkedIn.

38 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

I am passionate about education. In addition to marrying an educator, my family is primarily comprised of educators

Apparently, they’re not English teachers. Or at least not very good ones.

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37 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Master race huh

Always my reaction to seeing these people

When your husband looks like a somewhat slimmed down Geoff Ketchum, you should just shut the fuck up. 

10 minutes ago, bolverk said:

She's a mass comm major from UL-Monroe, according to her LinkedIn.

And don't own a home in Montgomery, Waller or Harris counties.   So either they rent or live on Planet Space Cadet.

Plus she supports returning prayer to the schools and teaching American Exceptionalism.

46 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Just so its out there, here is the Trustee in question:

Melissa Dungan

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39 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Oak Ridge, Porter and Cut n Shoot feeling left out here.  

honestly thought ORHS was in a different district

Ok and so Melissa Dungan is a "Mama Bears Rising" candidate

https://communityimpact.com/houston/the-woodlands/election/2022/11/08/updated-mama-bear-slate-of-candidates-win-conroe-isd-board-of-trustees-elections/

https://www.mamabearsrising.com/

they don't say explicitly what they're about (because deep down they know) but it seems like they are a more religious* local splinter of Moms for Liberty aka Klanned Karenhood.

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*not in the jesus way, the other way

24 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Apparently, they’re not English teachers. Or at least not very good ones.

Consisting essentially of? 

(patent humor so obscure brick may not get it) 

Said child sounds like a lil bitch

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1 hour ago, Dahobbs said:

Melissa photo

Wow, Sloth did alright for himself. Amazing what a little corrective cosmetic surgery and getting away from the rest of the Goonies did for him.

4 minutes ago, Smax said:

Said child sounds like a lil bitch

Could be that the child is 

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You know that couple is anti-abortion, and seeing their kids, that's a shame. 

26 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Wow, Sloth did alright for himself. Amazing what a little corrective cosmetic surgery and getting away from the rest of the Goonies did for him.

Immediately what I thought of, that dude is yikes

2 hours ago, Dahobbs said:

Just so its out there, here is the Trustee in question:

Melissa photo

 

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Holy shit, that family's one chromosome away from a telethon.  

So what's the story then-It's Melissa Dungan running for School Board?  Without getting on social media, what's her contact info?  I'm guessing she's already done society the solid of having a pre-disposition for pills of some kind?  

Dude that has one collared shirt and he never washes it is a type.

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1 hour ago, Celery Man said:

honestly thought ORHS was in a different district

Ok and so Melissa Dungan is a "Mama Bears Rising" candidate

https://communityimpact.com/houston/the-woodlands/election/2022/11/08/updated-mama-bear-slate-of-candidates-win-conroe-isd-board-of-trustees-elections/

https://www.mamabearsrising.com/

they don't say explicitly what they're about (because deep down they know) but it seems like they are a more religious* local splinter of Moms for Liberty aka Klanned Karenhood.

When I went to early vote in last year's mid-term elections there was a considerable line that extended past the "no campaigning" line of demarcation so candidates were milling about trying to shove pamphlets in everyone's faces and get in their sales pitch.  One of the other "Mama Bears" sees me as a typical middle-aged white dude that rolled up in a nice German engineered automobile and probably assumed I was one of "them". 

She introduces herself, makes sure to throw in the bit about "Mama Bears", and asks if I have any questions for her.  Yeah, "How many f'ing books are you planning to burn?"  She moved on down the line.

2 hours ago, Deej said:

When your husband looks like a somewhat slimmed down Geoff Ketchum, you should just shut the fuck up. 

In one of her FB photos, he's wearing a John Tyler shirt.

'Nother layer.

2 hours ago, wood said:

What are the chances that neither that chick or her hubby are aggy?

It’s a valid assumption, however she went to school in Louisiana according to that LinkedIn. Which tracks. Just about every white personal I know from there has zero issue with dropping the n word. 

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4 minutes ago, slorch said:

In one of her FB photos, he's wearing a John Tyler shirt.

'Nother layer.

tip a canoe motherfucker

5 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

tip a canoe motherfucker

Damn.  Now that's old fucking school shit right there.

Nicely done, sir.

9 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

It’s a valid assumption, however she went to school in Louisiana according to that LinkedIn. Which tracks. Just about every white personal I know from there has zero issue with dropping the n word. 

