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  • ChickenSandwich
    ChickenSandwich

    Apologizes for plates, paper could not take the girth.    Made chili.Flour tortillas from Monterey Time for a Frito burrito.    Cheese under chili   

  • Worked at the ranch today with Dad, he turned 87 last Sunday and was mad at me because I would not let him run the chainsaw. Since we went into town early today for some fencing we didn’t feel like d

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#5102
I call bullshit. The Boy has been a part of Shaggy since I joined- in fact I kind of feel like we’ve all had a hand in raising him.  And today he tried an Allsup’s burrito. Nah. Doesn’t add up.  

Kinda shocked me when I realized it myself. We don’t get out to this stretch of Texas that often.
#5103

This might be controversial but I find myself reaching for anything hatch at allsups over the standard chimi. I once drove a substantial extra distance to visit the allsups in iraan.

#5104
This might be controversial but I find myself reaching for anything hatch at allsups over the standard chimi. I once drove a substantial extra distance to visit the allsups in iraan.

The boy strongly preferred the green Chile option.
#5107

Wife is pregnant and wanted chicken salad which I don't eat. Had to go Chopped: Bachelor Edition on our currently pretty barren pantry to scrounge dinner up for myself.

Step 1: fry some bacon
Step 2: throw some frozen chicken patties we keep for my two year old in the bacon grease and cook them bitches
Step 3: put that shit on some Texas toast with some cheddar, hot sauce and mustard

Pic lacks artistry but the sandwich comes correct.
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#5109

Afternoon snack.  Black eyed peas on top of mashed potatoes topped with a chopped up chicken tender/okra/gravy leftover from Chicken E.

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#5110
On 1/3/2021 at 4:01 PM, threesheets said:

Afternoon snack.  Black eyed peas on top of mashed potatoes topped with a chopped up chicken tender/okra/gravy leftover from Chicken E.

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Impressive.

#5113
We should change the name of this thread to allgasnobrakes.

All gas no shart!
#5114

No pics, but on our drive back through NM and W. Texas -- the day that the Capitol was overrun, so we spent the entire drive listening to that shitshow in real time -- we did not eat any actual meals.  Instead, we stopped for one round of Allsup's burritos.   Then another.  Then some jerky, slim jims, and some buffalo ranch chex mix.  Then these nice little pepperoni-wrapped mozzarella sticks from the nicest gas station in Brownwood.  My entire family did not consume a single item that did NOT come from a gas station that day.

I was so. damned. proud.

#5115
4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

No pics, but on our drive back through NM and W. Texas -- the day that the Capitol was overrun, so we spent the entire drive listening to that shitshow in real time -- we did not eat any actual meals.  Instead, we stopped for one round of Allsup's burritos.   Then another.  Then some jerky, slim jims, and some buffalo ranch chex mix.  Then these nice little pepperoni-wrapped mozzarella sticks from the nicest gas station in Brownwood.  My entire family did not consume a single item that did NOT come from a gas station that day.

I was so. damned. proud.

 “Nicest gas station in Brownwood?”  Does that mean no one was making meth in the back floorboard of their F150 while filling up?  Yes, I’M local, and yes, I’ve seen this........

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Hamburger helper at camp with Earl’s hot links chopped up, added chopped up pickles, tomatoes and jalapeños.  Tasted much better then it looks.

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#5119
2 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

Hamburger helper at camp with Earl’s hot links chopped up, added chopped up pickles, tomatoes and jalapeños.  Tasted much better then it looks.

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perfect for some of @Parliament's tostitos scoops that he's misusing. 

#5120
Hamburger helper at camp with Earl’s hot links chopped up, added chopped up pickles, tomatoes and jalapeños.  Tasted much better then it looks.
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Brother?

That’s perfect.
#5124
7 minutes ago, Fudbelty said:

5121 >>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5122 and there is absolutely nothing wrong with 5122. Might even be top 10 here.

