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#2304
It's the only way to get your fat wife to suck it

Oh yeah??? Well....[pause while Brisket goes out and buys bacon]....your momma’s ugly!
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#2305

That my friends is a fried bologna sammich topped w a Earl Cambell hotlink w a side of HEB chips. It was amazing cc696c8daf3ffcde890a1e8aa6fc37da.jpg8228850254f4677737b545e6e19ef6c6.jpg

#2310
20 hours ago, Capt said:

That my friends is a fried bologna sammich topped w a Earl Cambell hotlink w a side of HEB chips. It was amazing 8228850254f4677737b545e6e19ef6c6.jpg

Thujone, pick up with white courtesy phone. Thujone.

#2311
On 9/15/2019 at 5:22 PM, Capt said:

That my friends is a fried bologna sammich topped w a Earl Cambell hotlink w a side of HEB chips. It was amazing cc696c8daf3ffcde890a1e8aa6fc37da.jpg8228850254f4677737b545e6e19ef6c6.jpg

Y'all know where I stand on wiener sandwiches.

#2314

Late supper while watching "The History of Country Music" . Copious amounts of black pepper and Louisiana are inside this burger. b2df5cd2bb5eba7788e2742ea5c07675.jpg

#2316

Probably gonna get dragged over the coals here but trying to make a respectable entry in the 2019 body transformation thread via keto. Love me some Big Macs so I present: Big Mac salad.

 

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Forgot u til after picture to add fresh diced white onion.

 

#2317
14 hours ago, deft said:

Probably gonna get dragged over the coals here but trying to make a respectable entry in the 2019 body transformation thread via keto. Love me some Big Macs so I present: Big Mac salad.

 

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Forgot u til after picture to add fresh diced white onion.

 

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#2318

Valid response. But it was delicious. And I’m down 9 pounds in two weeks.

#2319
On 8/15/2019 at 10:06 PM, Etexhorn13 said:

Point of order, I need a ruling. I am of the fervent opinion that chili dogs basically need to be Wolf brand chili. Hormel or whatever will suffice but wolf brand is the standard. I had a friend recently make chili dogs and made a homemade ground meat chili that lacked the essential gravy that comes from canned gravy. What say the Surl?

agreed

#2320
On 9/15/2019 at 10:34 AM, Brisketexan said:


You bacon wrap your dick?
NTTAWWT

So that's Vic's secret to picking up chicks

 

#2321

I present deluxe smoked tater-tots, smoked on the Traeger for about a hour total. Tots, mushrooms (turn into delicious smoke bites), black beans, chili, cheese, tomatoes, cilantro and fresh jalapeños. Pretty damn tasty. b748e7f092752ea5798c1cb00f1c6496.jpg0c646c2d476f0052e3a8215764cb6cf2.jpg


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#2323
20 minutes ago, Hanrahan said:

That looks awful high falutin.

What part? Lol.   Did the cilantro throw that overboard for you?   

#2324
That looks awful high falutin.
Points for creativity though. I personally have never heard of smoked tots.
#2326

The garnish really sets it apart from your plain old runfothemill meatball taco.

#2328
3 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

I present deluxe smoked tater-tots, smoked on the Traeger for about a hour total. Tots, mushrooms (turn into delicious smoke bites), black beans, chili, cheese, tomatoes, cilantro and fresh jalapeños. Pretty damn tasty. b748e7f092752ea5798c1cb00f1c6496.jpg0c646c2d476f0052e3a8215764cb6cf2.jpg


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Those look like those Magic Eye posters

#2330
5 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said:

So that's Vic's secret to picking up chicks

 

I don't think the chicks he picks up require a secret.

#2331
2 minutes ago, PhillyD said:

I don't think the chicks he picks up require a secret.

nor can they shop at Victoria's 

#2332
46 minutes ago, millhouse said:

"95% fat free hot dog chili sauce" i won't judge on this thread, but what the fuck is that about.

It’s the only chili type substance I found left in the pantry....   This was a clean out the fridge and pantry meal.   Btw if you have never had a smoked tater-tot you are missing out.

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#2333
9 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

It’s the only chili type substance I found left in the pantry....   This was a clean out the fridge and pantry meal.   

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Improvisation with ingredients on-hand at the moment...that’s what this thread is all about (even though every man should have at least one can of Wolf Brand-No Beans in the pantry at all times.)

 

 

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#2334
6 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

I present deluxe smoked tater-tots, smoked on the Traeger for about a hour total. Tots, mushrooms (turn into delicious smoke bites), black beans, chili, cheese, tomatoes, cilantro and fresh jalapeños. Pretty damn tasty. b748e7f092752ea5798c1cb00f1c6496.jpg0c646c2d476f0052e3a8215764cb6cf2.jpg


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This is fucking glorious. Theres a place not too far from me that does totchos, but not at this level

#2335
4 hours ago, millhouse said:

"95% fat free hot dog chili sauce" i won't judge on this thread, but what the fuck is that about.

It's scientifically formulated to replace the 5% fat the hot dog is missing.

#2336
10 hours ago, !!!HOTDOGS!!! said:

This is fucking glorious. Theres a place not too far from me that does totchos, but not at this level

Pluckers?

#2341
On 9/20/2019 at 9:59 PM, Gardner Barnes said:


I know right? I think it makes it special. Also - it’s on a pita!

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missed this episode.  is that an enema reference?

#2342

Do you like tacos?  Do you like nachos?  Do you like frozen convenience foods?  Do you like all of those things when they come from a convenience store/gas station?

Then have I got a concoction for you -- 7-11 mini tacos covered with hot dog cheese sauce and pico.

 

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#2343

Oh, and when the Nobel committee calls, tell 'em I'm busy and to call back later.  Don't want to come across like I want it or anything.

#2344
43 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Do you like tacos?  Do you like nachos?  Do you like frozen convenience foods?  Do you like all of those things when they come from a convenience store/gas station?

 

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#2348
For the first time in my life I can type the words, "Brisket, that shit looks horrible."



Same here but finish it with “. . . And I would eat the ever loving shit out of that!”
#2349
Probably gonna get dragged over the coals here but trying to make a respectable entry in the 2019 body transformation thread via keto. Love me some Big Macs so I present: Big Mac salad.
 
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Forgot u til after picture to add fresh diced white onion.
 

Nope.

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