This just keeps getting worse and worse for yours truly.  The redneck enclave of north Louisiana is the area I had to endure growing up.  Granted, east Texas, north Louisiana, most of Arkansas and all of Mississippi and Alabama all kind of run together as one giant shithole.

6 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Someone doesn't "Curse of Ham," do they?  See, the colored folks are that way cuz they are cursed, so says the Bible.  So, natchrally, it's offensive to show them touching pure white folks, who are blessed by the lord.

Somebody finally gets it.

I have no doubt that kid  was specially grown in a sheep's rectum to be a proud texum aggy. The entire clan has that jug-eared look that is so prized in college station. 

14 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

This just keeps getting worse and worse for yours truly.  The redneck enclave of north Louisiana is the area I had to endure growing up.  Granted, east Texas, north Louisiana, most of Arkansas and all of Mississippi and Alabama all kind of run together as one giant shithole.

I recognize East Texas as Louisiana.  My least favorite area of the state.  One reason is the abundance of Confederate flags that can be seen there.

10 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

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At this rate, the kid will be bald by 16. 

That's definitely a Cletus.

4 hours ago, Macanudo said:

But we seem to be devolving.

 

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16 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

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At this rate, the kid will be bald by 16. 

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something is very wrong with that guy and those kids are off

 

24 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

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At this rate, the kid will be bald by 16. 

You know, we use the term "poster child" a lot on this site.  But this kid is now literally the poster child for "It's not your fault who your parents are, kid."  

Fucking-A.  

5 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Poe and Fattie are the room grand drag...uh...parents.

 

You can @ me, no need to be a scared bitch. 

My racist sister and her Kid Rock wannabe husband moved to Conroe. Place must have a bigot beacon.

12 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

My racist sister and her Kid Rock wannabe husband moved to Conroe. Place must have a bigot beacon.

Or they’ve got a boat.

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2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Holy shit, that family's one chromosome away from a telethon.  

I am definitely saving this phrase.  Subtle but brilliant.  

18 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I am definitely saving this phrase.  Subtle but brilliant.  

Well I’ve been called a lotta things but never subtle and never brilliant.  But you do you Brutha, just send me 5% of the proceeds.  

Ridiculous. They should put the posters in every classroom. Just as ridiculous is a bunch of grown men making fun of a kid because you disagree with their parent.

11 hours ago, Celery Man said:

Dude that has one collared shirt and he never washes it is a type.

Plus crew neck t shirt underneath guy

 

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Notable that the article's wording leaves open whether it was the child or the parent that was so upset. 


A kid would barely even notice such a poster. At a minimum, this is being blown way out of proportion by the parents, if not completely manufactured. This is the same group of people that go fishing for culture war lawsuits.

Edit: Also bashing the admin lady’s kids is uncalled for. They didn’t choose their parents and have no involvement in this. I get the anger but that’s something you would expect from people like their parents, be better than that.
1 minute ago, gmr548 said:

 


A kid would barely even notice such a poster. At a minimum, this is being blown way out of proportion by the parents, if not completely manufactured. This is the same group of people that go fishing for culture war lawsuits.

 

Ya think?

9 hours ago, gsoda3 said:

Just as ridiculous is a bunch of grown men making fun of a kid because you disagree with their parent.

 

18 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


Edit: Also bashing the admin lady’s kids is uncalled for. They didn’t choose their parents and have no involvement in this. I get the anger but that’s something you would expect from people like their parents, be better than that.

 

I don’t disagree but in these culture “wars” when one side sends such idiotic fucking racist bullshit, I’m not exactly going to be shying away from reaching The Untouchables level of mentality when combating it. To quote Chris rock, I’m Not saying I condone it, just that I understand it.

We should have a higher standard but we might need to go Untouchables to settle the issue. Just saying

15 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Fair. Our country has the capacity to evolve, imo.

"Not so fast" says the Supreme Court originalists...

15 hours ago, Macanudo said:

But we seem to be devolving.

Originalism is working

24 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

 


A kid would barely even notice such a poster. At a minimum, this is being blown way out of proportion by the parents, if not completely manufactured. This is the same group of people that go fishing for culture war lawsuits.

Edit: Also bashing the admin lady’s kids is uncalled for. They didn’t choose their parents and have no involvement in this. I get the anger but that’s something you would expect from people like their parents, be better than that.

 

The kids are already damaged beyond repair.  

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