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  • ChickenSandwich
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    Apologizes for plates, paper could not take the girth.    Made chili.Flour tortillas from Monterey Time for a Frito burrito.    Cheese under chili   

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#11002
4 minutes ago, Etexhorn13 said:

Leftover Pinkerton’s brisket, fried egg, El Gallo jalapeno.

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While your description sounds awesome I swear I see a road kill leg sticking out there. 

#11003
28 minutes ago, Shaddie said:

While your description sounds awesome I swear I see a road kill leg sticking out there. 

As my cousin from Tennessee used to say, it’ll still make a turd, but visually I probably should’ve put the brisket on top of egg.

#11005
44 minutes ago, Etexhorn13 said:

Leftover Pinkerton’s brisket, fried egg, El Gallo jalapeno.

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I could take those ingredients and make it 10 times better for you. 

I mean - for starters - do the brisket and the egg in the pan together.

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#11007
1 minute ago, Etexhorn13 said:

Gettin a little judgey in here considering the thread…

What you prepared looks great I would just do it up a bit different. 

Not trying to hate my man.

#11008
2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

What you prepared looks great I would just do it up a bit different. 

Not trying to hate my man.

FWIW, I am usually a scramble it all together person but I may have had a bit of a hangover this morning.

#11009
2 minutes ago, Etexhorn13 said:

FWIW, I am usually a scramble it all together person but I may have had a bit of a hangover this morning.

And that's fair.

You also posted some elite ingredients to where I'm looking at it thinking... God damn I could knock that out of the park. 

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#11010
9 hours ago, Etexhorn13 said:

Gettin a little judgey in here considering the thread…

This thread is exactly why my 1st thought was roadkill. 

#11016

Noshes for dinner. A pickle loaf sammich on white bread. The last of some salmon I smoked with saltines. And the last leftover Cheetos brand jalapeño Mac and cheese the boy made before he left.

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#11022
14 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Noshes for dinner. A pickle loaf sammich on white bread. The last of some salmon I smoked with saltines. And the last leftover Cheetos brand jalapeño Mac and cheese the boy made before he left.

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der smorgasborg

#11024
On 3/9/2025 at 8:42 PM, Brisketexan said:


Yeah. It was meadoker.
But, I mean…I ate it.

Next time you're left with mid mac n cheese, douse it in worcestershire sauce. Thank me later. 

#11025

Bet his stomach looked like the scene from The Warriors where all the gangs gathered together,  but later on his asshole be like… 

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#11026
Bet his stomach looked like the scene from The Warriors where all the gangs gathered together,  but later on his asshole be like… 
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My stomach and asshole are older, but they’re still of Mexican coonass lineage. I was fine. Bitch please.
#11027
2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


My stomach and asshole are older, but they’re still of Mexican coonass lineage. I was fine. Bitch please.

They made a movie about his stomach.

 

Legends of the Digestive Tract. 

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#11030
On 3/8/2025 at 2:05 PM, huge said:


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(Kartchners)

I dig the banana peel on the dash. You never know when Bowser will be charging hard on your six. 

#11041
On 3/17/2025 at 5:28 PM, Steel Shank said:

Thought bout naoches, but then said fuck it and dumped some grated cheese in my bowl of hot sauce. Voila, motherfuckers! lol!6edb3753e6707b0c4bf15c1da1387779.jpg

That just encompasses the spirit of this thread. Improvise, adapt, devour.

#11043
On 3/20/2025 at 8:25 PM, ChickenSandwich said:

All beef hotdog from the QT-$2.29. 
 

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My issue with the usual roller grill is the bun.  Too often they aren’t steamed but dried out and crunchy.  
kudos on saying fuck it and applying chili and cheese from that dispenser that is impossible to clean.

#11044
4 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

kudos on saying fuck it and applying chili and cheese from that dispenser that is impossible to clean.

It's actually rather easy to clean. Their food operation in general is very sanitary. I worked there for a couple weeks then quit because it was fucking terrible.

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