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Though I suspect he's seen the inside of a few Crown Vics, I've always thought Shank to be more of a Caddy man.

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    Apologizes for plates, paper could not take the girth.    Made chili.Flour tortillas from Monterey Time for a Frito burrito.    Cheese under chili   

  • Worked at the ranch today with Dad, he turned 87 last Sunday and was mad at me because I would not let him run the chainsaw. Since we went into town early today for some fencing we didn’t feel like d

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Maybe, but if so, we're talking late 70s.  Like this:

 

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Damn close. I'm kinda partial to a '73 Eldorado. White, red leather interior, ragtop. 500 cu in plant. Front wheel drive. Trashy broad sitting next to me. Case of Bud Light and a box of sandwiches on the back seat.

 

Also, chrome 1911 under my seat. Along with a bottle of Jim Beam.

16 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Damn close. I'm kinda partial to a '73 Eldorado. White, red leather interior, ragtop. 500 cu in plant. Front wheel drive. Trashy broad sitting next to me. Case of Bud Light and a box of sandwiches on the back seat.

L-I-V-I-N

1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

Damn close. I'm kinda partial to a '73 Eldorado. White, red leather interior, ragtop. 500 cu in plant. Front wheel drive. Trashy broad sitting next to me. Case of Bud Light and a box of sandwiches on the back seat.

 

Also, chrome 1911 under my seat. Along with a bottle of Jim Beam.

My grandmother rolled EXACTLY like this. Good ole NOLA broad, transplanted to S. Texas.  Add a cigarette dangling from your lips, and you'd be her, reincarnated.

Damn close. I'm kinda partial to a '73 Eldorado. White, red leather interior, ragtop. 500 cu in plant. Front wheel drive. Trashy broad sitting next to me. Case of Bud Light and a box of sandwiches on the back seat.
 
Also, chrome 1911 under my seat. Along with a bottle of Jim Beam.


Poetry.

My roommate in 2002 bought a 77 with blue interior but mostly looked like that.

Man that was fun to tool around in. West Alabama Ice House was the usual destination.


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If you read that upside down like I did, I think you're good. Plus they are always short on those use by dates.

16 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

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Lance White sighting!

I’ll just leave this here. Any of you Houston assholes want this in your mouth, its on my nighttime menu. You can get it Tuesday through Sunday.

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Wouldn’t be proper to serve food to a customer on a paper plate

9 minutes ago, ChampKind said:

Wouldn’t be proper to serve food to a customer on a paper plate

It looks great, actually.  Spam doesn't get enough love.  Hell, I've even ate some smoked bologna at a funky old BBQ joint in Muskogee, OK that was pretty damn good.  Apparently it's an Okie thing. Maybe for their lack of teeth, IDK?

Champ. I'll take one of those sandwiches. Actually, give me two. You can keep that fancy-ass plate!!!

Champ. I'll take one of those sandwiches. Actually, give me two. You can keep that fancy-ass plate!!!

Sounds like we need Champ to cater for us.
On July 12, 2018 at 6:04 PM, Dutch said:


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Perusing thread. First time in a while. This is near perfection. Please forgive me for suggesting a fried egg and cheese also.

 Good work sir.

You gotsta put the Cheetos in the sand which. It’s a must. 

4 hours ago, That Guy said:

You gotsta put the Cheetos in the sand which. It’s a must. 

You remember when that one guy told Michelangelo how to paint the Sistine Chapel?

Yeah...me either.

Driving from Jackson, MS to Dallas. I'm hungry need some good road trip eats. Anyone know of anything

If you can make it to Shreveport, Superior Grill.  There's a Whataburger at either Exit 1 or Exit 2 in Vicksburg.

56 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Driving from Jackson, MS to Dallas. I'm hungry need some good road trip eats. Anyone know of anything

Any number of boudin joints in Monroe, man.

11 hours ago, EastTexan said:

Perusing thread. First time in a while. This is near perfection. Please forgive me for suggesting a fried egg and cheese also.

 Good work sir.

Here you go.

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The half size sleeves of saltines are just about perfect.
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After all these years, you still have things to teach us.
16 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Just wait until I fall on lean times!

Like this?

Wife and kid (no pics) left me.

Leftovers still had some sauce so I kept it.

Leftovers was one meal...sauce with bread was another.

Nary a plate either time.

Not sure if I'm winning or losing?

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19 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

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For the boy: tater tots, deluxe mac-n-cheese, couple spoons of chili and some lil' smilie medallions (fried)
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2 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

For the boy: tater tots, deluxe mac-n-cheese, couple spoons of chili and some lil' smilie medallions (fried)
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That's lil' smokies medallions, bitches.

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

When you play with fire, my friend, you sometimes get burned.

3 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

For the boy: tater tots, deluxe mac-n-cheese, couple spoons of chili and some lil' smilie medallions (fried)
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putting that together must have taken  you away from the Ice Cold Bud Light and gash for quite a while.  10 minutes at least? 

14 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

putting that together must have taken  you away from the Ice Cold Bud Light and gash for quite a while.  10 minutes at least? 

I'm handy, my brutha. I can do many things simultaneously.

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Start the day off right with some ground venison and brown gravy shit on a shingle, on grandmas old plastic plate.  

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42 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Start the day off right with some ground venison and brown gravy shit on a shingle, on grandmas old plastic plate.  

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Definitely gets style points for the plate.

Yup, that's the brownest runniest SoS I've ever seen.  But I bet it tasted aight.

 

 

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It was leftover from a delicious egg noodle concoction my wife made last night.  Before her next concoction which was even better. 

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