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11 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Dona style:

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this right here is the shit. they nailed the Dona heat and flavor. i liked the El Gallo and it was damn close... but TJ's edges it out. i keep two extra bottles in the pantry at all times :)

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On 1/22/2021 at 2:54 PM, Brisketexan said:

The El Gallo green is top-notch.  But honestly, the Trader Joe's version is better.  Either one of em, I can damn near just drink it.

You guys should just make your own. It's easy AF. Takes about 20 minutes for 3 or so cups of the stuff, which lasts me several weeks during which I put it on everything I make. I use that shit on breakfast tacos, wraps, salad dressing, whatever. 

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

You guys should just make your own. It's easy AF. Takes about 20 minutes for 3 or so cups of the stuff, which lasts me several weeks during which I put it on everything I make. I use that shit on breakfast tacos, wraps, salad dressing, whatever. 

so post your recipe, numbnuts. 

Just now, futureman said:

so post your recipe, numbnuts. 

I’ve posted it several times on this website. But here you go. They’re all basically all the same. 
 

https://www.delishknowledge.com/creamy-jalapeno-salsa/

 

ive also modified with avacado oil, as well as using mixtures of Hatch/Anaheim chiles and Serrano. At this point I basically just eyeball the number or peppers and garlic. 
 

if you burn the garlic, or even overcook it, throw out. Do not use it. It will ruin the sauce completely. 

 

Remnants from a TB Whole Lotta Box = bean & cheese nachos.  Apologies for the washable plate.

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On 2/7/2021 at 11:40 AM, irishtexan said:

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This might belong in the Holy Shit thread cause...Holy Shit!

On 2/7/2021 at 11:40 AM, irishtexan said:

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Happy super bowl Sunday!

Dogs, chili, and do I see brisket, too? 

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33 minutes ago, Dutch said:

Dogs, chili, and do I see brisket, too? 

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It was just some leftover chili I had made using cubed chuck, and some of the cubes stayed somewhat loosely intact. 

FYI, those are Martin's "Big Marty" buns that HEB recently started carrying. If you can find one that's open, pick some up. Highly recommended.

17 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

I would smash this

 

Is that water as the base of the sauce?  Are you fucking kidding me?

I might try a bite if she'd started with dairy.  Cream/half & half/milk, something for fuck's sake.  I mean, it would still be fucking disgusting, but I'd try it.

1 hour ago, threesheets said:

Is that water as the base of the sauce?  Are you fucking kidding me?

I mean, she's cooking with Cheetos. This ain't Julia Child.

5 hours ago, Dutch said:

Dogs, chili, and do I see brisket, too? 

Oh my! 

4 hours ago, threesheets said:

Is that water as the base of the sauce?  Are you fucking kidding me?

I might try a bite if she'd started with dairy.  Cream/half & half/milk, something for fuck's sake.  I mean, it would still be fucking disgusting, but I'd try it.

I agree with all of this except it being disgusting. heavy cream and cheetos would be awesome. 

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1 hour ago, ChickenSandwich said:

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Need to tear the cheese in half and lay end to end to extend it's influence to the farthest reaches of the bacon.

5 hours ago, baboso said:

That will make a turd.

Doubt it

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I'm pretty sure that's just fancy spicy prison ramen.

Wasn't that penitentiary prison pizza made out of ramen?  I seem to recall it was.

On 2/7/2021 at 9:52 AM, Steel Shank said:

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Damn, I didn't realize Steel Shank was over 100 years old.  Those are Rip Van Winkle hands.

6 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Damn, I didn't realize Steel Shank was over 100 years old.  Those are Rip Van Winkle hands.

Yeah, but that crease on the left looks like a va-jayjay.

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Had some bacon lying around as men do. Cooked it.

Had some leftover chili. Cooked it in the bacon fat.

Added some eggs. Why? Because I live in a country that put a man on the moon and invented the gloryhole.

For those of you who have sons...show them this when they are ready to become men.

 

 

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With the weather I expect a high thread output in the next few days.

5 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Had some bacon lying around as men do. Cooked it.

Had some leftover chili. Cooked it in the bacon fat.

Added some eggs. Why? Because I live in a country that put a man on the moon and invented the gloryhole.

For those of you who have sons...show them this when they are ready to become men.

 

 

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Looks OK, I guess.

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^ Those are likely leftover fast food fries, but I stand by this rec if anyone needs it. 

On 4/24/2019 at 8:39 PM, spystud13 said:

These are the best grocery store frozen fries I’ve found, do them in the air fryer for about 10 minutes. Available at Walmart & probably elsewhere. 

 

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2.0:  good thing my HEB is never open.  otherwise if they sell out of those fries, my kids will hunt you down and kill you.

 

last of the chili I made on Thursday to take with us on a ski trip we cancelled on Friday.  ran out of fritos yesterday, so had to go with broken Calidads.

pretty sure the japs triggered my run upstairs.  can't complain.  got to take care of business while I still had power to my bidet. never know exactly when the next blackout will hit.

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2 hours ago, wd40 said:

2.0:  good thing my HEB is never open.  otherwise if they sell out of those fries, my kids will hunt you down and kill you.

 

last of the chili I made on Thursday to take with us on a ski trip we cancelled on Friday.  ran out of fritos yesterday, so had to go with broken Calidads.

pretty sure the japs triggered my run upstairs.  can't complain.  got to take care of business while I still had power to my bidet. never know exactly when the next blackout will hit.

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Ha! We used Calidad's on Saturday night to dip the chili in as a midnight snack

^ Those are likely leftover fast food fries, but I stand by this rec if anyone needs it. 

They are these done in an air fryer. Simply delicious.

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Wanted to do chili dogs but Kroger was out of buns and chili. So grabbed some hot dogs and Hawaiian rolls. Had some bulgogi and hoisin sauce at home so mixed them together and I present to you bulgogi/hoisin braised hot dogs served on toasted Hawaiian rolls. We're on rolling blackouts so the final shot was taken in the dark990ca9dacc23a41017a5f628cd0c4138.jpga865c9955f3a7d6ff55bc2eb80a951f6.jpg

35 minutes ago, NateHitch said:

Wanted to do chili dogs but Kroger was out of buns and chili. So grabbed some hot dogs and Hawaiian rolls. Had some bulgogi and hoisin sauce at home so mixed them together and I present to you bulgogi/hoisin braised hot dogs served on toasted Hawaiian rolls. We're on rolling blackouts so the final shot was taken in the dark990ca9dacc23a41017a5f628cd0c4138.jpga865c9955f3a7d6ff55bc2eb80a951f6.jpg

This is amazing. Mary Shelley would be proud. 

2 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Looks tasty. What the ever livin' fuck is bulgogi sauce? Never heard of it.

never went to Burger Tex?

Not the best picture, but that’s left over CFS on toast with white and brown gravy on top.  It slammed. 

 

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Dinner follow up. Leftover chili, Fritos and dinosaur chicken nuggets in the side. Plate placemat getting a little precarious with the bourbon drinking.

 

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Looks tasty. What the ever livin' fuck is bulgogi sauce? Never heard of it.
A Korean bbq sauce. Goes well with beef and pork. And hot dogs.

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