I don't know. 5121 is a masterpiece but it also looks like a commitment. The angle of attack might be difficult to discern there. 5122 is conveniently laid out and open for interpretation. I might start with a summer sausage slice, then go for a summer sausage and cheddar/American. Then see how the sausage plays ball with some candied jalapeño and pepper jack. It's a little more refined thst 5121. 

But, in terms of potential and ultimate eating satisfaction, 5121 takes the cake. Really it's just a question of what you're looking for. 

#5126
14 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

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Ever tried cooking those hash brown patties in a toaster?

#5127
13 minutes ago, McFly said:

Ever tried cooking those hash brown patties in a toaster?

is there any other way?

#5131
Who hijacked Steel Shank's log in? 
There is no fucking way Steel Shank has an air fryer.
 

Shank is married - he has all manner of dubious kitchen stuff that womenfolk buy. I guarantee it.
#5133

My mom got me the air fryer. The wife doesn't cook much because she knows she can't compete. Air fryer is great for corn dogs for the boy and tater tots for everybody.

#5134
7 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

My mom got me the air fryer. The wife doesn't cook much because she knows she can't compete. Air fryer is great for corn dogs for the boy and tater tots for everybody.

I cook wings at 400 for 8 minutes, flip and another 8 minutes and they're amazing in an air fryer.

#5136
3 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Fud

 

Franklin Brisket and sauce leftover burrito. 
 

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*flat. Don’t care had sex. 

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#5138
On 1/18/2021 at 10:20 AM, Steel Shank said:

My mom got me the air fryer. The wife doesn't cook much because she knows she can't compete. Air fryer is great for corn dogs for the boy and tater tots for everybody.

You don't enjoy corn dogs?  This is like finding out Santa Claus wasn't real.  

#5139
1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

You don't enjoy corn dogs?  This is like finding out Santa Claus wasn't real.  

Relax, gentle reader, no need for panic. Who do you think turned the boy onto corny dogs? 

#5140

Breakfast. Eggs cooked with some onion and bell pepper. Some left over refrieds I doctored up with some of the bacon grease.

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#5142

It may be old news to a lot of you guys, but for anyone who hasn't tried the El Gallo salsa; get some.  The light green and orange are delightfully spicy.

#5143
5 hours ago, Jimbaround said:

It may be old news to a lot of you guys, but for anyone who hasn't tried the El Gallo salsa; get some.  The light green and orange are delightfully spicy.

The El Gallo green is top-notch.  But honestly, the Trader Joe's version is better.  Either one of em, I can damn near just drink it.

#5146
11 hours ago, Jimbaround said:

It may be old news to a lot of you guys, but for anyone who hasn't tried the El Gallo salsa; get some.  The light green and orange are delightfully spicy.

I’ve tried both the fire roasted and regular jalapeno - love them both. Gotta say though, for just being jalapeño salsa, it’s goddamn spicy. I’ll do habanero/really spicy anything and everything, but I don’t know if I could enjoy their habanero salsa based on how spicy the jalapeño one is. 

#5147
11 hours ago, Etexhorn13 said:

I’ve tried both the fire roasted and regular jalapeno - love them both. Gotta say though, for just being jalapeño salsa, it’s goddamn spicy. I’ll do habanero/really spicy anything and everything, but I don’t know if I could enjoy their habanero salsa based on how spicy the jalapeño one is. 

They either mix in serrano peppers with the jalapeño,  or they have the most badass Mexicans selecting their jalapeños, because that stuff is spicy. That's not a knock, I'm a big fan of theirs.

#5148
22 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

The El Gallo green is top-notch.  But honestly, the Trader Joe's version is better.  Either one of em, I can damn near just drink it.

are you talking about this? standard verde or do they make another one more similar to doña?

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#5150

 

20 hours ago, Anastasis said:

I usually buy herdez and valentinas but a man can never have too many salsa options on tap. 

i try to live my life by this maxim. 

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